The Anaconda Downstairs
The Cocky Kingmans, Book 4
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Narrated by:
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Aaron Shedlock
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Juniper Young
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Amy Award
About this listen
I can get any woman I want… and I do.
So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?
Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.
Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.
I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.
Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.
Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.
This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman… or a Kingman's Queen.
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Good but a slight miss
- By Destinyreadsbooks on 01-17-24
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It’s the flight before Christmas and Molly just got an unexpected gift: a free first-class upgrade on her plane trip home for the holidays. Bring on the complimentary cocktails! But after one too many, she spills all her secrets to the hot guy seated next to her—only to wake up mortified when her buzz has worn off. At least she never has to see Liam again ... or so she thinks. When Molly arrives at Christmas House, the festive rental home that she and her family are sharing with her sister’s fiancé and his wealthy family, she discovers that Liam is one of the new in-laws. Oops.
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cute, funny, and short
- By Bsr on 12-06-24
By: A. J. Pine
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- Lisa
- 12-04-24
Empowering and Smutty
So uplifting and joyful mixed with attraction and mentally healthy! This book is a bong stand out in the series and in romance over all.
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- Ruthie
- 01-02-25
self love bbw
loved this whole series.very cute. the family bond and support for each other was well written. i love that the women were plus size. hope there's more to come.
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- Eden
- 12-19-24
BAGGASFM
!!!!!! Ok I’ve been searching for this specific type of representation in spicy/smutty novels and this is the first time (for me) that I’ve found it!!! Ev and Penny are just the cutest, I love a dating coach scenario and how DUH, they’re gonna fall in love!!! I love Willa and Hayes story also being tied in. Thank you, Amy💘
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- jlm179
- 12-01-24
My least favorite
I have loved all the other books but this one fell short. Too much time spent on the fact that the women are overweight. We get it as that’s what the series is about but honestly the authors insecurities were just showing through here. The love story was totally lost on it and too much of Declan and Kelsey.
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- Tiffianie Johnson
- 12-02-24
Great narrators
Just like all the others, this book is quirky, silly, fun. Big messages about self confidence and body positivity. Big girls are loved just as much as small girls. Don’t let societal standards tell you otherwise.
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- Jamie G. Rundberg
- 12-10-24
She had me before but now I’m hooked!!
This author had me before, but this one had me rolling and definitely falling in love with this couple. The author definitely puts the positivity to the fluffier ladies and showing body positivity is an amazing thing. But that Mummy quote though…..
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- Alex W.
- 12-12-24
Not my favorite
I love this series and the messages about body positivity, but this book was a bit much for me this time. We all have insecurities, some more than others, but I felt like that was the only plot point for Penelope. (Like she was missing character development outside of being insecure) I did like that this story was simultaneous with Hayes & Willa’s storyline so it felt like we got behind the scenes info. Overall, it’s a sweet story and another HEA ending but it was a bit cringy for me this go around. The next one sounds exciting though. The voice actors were great, per usual.
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- Terrie
- 12-01-24
Loved this story!
Loved the story!! It makes you want to be part of this family. The awesome message. I laughed and cried. Simply great!!
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- Richard R.
- 12-07-24
Love
Loving the kingmen family and how body positive all these books are it also shows what it’s like to struggle with your body size and I love these books so much!
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- Breezy
- 12-11-24
Body positivity to the extreme
Nice story, this is the only “friends to lovers” situation I can get behind. It just got really heavy into the body positivity stuff. It was a lot…and then kept going…I’m a big girl and appreciate a plus sized FMC, which is why I like this author. I just felt like the conflict was over done.
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