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Valerie Stonehold, Book 2
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There's nothing Val enjoys more than a cheerful bar brawl.
Val is expanding her horizons as she settles into her new abode. Her jewelry business is taking off, and she's also found a pub or two for relaxing. Plus, she's got the bodyguard business, and the occasional bouncing gig. Busy dwarf!
She's also learning the art and science of having friends.
One of them, Stella, will be moving, which forces Val to make a choice.
Has she finally found a world that will accept her? Does she want to make it her home?
Then Anne, her first client who is now a friend as well, calls her about another protection job, and she can't say no.
A red-carpet event and a movie star. When Val shows up, the venue's manager doesn't make things easy. Dicks get measured, and the winner is . . .
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When three local bullies pick on Iron Hills dwarf Eiravel (Val) Stonehold, she naturally defends herself. Why is she the only one who gets thrown out of the tavern after the brawl? On her way home, two bumbling dragons in human form, Axl and Livius, accost her and hand her a letter. What can the new Eternal Queen Julie possibly want with her? As it turns out, the queen wants her body.
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Great fun!!
- By jenny on 03-26-25
By: Renée Jaggér, and others
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Drafted
- Para-Military Recruiter, Book 1
- By: Renée Jaggér, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Julie Meadows is down on her luck when she receives an e-mail drafting her into the Official Para-Military Agency. She didn't expect "para" to mean paranormal. Her partner is an Aether Elf prince, her boss is a Were . . . something, and the IT department is staffed by literal trolls. The prospect of a steady job and financial security draws her into a world filled with every myth and legend she's ever read about. Julie dives into the magical, mystical, and downright fantastic when she and her partner, Taylor, are tasked with finding new recruits for the Agency.
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Too juvenile
- By Tina on 04-28-24
By: Renée Jaggér, and others
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Man Made God 001
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever since the signing of the World War III Armistice, the virtual world has become even more important than the real world. Adam does not care for the virtual world. His only concern is curing his terminally ill lover, but with Aris on the verge of death, he is running out of both time and hope.
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It's hard for me to listen
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 12-26-21
By: Brandon Varnell
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Out in the Cold
- C.O.R.P.S.E., Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Raechel Wong
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when the world's deadliest operative is activated with no target to take out? Tina Hutchinson was a member of the black ops team known as C.O.R.P.S.E.-until she was killed. But her death triggered a secret program, activating an android that was trained to kill, yet is now confused about its mission.
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Awesome
- By Zero Calvin on 01-07-25
By: Michael Anderle
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Courageous
- Starships in the Abyss, Book 1
- By: Sean Robins
- Narrated by: C.J. Grey
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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In the depths of the cosmos, the relentless Xortaag armada sweeps across the galaxy, leaving shattered worlds in its wake. Now, their sights are set on Earth. But in the face of annihilation, hope emerges from the most unlikely heroes: a starfighter pilot with a knack for quoting movies, a fearless stuntwoman, a deadly super-assassin, and a cunning cosmic spymaster. Their mission is not only to save humanity but to protect billions of intelligent beings across the multiverse.
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Alien invasion
- By julian tarasiuk on 02-28-25
By: Sean Robins
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Security for Hire
- Valerie Stonehold, Book 1
- By: Renée Jaggér, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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When three local bullies pick on Iron Hills dwarf Eiravel (Val) Stonehold, she naturally defends herself. Why is she the only one who gets thrown out of the tavern after the brawl? On her way home, two bumbling dragons in human form, Axl and Livius, accost her and hand her a letter. What can the new Eternal Queen Julie possibly want with her? As it turns out, the queen wants her body.
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Great fun!!
- By jenny on 03-26-25
By: Renée Jaggér, and others
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Drafted
- Para-Military Recruiter, Book 1
- By: Renée Jaggér, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Julie Meadows is down on her luck when she receives an e-mail drafting her into the Official Para-Military Agency. She didn't expect "para" to mean paranormal. Her partner is an Aether Elf prince, her boss is a Were . . . something, and the IT department is staffed by literal trolls. The prospect of a steady job and financial security draws her into a world filled with every myth and legend she's ever read about. Julie dives into the magical, mystical, and downright fantastic when she and her partner, Taylor, are tasked with finding new recruits for the Agency.
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Too juvenile
- By Tina on 04-28-24
By: Renée Jaggér, and others
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Man Made God 001
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Ever since the signing of the World War III Armistice, the virtual world has become even more important than the real world. Adam does not care for the virtual world. His only concern is curing his terminally ill lover, but with Aris on the verge of death, he is running out of both time and hope.
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It's hard for me to listen
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 12-26-21
By: Brandon Varnell
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Out in the Cold
- C.O.R.P.S.E., Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Raechel Wong
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
What happens when the world's deadliest operative is activated with no target to take out? Tina Hutchinson was a member of the black ops team known as C.O.R.P.S.E.-until she was killed. But her death triggered a secret program, activating an android that was trained to kill, yet is now confused about its mission.
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Awesome
- By Zero Calvin on 01-07-25
By: Michael Anderle
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Courageous
- Starships in the Abyss, Book 1
- By: Sean Robins
- Narrated by: C.J. Grey
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In the depths of the cosmos, the relentless Xortaag armada sweeps across the galaxy, leaving shattered worlds in its wake. Now, their sights are set on Earth. But in the face of annihilation, hope emerges from the most unlikely heroes: a starfighter pilot with a knack for quoting movies, a fearless stuntwoman, a deadly super-assassin, and a cunning cosmic spymaster. Their mission is not only to save humanity but to protect billions of intelligent beings across the multiverse.
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Alien invasion
- By julian tarasiuk on 02-28-25
By: Sean Robins
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Witch on Wheels
- The Nomad Witch, Book 1
- By: TR Cameron, Martha Carr, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Scarlett Prynne is new in town, but that won't stop trouble from finding the young witch. It always does. Before her brother kicked her through a magical portal that eventually landed her in nowhere Tonopah, Nevada, he called her an agent of chaos. But let's be fair. Our Scarlett doesn't create problems. Her magic just attracts it in all shapes and furry sizes. Like her familiar, Runeclaw. The black cat's tongue is as sharp as his nails, and he has a snark that can cut through just about anything. This time though, trouble was already here.
By: TR Cameron, and others
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Viewer Discretion Advised
- Dungeon Core TV, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Stephen Bowlby
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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The aliens didn't conquer Earth. They negotiated exclusive streaming rights instead. Unbeknownst to humanity, the powerful Voltaxians controlled the galaxy, their vast empire fueled by their monopoly on mana. Humanity feared invasion, only to find out the godlike aliens had something far different in mind. The Voltaxians offered a simple deal. Allow them to set up dungeons controlled by living intelligent dungeon cores on Earth to generate mana, and they'd share the wealth.
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Stereotypical main character
- By Robert on 02-24-25
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Chronicles of an Urban Druid Boxed Set, Books 1-3
- Chronicles of an Urban Druid Boxed Set, Volume 1
- By: Auburn Tempest, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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I have family I didn't know about, a magical heritage laying its claim, and a mystery I apparently need to solve. But when a back-alley brawl leaves me marked with a bizarre Celtic crest on my back, I become a beacon for all things whacked and weird.
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Entertaining
- By Virtually Lost on 03-20-25
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By JW on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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Weaving Virtue
- A Progression Fantasy Epic (Gleam, Book 1)
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 16 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Life isn't that easy. Just like everything else, there are rules and regulations—and Chance didn't make the cut. Not until a lucky encounter gets him a one-way ticket to his future. A world where he can make something of himself. If only he hadn't landed in the middle of an endless maze full of monsters salivating for his life. Isolated and lost, the only thing Chance has to work with is his strange, luck-based magic and his determination to finally live a life worth living.
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Characters kept getting pushed around
- By Allen M. Bonneau on 12-31-24
By: Actus
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Shattered Dreams
- Ultimate Level 1, Book 1
- By: Shawn Wilson
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Max wanted to be a [Baker]. Settle down, bake stuff, and enjoy life. The gods, however, ruined that dream. Given [Baker] and a rare black skill, he is now running for his life, trying to grow strong enough to return home. Now, Max must find a way to grow strong enough to survive the people and the god hunting him.
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Awesome, weak to strong, MC must hide ability
- By Randall on 07-23-24
By: Shawn Wilson
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- J.S. Locke-Russell
- 01-12-25
Encore Encore!
This story line is so intriguing. The sky is the limit unless you are like the leading character and have a thing against heights.
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- SMone
- 01-11-25
Great Narrator
I love this book and narration. I listened to this before reading the Para-Military series but since Val was a newbie to much of the para world I was able to learn more about it with her. Can’t wait to continue with the series.
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