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Katie Koster
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Christian Barillas
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Full Cast
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A hilarious, snarky, and utterly addicting #ownvoices debut that explores friendship, sexual orientation, mental health, and falling in love (even if things might be falling apart around you).
When a guy named Martin Nathaniel Munroe II texts you, it should be obvious who you're talking to. Except there's two of them (it's a long story), and Haley thinks she's talking to the one she doesn't hate.
A question about a class project rapidly evolves into an all-consuming conversation. Haley finds that Martin is actually willing to listen to her weird facts and unusual obsessions, and Martin feels like Haley is the first person to really see who he is. Haley and Martin might be too awkward to hang out in real life, but over text, they're becoming addicted to each other.
There's just one problem: Haley doesn't know who Martin is. And Martin doesn't know that Haley doesn't know. But they better figure it out fast before their meet-cute becomes an epic meet-disaster....
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- Doha
- 07-19-19
So Much Fun :)
That was really cute and adorable I enjoyed it so much .. and I am surprised that I flew threw it in one sitting :D
the story is simple and it is all in messages form which is new to me but I enjoy this format, I wish if there was some narrative chapters in between the messages just to explain what happened when Haley was at work and Martin came to her and just talked LOL, I bet it would've been hilarious
but overall it's a cute short book with no drama and so much fun following those dorks fall in love :)
The narration was great and I liked it, I would recommend following along with the book it makes it easier to understand the format .. other than that it was really fin experience
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- MJG
- 05-04-23
Very cute
This is such a pleasant, light-hearted story. Watch a couple of dorks fall-in-love obliviously.
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