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Two weeks before his twenty-first birthday, Las Vegas native Bobby Ingersoll finds out he’s inherited a crushing gambling debt from his scumbag father. The debt is owed to an even scummier bag named Fraser Ruphart who oversees his bottom-rung criminal empire from the classy-adjacent Trump International Hotel. Bobby’s prospects of paying off the note, which comes due the day he turns twenty-one, are about as dim as the sign on the tower’s façade.
The two weeks pass in the blink of a (snake) eye, but before Bobby’s luck runs out, he stumbles upon enough cash to pay Ruphart off and change his family’s fortune. More importantly, he finds himself with a new, for lack of a better word, faith.
Bobby does not consign his big break to a “higher power"—what Penn Jillette hero ever could? Instead, he devises and devotes himself to Random, a philosophy where his life choices are based entirely on the roll of his “lucky” dice. What follows is a hilarious exploration into not so much what defines us as what divines us when we give over every decision—from what to eat to whom to marry to how or when to die—to the random fall of two numbered cubes.
Combining the intellectual curiosity of Richard Dawkins with the humor and grit of an Elmore Leonard antihero, Jillette’s up-on-his-luck Ingersoll is the character we need to help us navigate the chaos of the post-truth era.
Well, unless his roll runs cold.
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Frank Machianno is a late-middle-aged ex-surf bum who runs a bait shack on the San Diego waterfront. An affable Italian with a love of people and life, he's a stand-up businessman, devoted father, and a beloved fixture in the community. He's also a hit man - specifically, a retired hit man. Back in the day when he was one of the most feared members of the West Coast Mafia, he was known as Frankie Machine.
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Five stars straight across the board
- By Eric Taylor on 06-28-12
By: Don Winslow
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The Kings of Cool
- A Prequel to 'Savages'
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Holter Graham
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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In Savages, Don Winslow introduced Ben and Chon, twentysomething best friends who risk everything to save the girl they both love, O. Now, in his high-octane prequel, Winslow reaches back in time to tell the story of how Ben, Chon, and O became the people they are. Spanning from 1960s Southern California to the recent past, it is a tale of family in all its forms. As the younger generation does battle with drug dealers and crooked cops, they learn that their future is inextricably linked with their parents' history.
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The truth always come home...
- By Darwin8u on 09-28-17
By: Don Winslow
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Flood
- A Novel (Burke, Book 1)
- By: Andrew Vachss
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Burke's newest client is a woman named Flood, who has the face of an angel, the body of a high-priced stripper, and the skills of a professional executioner. She wants Burke to find a monster for her - so she can kill him with her bare hands. In this thriller, Andrew Vachss's renegade private eye teams up with a lethally gifted avenger to follow a child's murderer through the catacombs of New York, where every alley is blind and the penthouses are as dangerous as the basements.
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Noir!
- By Snoodely on 03-06-14
By: Andrew Vachss
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The Death of Cool
- From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood
- By: Gavin McInnes
- Narrated by: Gavin McInnes
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- By Kelsey Gholi on 04-03-17
By: Gavin McInnes
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You're Making Me Hate You
- A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline.
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New perspective.
- By jeremy on 09-22-15
By: Corey Taylor
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Sucker Bet
- By: James Swain
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Tony Valentine is a retired Atlantic City cop and a master hunter of casino cheats, or "grifters." He has the talent to spot cheats over a casino's surveillance cameras from the moment they come off the street and begin to take a part in the action. Valentine IDs his prey and moves in for the kill.
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Interesting and entertaining
- By James on 06-11-04
By: James Swain
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90 Church
- Inside America's Notorious First Narcotics Squad
- By: Agent Dean Unkefer
- Narrated by: Keith Szarabajka
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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90 Church is both the unbelievable memoir of one man's confrontation with the dark corners of the human experience and a fascinating window into a little-known time in American history. Learn the story of the agents who make the DEA look like choirboys.
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AMAZING!!!
- By Nick on 03-22-16
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You're Better than Me
- A Memoir
- By: Bonnie McFarlane
- Narrated by: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
- By Jonathan Placek on 03-02-16
By: Bonnie McFarlane
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Out of Orange
- A Memoir
- By: Cleary Wolters
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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The real-life Alex Vause from the critically acclaimed, top-rated Netflix show Orange Is the New Black tells her story in her own words for the first time - a powerful, surprising memoir about crime and punishment, friendship and marriage, and a life caught in the ruinous drug trade and beyond.
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Must read for OITNB fans
- By D. T. Douglas on 06-21-15
By: Cleary Wolters
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No Angel
- My Harrowing Undercover Journey to the Inner Circle of the Hells Angels
- By: Jay Dobyns, Nils Johnson-Shelton
- Narrated by: Mel Foster
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Getting shot in the chest as a rookie ATF agent, bartering for machine guns, throttling down the highway at 100 miles per hour, and responding to a full-scale, bloody riot between the Hells Angels and their rivals, the Mongols - these are just a few of the high-adrenaline experiences Jay Dobyns recounts in this action-packed, hard to imagine, but true story of how he infiltrated the legendary Hells Angels.
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"I would avoid this one..."
- By Chris on 12-27-12
By: Jay Dobyns, and others
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Road Dogs
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Peter Francis James
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Jack Foley is serving a 30-year sentence in a Miami penitentiary, but he's made an unlikely friend on the inside who just might be able to do something about that. Fellow inmate Cundo Rey, an extremely wealthy Cuban criminal, arranges for Foley's sentence to be reduced from 30 years to three months, and when Jack is released just two weeks ahead of Cundo, he agrees to wait for him in Venice Beach, California.
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Pretty fine Elmore Leonard.
- By Richard Delman on 07-26-12
By: Elmore Leonard
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The Ritual Bath
- The First Peter Decker and Rina Lazarus Novel
- By: Faye Kellerman
- Narrated by: Mitchell Greenberg
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Detective Peter Decker of the LAPD is stunned when he gets the report. Someone has shattered the sanctuary of a remote yeshiva community in the California hills with an unimaginable crime. One of the women was brutally raped as she returned from the mikvah, the bathhouse where the cleansing ritual is performed.
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Good Read
- By Eva Gannon on 08-21-08
By: Faye Kellerman
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Baltimore Blues
- Tess Monaghan, Book 1
- By: Laura Lippman
- Narrated by: Deborah Hazlett
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Unemployed at 29, Tess Monaghan is willing to take any freelance job to pay the rent—including a bit of unorthodox snooping for her rowing buddy, Darryl "Rock" Paxton. In a city where someone is murdered almost every day, attorney Michael Abramowitz's death should be just another statistic. But the slain lawyer's notoriety—and his noontime trysts with Rock's fiancée—make the case front page news...and point to Rock as the likely murderer. But trying to prove her friend's innocence could prove costly to Tess.
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I'm on #8 - This series is almost unique
- By connie on 02-19-12
By: Laura Lippman
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Big City, Bad Blood
- By: Sean Chercover
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Disillusioned newspaper reporter-turned-private detective Ray Dudgeon doesn't want to save the world; he just wants to do an honest job well. But when doing an honest job threatens society's most powerful and corrupt, Ray's odds of survival make for a sucker's bet.
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Quintessentially Chicago
- By Eva Gannon on 09-21-09
By: Sean Chercover
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- Rob
- 11-03-22
Meh, it's alright.
Review contains Avery very mild spoiler.
I love penn, he's one of my "mentors". With that being said, this book is just okay. The story has plot armor to spare and is both predictable boring at times.
While I think there is a storry here, it needed to be fleshed out a bit. It was a bit too predictable and far fetched. Personally, I think it would have been amazing if it would have ended in a realistic way. That would have been hilarious.
The book was quite graphic with some sexual stuff that pushed the limit of what I was comfortable with. However, I'm glad it was in there to give representation to other sexual orientations and provided a broad sexual spectrum than to what others may like.
Drama was lost a bit because there wasn't a sense of risk. It seemed impossible to do wrong and that's where this book fell short.
We all want the hero to win. We watch super hero movies. We expect it. We are okay with it. But, bmthere has to be that feeli g of loss. That feeling of failure.
This just didn't have that.
However, the book itself was written pretty well and I hope penn continues to write. He did a great job as a whole and I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.
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- wickedlostangel
- 05-06-24
The title pretty much covers it.
Yes, random. It's random.
I enjoy the rantings of Penn Jillette, so I gave this story a whirl. There's no real rhyme or reason to this story, however, I'm no better or worse for having listened to it. At times I giggled at the funny comments and antics that came in passing, perhaps you will too.
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- Jessi Bean
- 10-09-24
Ridiculous and hard to follow
I adore Penn Jillette, but his voice isn’t exactly the best for audiobooks. This story is filled with wild, ridiculous and sometimes entertaining moments. There are far too many substances and crass scenarios for my liking and I am a Vegas local who is not a prude! 3 stars for effort and being somewhat entertaining.
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- statom
- 10-12-22
thanks penn
1: write a review explaining what i liked about the book
2: write a review explaining how reviews are bullshit and are full of lies and manipulation so leaving one is pointless
3: write a review about how i missed out on the dice bag, so now my balls are cold because i have nothing to put them in
4: write a review about how free will is bullshit, anyway. so letting dice decide my decisions is the ultimate form of atheism. include vaguely-related tangents about how much mushrooms ive done
5: write a mean, untrue review saying "I would give it LESS than 1 star!!", but give it 5 stars instead
6: write out my list of options in place of a review
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- James Self
- 01-10-23
AMAZING STUPENDOUS FUNNY THRILLING
Just a taste of what Mr. Jillette can do well. I loved it alot
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- Timothy Carver
- 10-12-22
I rolled a seven so now I’m writing this
Penn is most like himself and I’d like to be more like that. Robert Ingersoll is a incredible combination of the most incredible people. The story is fun fast and wild I love it. I’ll continue to relisten to this often.
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- Christopher Horsfall
- 01-16-23
Great story, Fun ride!
I’m a big fan of Penn and I love his story telling and wit. Can’t wait until the next form of entertainment. Thanks Penn
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- Gary B. Whittaker
- 10-16-22
Teens will like this story. Rest of you Mmmm
Penn has always been entertaining. Even on the radio with Alex Bennett hilarious. Not so much this story. It has a good premise and enough of crazy. No body except maybe the kiddies would be entertained by the stupid sex talk. Maybe he's frustrated having to be Mr Clean in his shows. If he finally gets on with the story about half way through trying to prove Las Vegas is crazy the concept of random is a good premise and could have been a lot of fun. He needed the guy from two and a half men to read the story and it would have been a great series. Oh well nice start. Loved his bringing his Vegas buddies into the story. He needed a bottle of Mazola in the group grope scene.
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- Jordan
- 10-30-22
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I’ve been a fan of Penn and Teller since I saw them on the Drew Carey Show once as a kid. Over the past decade, I’ve increasingly been a fan of Penn’s solo work product as well, the Penn’s Sunday School podcast, his other books, Directors Cut, et Al.
I began reading this book with the comfortable understanding that ours (mine and Penn’s) was a classic, everyday, run of the mill parasocial relationship, wherein I was a fan, and Penn had no knowledge of my existence.
Imagine my surprise when, sentence by sentence chapter after chapter, Penn gradually unmasks himself; making it increasingly clear that the lions share of his time and energy over at least the past decade has in fact been covertly observing me (possibly stalking), and harvesting all of my life experiences to use in this book.
^^^
That’s kinda sorta maybe a little bit of how I felt about reading this. To be clear, the broad brushstrokes of the story don’t overlap. My name isn’t Bobby, I’ve never lived dice life, and don’t have any memorable feuds with killer criminals. But those primary details are always secondary in a story. It’s the minutiae that matters, in life and in story. And my god.
I’ve sat alone in that golden nugget Starbucks for hours in quiet contemplation while Fremont street flows by. I’ve stayed in the suite, alone, and masturbated on the bed. I’ve seen the Tiesto billboard on the late, lonely drive from Phoenix, after a fight with a girl. I’ve taken flights to cities with no purpose, just for the feeling of being somewhere nobody knew where I was, and loitered in the airport because I had no place I was meant to go. I’ve left worthless things that appear to be quite valuable with partners to see how they’d handle it. I regularly mention to people who are not from where I am from what fluffernutters are and how they are the best thing. There’s a girl from Newfoundland. It’s all there.
I, sitting alone in my room, on a hill, on an island, in a country thousands of miles from any place I have ever had any sensible reason to be, had several audible outbursts of “WHAT???” with a disbelieving laugh as yet another line came through that was clearly lifted from my most private thoughts.
To be clear, and I really want this to be clear on this before famously litigious Penn unleashes his army of lawyers to take me out, I am not saying Penn has devoted several years of his life to stalking me, across states and countries, to loosely base parts of random on obscure details he gleaned from his efforts. That’s not for me to say. I’m saying it’s a question worth asking and that you, like Penn, should DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!
I’m in the book. ❤️
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- George D. Everitt
- 11-13-22
A fun and enjoyable story
This novel stands alone as an enjoyable work of fiction. If you enjoy Penn’s work at all, it is especially compelling.
There are plenty of Easter eggs for those who follow his public appearances and side gig as a public intellectual. (The whole “carney trash” bit is just a self deprecating part of his charm). Penn is wicked smart.
The book is filled with Pennaphorisms like “crazy as a shithouse rat”. This is entertainment that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
The premise is well described elsewhere.
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