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Suave Rob's Awesome Adventures, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Dave Robison
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By:
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J. Daniel Sawyer
About this listen
From author of Hadrian's Flight and Suave Rob's Double-X Derring-Do comes a new tale of hilarious gonzo adventure in the 24th century.
When bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day!
Surfing Betelgeuse made him the galaxy's ultimate badass, but when Suave Rob Suarez gets thrown in the klink for brawling with his best bro, and forced to babysit a bevy of bratty delinquents as punishment, he figures that even badasses get the bogus end of the stick sometimes.
But egregious evil never sleeps, and when his wards get hijacked by the world's most heinous underwater overlord, Suave Rob pulls out all the stops to jump bail and embark on history's most epic high-dive. With 72 hours to save their bacon, the Double-X Daredevil's gotta put it all on the line to rescue the rugrats, and bring 'em back to the stars!
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