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Patrick Warburton
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Lemony Snicket
About this listen
For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young listeners and readers through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book - a love letter to audiences young and old about the vagaries of real life - longtime fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket’s distinctive voice in a new way.
This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections: the proper way to prepare an egg, a perplexing idea called “tzimtzum”, the sublime pleasure of swimming in open water, and much else.
Poison for Breakfast is a classic-in-the-making that - in the great tradition of modern fables like The Little Prince and The Phantom Tollbooth - will delight listeners of all ages.
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Librarians spend their lives weeding - not weeds, but books - books that have reached the end of their shelf life both literally and figuratively. They remove books that patrons no longer check out, and they put back books they treasure. Annie Spence, who has a decade of experience as a Midwestern librarian, does this not only at her Michigan library but also at home, for her neighbors, at cocktail parties - everywhere. In Dear Fahrenheit 451, she addresses those books directly.
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Totally captivating
- By Grace Smith on 03-24-18
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Daddy-Long-Legs
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First published in 1912, Daddy-Long-Legs is an epistolary novel that follows orphan Jerusha "Judy" Abbott through her college years through a series of letters written to her anonymous benefactor, whom she nicknames "Daddy-Long-Legs." As Judy learns to navigate the complex world of studies, social life, and romance, her letters convey her growth and address the increasingly complex questions that preoccupy her.
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My granddaughter loved it .. So I had to read
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Wild Mind
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Writer, poet, and teacher Natalie Goldberg shows you how to unleash your "wild mind" - the true source of your creative power. In this crisp mix of memoir, teaching guide, nonfiction and poetry, Goldberg strips creativity to the essential mind that is "raw, full of energy, alive, and hungry." Natalie is compassionate, practical, and humorous. "Even if it's just a leg hanging out the window, she says, "write it down." Highlights include: provocative "try this" exercises to compel you into action, advice on how to find time to write, how to discover your personal style, how to make sentences come alive, and how to overcome procrastination and writer's block. She'll also explore the larger vision of the writer's task: knowing when to take risks as a writer and a person, learning self-acceptance in life and art.
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Get to know Natalie Goldberg
- By Sven Severin on 04-21-15
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Two sisters, small-town Ontario, 1934. Canadian author Richard Wright tells their story, from the ordinary to the extraoridinary with an eye for the commonplace and poignant sense of the larger undercurrents that change people's lives.
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charming intimate refreshing
- By L on 09-10-04
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Spring Magic
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Young Frances Field arrives in a scenic coastal village in Scotland, having escaped her dreary life as an orphan, treated as little more than a servant by an uncle and aunt. Once there, she encounters an array of eccentric locals, the occasional roar of enemy planes overhead and three army wives - Elise, Tommy and Tillie - who become fast friends. Elise warns Frances of the discomforts of military life, but she’s inclined to disregard the advice when she meets the dashing and charming Captain Guy Tarlatan.
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WWII Home Front
- By Jerri C on 06-05-19
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Here is the exciting culmination of Ali Smith's celebrated Seasonal Quartet, a series of stand-alone novels, separate but interconnected (as the seasons are), wide-ranging in timescale and light-footed through histories.
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terrific book, beautifully read.
- By Sasha on 02-07-21
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Wicked Autumn
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Max Tudor has adapted well to his post as vicar of St. Edwold's in the idyllic village of Nether Monkslip. The quiet village seems the perfect home for Max, who has fled a harrowing past as an MI5 agent. But this new-found serenity is quickly shattered when the highly vocal and unpopular president of the Women's Institute turns up dead at the Harvest Fayre. The death looks like an accident, but Max's training as a former agent kicks in, and before long he suspects foul play.
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Just OK
- By Jeanne on 08-05-21
By: G. M. Malliet
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- Ari@The Bookish Coven
- 12-14-23
Poison for breakfast?
Patrick Warburton is a phenomenal narrator and it was the reason I picked up this audiobook! The story by itself isn't as charming as Lemony's previous work.
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- Ella
- 05-20-22
Oh the voice
I purchased this book based on the reviews around the performance and I wasn’t disappointed. Patrick’s voice is like silk. The story is also interesting and worth pondering…. Enjoyed this book.
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- Kayla Andrews
- 05-25-22
ADHD philosophy in the best way
I listened to it twice in one day and also told like 3 people to read it as I was still finishing it. It had me laughing, smiling, snickering, nodding in agreement, being introspective, everything. I was sending different quotes to different people as they became relevant. (One is an ignored philosopher, one has discussed that everything we know about Indians is wrong, and yet another claims to hate eggs.)
Patrick is the perfect, dry but not bland voice of Snicket. 10/10 did recommend haha
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- Aryka C.
- 10-19-24
Bewildering
This story is weird in a good way it’s philosophical as stated which i don’t like yet i like it. I was so confused while reading it alone but with the audio i was less confused. I recommend this book and suggest it to be read a couple of times and that it will be worth it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-17-22
Lots of clever fun.
Absolutely delightful!! I loved this one! I am definitely pulling it out to listen to again at some point - it's like a little treasure!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-29-24
The Narrator
Overall I loved it and will listen to it again and again!!
It’s a must add to the library quickly
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- Biddy Jane
- 09-13-24
Wonderful!!
Engrossing and informative and funny. The narrator was perfect for this book.
I plan to read more of Lemony Snicket's books soon.
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- Zakky
- 09-26-21
Quite Bewildering but Amazing.
This book is amazing. It is the perfect audiobook to listen to while eating your own breakfast; whether that breakfast has tea with honey, a slice of toast with cheese, a single sliced pear or an egg perfectly prepared is completely up to you.
The narrator, Patrick Warburton, is in my opinion the perfect narrator to encompass Lemony Snicket's writing style. His deep voice gives such gravitas to the words and phrases Mr. Snicket uses.
This book has also made me think to myself of many Bewildering things and happenings in my life. Who knew a book called Poison for Breakfast would be so philosophical.
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- Rondolyn H.
- 05-18-23
This makes me smile
There are books that you need to read two or three times just to make certain all puns, jokes and / or lessons were heard and learned. While listening to this book for the second time, I called my son, daughter and cousin and asked them to listen to the book so that I had someone to talk and laugh with about the book’s brilliance. Thank you, oh thank you, for putting a smile on my face.
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- Heather
- 08-28-24
Quirky.
This is a fun little read that makes you think deeply about what you know and how you view the world. Pay attention or you just might miss the point.
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