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First Fangs Club, Book 3
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Kristen Painter
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Newly appointed vampire governor of New Jersey Belladonna Barrone is fast discovering that life as a vampire isn’t much easier than life as a mobster’s wife. But that experience certainly taught her some things about how to handle the problems that come with being governor. That is until a friend is kidnapped by the fae and his life put in danger, all because of her actions.
Figuring out how to save him feels very much above her pay grade, but she’s the boss, and the decision about how to handle this potentially deadly situation is completely up to her. With the clock ticking, she has no choice but to attempt a rescue.
Thankfully, she has the help of her team and some impressive new friends. But going to battle with the fae has painfully real consequences, and the outcome of their mission leaves them all reeling. While dealing with the fallout from the fight, Donna once again becomes the target of a jealous vampire rival, which puts her future in question. Somehow, she has to find the strength to keep going and overcome these new attacks.
But there’s only so much a woman can handle. Or is there? With new resolve, Donna knows her only option is to fight back. Who else is going to protect her family and friends? She’s never been one to run from her problems.
Even when her problems feel like a supernatural sucker punch.
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This bundle includes books 1-3 in the Hex Files series, a fast-paced paranormal mystery series with a kickass heroine, hilarious sidekicks, and an immersive world that will pull you in faster than you can say pizza: Wicked Never Sleeps, Wicked Long Nights, and Wicked State of Mind.
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Poorly executed, naration is fine though
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
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By: Elicia Hyder
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Chronicles of an Urban Druid Boxed Set, Books 1-3
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I have family I didn't know about, a magical heritage laying its claim, and a mystery I apparently need to solve. But when a back-alley brawl leaves me marked with a bizarre Celtic crest on my back, I become a beacon for all things whacked and weird.
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Very enjoyable listen
- By Michelle on 12-22-24
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
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Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
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Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
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So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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Descent
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Take a journey back in time, to a place where Emma's lineage begins and where answers lie in unraveling secrets of the past. This is a story of forbidden love, an unbreakable bond, and the start of a dark adventure that will fill your heart with many emotions.
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Casualties of the heart.
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Oath Sworn
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The fact that she’s a werecat is just something she’s had to live with Alone in her territory, she’s lived a secretive life for six years: under the radar, avoiding her past and the baggage that comes with it. Trouble finds Jacky, though, in the form of an 11-year-old girl and a werewolf turf war just outside her borders. Forced to honor an ancient treaty and the Laws of the supernatural world, Jacky swears an oath to protect Carey Everson, the human daughter of a local werewolf Alpha from Dallas.
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Jacky Leon is up there with Mercy Thompson
- By E on 05-15-20
By: K.N. Banet
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- Nancy H
- 01-04-21
loved it
I really liked the story line of this one. can't wait for the next one with that cliff hanger ending.
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- kozychic
- 06-02-21
Wow! This series just gets better with each book!
I just finished and am already jonesing for the next book. Don't dally, please, Kristen.
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- donna
- 11-12-20
dear kristen painter
dear kristen painter when is the next book? I don't think I can wait. Please and thank you
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- Juanita
- 11-22-20
Awesome!
Love the book author story line and am on pins and needles for the book!!
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- Trish R.
- 11-23-20
Exciting book and wonderful narration..
Okay, this wasn't such an awful cliffhanger. If I didn't read the next one I wouldn't be bothered. I expected someone being hanging on for dear life but all it was was a surprising someone standing at Donna's door**********
Anyway, Donna's First Fang Club is such an awesome group. Dr. Goldberg, LaToya, Francine, Bunni, Meghan and Neo are such a wonderful group, I'm always glad when they have a meeting**********
Of course, in this story Donna kicked some butt, and that was good to see. Although, there was one sad death when they went to war with the Fae**********
So, no romance and no swearing. Definitely rated G**********
As to the narration: B.J. Harrison is a great narrator but he still needs a little help with the female voices.
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- Leslie Sagwal
- 11-24-20
Great choice in title
And it happens more than once! Can’t wait to have more in this series. B.J. Harrison is a great choice for a narrator ❤️
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- Sue
- 03-12-21
Another great book in this series
The narrator was easy to understand
the story held my interest and had a very interesting plot twist for an ending
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- Hellen
- 03-13-22
Wait, wait, wait…WHAT?
For some reason, I thought The Sucker Punch was the last book in the series, which left me EXTREMELY disappointed when I got to the last chapter and nothing involving the council and “Fitzy” as Donna calls him had come to pass, but there are at least two others, yay. I love this series intensely. I love Belladonna and her unusual family she’s added to over these three books. I love narrator BJ Harrison’s voice/voices. I adore Painter’s creation of strong female characters that have a softer edge. I love it all. And, let me say if BJ Harrison EVER decided to read an erotic book, 😅wowza, every time he said “blood” I got a little tingle.
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- kimberly
- 11-10-20
Omg so good
So good I love the first fangs club. But this one has a cliffhanger so excited to read the next book. You won’t be disappointed
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- Julia
- 11-01-21
love this series
finally a book where women are written intelligently. lead female didn't jump into sex. instead.. she understood the assignment and got stuff done. looking forward to book 5. also, narrator .. awesome
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