Penmanship Faculties
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- Jay Rose
- 03-18-22
Penmanship Faculties
Interesting story, well told. I liked the gradual progression used to draw the listener into the story. Disturbing enough to make its point, but not enough to give me extensive emotional scarring. (I’m not a horror person, so it doesn’t take that much)
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