
The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy
Babylon Bee Guides, Book 2
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Babylon Bee
About this listen
In this book, America's favorite satirists take you into a world you might have thought was beyond parody—politics. From closed-door meetings of bureaucrats deciding the fates of millions to preposterous lies from the campaign trail, The Bee skewers our political overlords with matchless wit. In this guide, you’ll learn how to rig an election, how to stage an insurrection, which political party you should join, and more—everything you need to fully participate in the worst political system of all time (except for all the others).
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- Paul R. Kronst
- 06-19-24
Funny & Clever! I got a lot of laughs!
This book is pretty funny! I enjoyed listening to it and will buy some more books by Babylon Bee to listen to!
I like how this book incorporates ideas like Star Wars and Harry Potter into the book.
It gives funny definitions. It explains the US government how it actually runs (not so much how it actually should run through the Constitution).
The narrator, PJ Ochlan, does a fantastic job reading the book.
This is a funny, clever, and good book.
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- Daniel A Moir
- 02-03-23
Silly, but they’ve done better.
This one was silly, but Babylon Bee has had funnier books in the past. This one, in my opinion, was a little weaker than their last book. Still, I appreciate their willingness to hit both sides, as both sides are awful and deserve it.
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- jasonc65
- 02-22-24
what is democracy? i dunno, blame Russia
The books is so hilarious. How does the conecept apply in other countries? Here does nothing.
Democracy is so great. It has gone out into all the third world, ever since Woodrow Wilson had the genius idea of making the world safe for democracy. It includes going to war whenever four democracies are already at war with two or three monarchies. Then Dulles perfected the technique of assassinating any leader who disagrees with our world democracy. Whenever the leader we like wins, it is democracy, and whenever the leader we hate wins, it is a threat to our democracy. Third world countries are no exception. Whenever the leader that corporate America hates wins an election in a third world country, the CIA comes, sees, and kills. Dulles invented blaming Russia. Making the world safe for democracy is a global civilizing mission. The civilizing mission concept ironically originated from a king who pretended to liberate a country while enslaving it. it is the same king that started human zoos. They killed the man who stopped human zoos and tossed him down the memory hole. World democratization includes using neighboring countries as proxies and funding opposition leaders who are, as usual, protecting their democracy, by inciting post-election violence and destroying property because they did not win. World democracy is summed up by global pedophile rights. Safe countries are the biggest threat to democracy, Making America safe again is now racist. The WEF has emerged as the vanguard of world democracy, kind of like the vanguard of the proletariat. Thank Schwab for bugs. Nigeria's northern neighbor calls democracy a scam. Macron messed up. They been blaming Russia since before I was born.
They do not say this is Washington and Brussels: democracy is pedo rule. FJB.
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- Pamela J Pittman
- 07-13-23
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The narrator is absolutely awesome! He keeps your attention with a great sense of humor.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-01-23
Accurate.
Essential reading for Sizzler fans of all ages. Better than Gone with the Wind and The Godfather combined.
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