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Southern Belle Insults

By: Keke Palmer, Jasmine Guillory
Narrated by: Keke Palmer
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2022 SOVAS Award Finalist for Audiobook Narration—Short Story Anthology—Best Voiceover and Author Performance—Best Voiceover

BETRAYAL. PASSION. MAGIC. And…WIGS! From the sparkling imagination of gifted entertainer Keke Palmer and her iconic alter ego, Lady Miss Jacqueline, comes a hilarious modern fairy tale about a wilting violet, a clash of personalities, and a multitude of hair.

MY DEAR FRIEND JANET

Poor Janet and her fifty shades of beige. At least her inner voice, the sensational Lady Miss Jacqueline, is coming out in an outrageously funny short story about magic, courage, and—oh honey—the wigs!

FROM THE DESK OF LADY MISS

Hopelessly sad and lightly drab Janet takes a spin with Lady Miss Jacqueline in this hysterically funny short story of a magical wig that turns a wallflower into the flashiest bulb in the room. Does Lady Miss go too far? Always!

CHELSEA’S WERK WEEK

According to Lady Miss Jacqueline, her dear friend Janet is killing it. But appearances deceive in this sharply funny short story about best-laid plans, dirty blondes, and living life in all caps.

KERI ON THE LOOSE

There’s a bold new Janet in town. Let Lady Miss Jacqueline spell it out for you: F-I-E-R-C-E.

But there’s a lesson to be learned in this fabulously off-the-wall short story about life on the edge.

SOPHIE DREAMS BIG

Starry-eyed Janet is enchanted by her new wig, but Lady Miss knows her dear friend will soon be caught in a tangle of doubts in this whimsical short story about courage, self-worth, and confidence.

©2021 THAKIDZ LLC. (P)2021 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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I love her so much

OK I usually do not write ratings or reviews or have my comments all over the place especially on the Internet however this was an exceptional piece not only did Kiki Palmer smash the character the narrator but she allowed me to really see the character into action! Thank you so much. I laughed and giggled so much listening to this book I can’t wait for more of them!

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Just like talking to an animated friend!

I loved listening to Keke Palmer read her and Jasmine Guillory’s story Southern Belle Insults. It was funny, light with a message we can all use!! It was written and told as if you were sitting next to your most extravagant friend and all of a sudden she jumps up and says, giiiirrrrl, let me tell you what happened!!

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A fun, light romp

Keke Palmer gives an over the top performance that works really well. The story is simple, but the office really makes it worthwhile.

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Love me some Keke

This was entertaining and cute, I loved it! I really hope she has more stories coming out.

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Awesome!

Keke is a true and natural talent. Loved the storyline and the way she voiced each of the characters.

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Miss Kele Always Delivers

This story was a lot of fun, and Keke is amazing with all the voices!

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Yes you can!!

My 93 year old aunt and I listened to this story and loved it! It was sharp, witty and a morally good story line.

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Delightful!

So fun! When the world has you down, this is the perfect antidote. Easy to listen to, with a nice, positive message. Enjoy!

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Love It 😍

Keke Palmer did such a great job. This book is so appropriate for the time. It was interesting get me entertained, and the VOICES. I don’t normally read books twice but this one I definitely will.

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Exceptional

If any other narrator read this cast, it would have failed. Keke Palmer is the Ultimate Southern Belle

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