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Alice Winters
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Leland
Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.
Jackson
When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side.
This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.
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- Narrated by: Paul Morey
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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Jory Keyes leads a normal life as an architect’s assistant until he is witness to a brutal murder. Though initially saved by police Detective Sam Kage, Jory refuses protective custody - he has a life he loves that he won’t give up no matter who is after him. But Jory’s life is in real jeopardy, especially after he agrees to testify about what he saw. While dealing with attempts on his life, well-meaning friends who want to see him happy, an overly protective boss, and a slowly unfolding mystery that is much more sinister than he could ever imagine, the young gay man finds himself getting involved with Sam, the conflicted and closeted detective....
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Time is the answer...
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By: Mary Calmes
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Jack of Hearts
- Aces & Eights, Book 1
- By: Sandra Owens
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Alex Gentry doesn't scare easily. Working as an undercover FBI agent in the biker bar he and his brothers co-own, he hangs with deadly criminals in order to gather information. Danger is just part of the family business. But one thing has him terrified: his attraction to Madison Parker. Madison is the cousin of Ramon Alonzo, son and second in command to a notorious drug lord Alex is trying to bust. Alex has befriended Ramon as part of his cover, and Madison has unknowingly become his informant. Falling for her could risk this case - and both their lives.
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Sadly This Wasn't For Me... 😥
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By: Sandra Owens
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Hard to Fight
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Grace is a bounty hunter who wants to be taken seriously, but her boss refuses to believe that a woman can bring down a dangerous criminal. She finally gets a chance to prove herself when she's given the case of a lifetime: capture Raide Knox and bring him to justice. Raide is a dangerous fugitive on the run...and the sexiest man Grace has ever met. Catching Raide won't be easy. He's not the kind of man to go down without a fight.
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A MEMORABLE LISTEN... FUN, ACTION, DRAMA & ROMANCE
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Taking Shots
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No matter how hard she tries, Elleanor Fisher never thinks she's good enough, from her job to her weight to her love life. After enduring years of abuse at the hands of an ex-boyfriend, Elli has been drifting through life in a daze. Until, that is, she meets Shea Adler on a promotional shoot for the NHL's Nashville Assassins. Before Elli knows what's happening, the gorgeous Shea breaks the ice and shatters her world. A brilliant athlete inside the rink, Shea Adler is tired of the life he's living outside of it: the women, the money, the drinking. But everything changes when he meets Elli.
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sweet hockey romance
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 01-01-14
By: Toni Aleo
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Truly Mine
- By: Kennedy Fox
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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The night we met in the dimly lit bar, she looked like a brunette bombshell, and I wanted to learn her deepest secrets. With sun-kissed skin and soulful bedroom eyes, she was pure temptation, and I was mesmerized. As one drink led to two, I craved more of her playful banter and taunting lips. Resisting her wasn't an option, and we quickly became a desperate mess of tangled limbs and hot kisses. She tasted like the sweetest sin, but I was no saint.
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blah
- By Bottmetoo on 02-05-21
By: Kennedy Fox
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Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte
- By: Kyra Davis
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Thriller scribe Sophie Katz is as hard-boiled as a woman who drinks Grande Caramel Brownie Frappuccionos can be. So Sophie knows it's not paranoia, or post-divorce, living-alone-again jitters, when she becomes convinced that a crazed reader is sneaking into her apartment to reenact scenes from her books. The police, however, can't tell a good plot from an unmarked grave.
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Disappointing
- By Autumn on 01-01-06
By: Kyra Davis
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Slim to None
- Cedar Tree Series
- By: Freya Barker
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Investigator Gus Flemming is hot on the trail of a bail skip with organized crime connections that bring him to Cedar Tree. Once there, the focus of his investigation lands squarely on the gently rounded shoulders of a vivacious red haired Emma, whose physical limitations have done nothing to dampen her zest for life.
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Not miss this great listen
- By Demetra Toula Iliopoulos on 06-02-18
By: Freya Barker
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Always Mine
- Liam & Madelyn Duet 1
- By: Kennedy Fox
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College parties, beer, and one-night stands - that was my life. Now, I hunt down criminals, ethically or not, but if no one's asking, then I'm not telling. Drinking and women are still included, although I can't seem to forget the girl who almost gave me her virginity. She would've until I realized she was too young, and I wasn't looking to get thrown into jail.
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Doesn't live up to expectations
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By: Kennedy Fox
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Five
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Five Aston has known Rory Shrike for as long as he can remember. He played with her in the sandbox. He went to every damn horse show just to be supportive. He helped her with her French, walked her home from school, and faked his test scores just to stay with her a little longer and not be sent off to college early. But eventually he had to move on. And so did she. Never has a second chance meant so much to a boy who loves a girl.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By 🎧 Cyndi Marie 🎧 on 02-02-18
By: JA Huss
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Dragon’s Lair
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- Narrated by: Eva Christensen
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When I found my boyfriend cheating on me, I did something stupid. Or should I say, someone? Because of that mistake, I'm now stuck in a world I don't belong in. I'm a law student. They're criminals. He's the Vice President of a MC. I'm a good girl with a strict upbringing. He's my ex-boyfriend's brother. And I'm screwed.
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Good book not blah blah type romance book
- By Jeanne on 02-15-16
By: Chantal Fernando
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Beautifully Broken
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As an ex-Navy SEAL there are a few guarantees in life. Avoiding relationships is one of them. Dealing with PTSD is another. So when I come across the Reckless Bastards MC, it’s perfect for a man like me. Last thing I expect is to encounter Jana Carter at a painting class. Don’t ask why I was there. I can hardly keep my eyes off of her. She’s a shy, sultry vixen, and she grabs ahold of me so hard, I can’t let go.
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Can the quiet girl save the broken ex-Seal?
- By Reggie on 11-08-18
By: K B Winters
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Text 2 Lovers
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I fired off a storm of raunchy text messages...to the wrong number. And he replied. Him: Show me a picture. Him: Tell me your name. Why does the lure of anonymity have me craving to indulge a stranger?
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 05-07-18
By: K. Webster, and others
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Sweet Little Lies
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As captain of a San Francisco Bay tour boat, Pru can handle rough seas - the hard part is life on dry land. Pru loves her new apartment and her neighbors; problem is, she's in danger of stumbling into love with Mr. Right for Anybody but Her.
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Don''t Bother
- By MABJM on 08-04-16
By: Jill Shalvis
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before the wedding.....
Leland and Jackson at it again.
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Another hilarious book in this Outstanding series.
No better narrator than Michael Ferraiuolo, he never fails to entertain.
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Hysterical!
Laugh out loud funny. The narrator is the absolute greatest! Made my commute every morning pleasurable!
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- JK
- 04-25-24
Great fun again
This is another installment of hilarious scenes, engaging plot and amazing narration. Looking forward to the next
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- Topher Smith
- 05-09-21
loved it
this is an awesome book series. i loved it. this is a book series that you must read or listen to.
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-08-21
Superb in every way
The story is hilarious and Michael's narration takes it to a whole new level of wonderful
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- Stephanie G. Buchler
- 04-18-21
Laughter is a wonderful balm for whatever ails you!
I picked to get this auto book just based on reviews from others. I loved
the two main characters, their interplay—sarcastic with a touch of bitchiness sprinkled heavily on their relationships with others. Sometimes I had to stop and remind myself there was a mystery and danger ahead of them. I liked the strange ways problems were resolved. I highly recommend this book. I need to look for more written by this author. Before I forget, I REALLY liked the narrator. He did a great job reading the characters, breathing life and personality into them.
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- Christina Wade
- 06-28-21
I want more!
This series has been recommended so many times, yet I’ve never read it. I needed something light and funny after a particularly dark read so I thought this was the perfect time to dive in.
I binge listened to the whole series this weekend and I’m now looking for my next Alice Winters read.
I loved the characters; I loved the story. I actually laughed out loud so many times.
I don’t know that I would have loved this series as much if I had just read it. Michael Ferraiuolo’s performance is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. He did such an amazing job with each character…I cannot wait to listen to more of his performances!
I really hope we see more of these guys...and a book about Jeremy and Cassel!
This is, unquestionably, a must-read series.
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- Bookbabe
- 11-16-24
Unique and hilarious love story
Loved the characters, the humor, action, heartfelt story! I thoroughly enjoyed it! Something I can enjoy over and over.
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- WC
- 02-09-21
A++++++
The author and narrator bat it out of the park again. So many laugh out loud moments that are only enhanced by the narration.
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