
The Cheese Monkeys
A Novel in Two Semesters
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- M
- 07-25-21
Good book horrible narration
The voicing of any female character is borderline insulting. I read this book years ago finding it memorable for the Himillsy character in particular but this narration makes her sound ridiculous.
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- Essay Elle
- 04-10-22
Very Different!
Very unique. Great narration. There were some parts that made me uncomfortable but overall very unique.
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- Sandra E Adkins
- 10-16-22
This was a fun listen!
The narration was fun. Maybe it was because of my short stint as an art student at an important art school that I could relate to the story and the narration brought it home. Many laughs of recognition.
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- Breanna
- 09-14-10
sentimental depravity
Here's how I describe this to my friends: 'A Christmas Story' meets 'Animal House' meets 'Art School Confidential.'
This is a highly entertaining story about an artist's freshman year in the late 50's. The humor takes on its own personality through the performance of Bronson Pinchot. For some reason, one of the main female characters, the narrator's quasi-love-interest, is characterized with an odd Mr. Howell voice (that's Mr Howell of Gilligan's Island).
I recommend this story to anyone who enjoys depraved, oddball comedy, and who enjoys a story about an artist learning to challenge everything he's ever been taught.
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- Yolanda
- 06-14-15
Recommended
Wow! Too good to turn away. Quick read and hilarious! Great! Love it! What's next?
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- Lauren Cutrera
- 03-06-24
Irreverent, funny, and serious with A+ narration
I absolutely loved this book and the narration. It alternates between being serious, sad, funny, and downright irreverent to the point where I found myself laughing out loud off and on. I believe it takes a special kind of listener to appreciate the story and narration, and I'm not saying that because I'm narcissistic. It's just true. In my opinion, this novel is either going to connect with the reader or not. In other words, either you "get" this story, the characters, and its outcome or you don't. I found that it was an excellent study in the lives of the off-beat students and teachers and thought that the narrator brought out the best in each, allowing me to visualize things exactly as I was meant to when I listened.
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- ariel
- 07-16-19
Awful
A soulless cynical shallow nothing of a book. It’s clearly designed to be an IP optioned for a Hollywood payout.
Flat characters, shallow plot and Ill concieved narrative.
The auther clearly though his college stories were a riot and would make a genius work he could sell the movie rights too.
Bronson Pinchot is decent at injecting a bit of life into this piece of marketing dept crap that would otherwise be intorable garbage
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- jonathan
- 09-27-11
voice acting on this is too distracting
the book seemed interesting, but the narrator made this absolutely unpalatable with his obnoxious, over-exaggerated voice acting with dialogues. even though the book was started to get interesting after an hour, i just had to stop listening before i stuck an icepick in my ear. i think i'll just finish this on hard copy.
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- Suzy Fuller
- 05-30-22
Narrator was so distracting!
Story was ok but the narrator was so awful it took away from the book itself
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- Tristan Alan
- 05-22-18
Terrible, I hated every moment
The narrator was incredibly annoying, the story was terrible. I struggled to finish, and wish I hadn't bothered
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