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Hunter Blain
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The first three novels and the prequel novella in the Preternatural Chronicles: I'm Glad You're Dead, Dawn and Quartered, Shadow of a Doubt, and Deliverance.
My name is John Cook, and my life began the day my heart stopped beating.
You meet the most interesting men in Medieval prisons. This one time, I met a guy who offered me immortality for the low, low price of changing my diet. I didn’t read the fine print. Because he wasn’t talking about a gluten-free diet. More like hemoglobin-full.
And now I’m a friggin’ vampire with five centuries of pop culture references.
Granted, at the time, I was listening to the dying screams of my mother and father being burned and eviscerated alive just outside the rusty bars of the prison cell, and my new best friend was offering me my only real chance at saving my own life and avenging my parents’ brutal murders.
Except my first chance at vengeance took about 500 years, and I had to wade through oceans of sin and violence, blackening my soul—and my already dark sense of humor—beyond redemption until I met Father Thomes—a Roman Catholic priest—in present-day Houston. Papa Thomes taught me how to use my dark curse to fight for the good guys. Like Alfred and Robin did for Batman—except we straight up murder Jokers and Two-Faces. Biteman and Pope’n.
We stand up for the downtrodden, the forgotten, and the neglected....
By exsanguinating the wicked in horrific, truly imaginative ways, and having a grand ol’ time doing it. You know what they say about doing what you love....
But our party is soon cut short when we learn the end of days is just around the corner and that the fine print of my contract might have hidden a few other tidbits. Like the fact that I was central to kicking off the apocalypse and that the archdemons will stop at nothing to make sure the dude abides by the terms of his contract.
I guess I need a lawyer.
Get ready to laugh at extreme violence. I know I will. If you’re not laughing, you’re learning.
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- Shaun
- 10-12-24
Classic creatures with an interesting twist.
Is this perfect? No. But is it awesome? Yes
Almost like an alternate reality Dressen with an expansive world full of fun and interesting characters. This series takes nods from all over pop culture. With puns, fourth wall breaks, and references.
If you enjoy a heavily comedic story that also puts you in your feels then this is it. Laughs, anger, tears, and smiles.
Also, it's narrated by the legendary Luke Daniels. So that alone puts this story on a whole different level of awesome.
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- Robert
- 11-12-24
love the character development threw out the series
love the humor and the strong connections developed threw out the books and the bbook crossover to max abbadon
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- Katherine Orho
- 12-04-23
What do you do when evil has you surrounded?
When you are in the fight of your life, here is my advice:
Take small model Death Star and turn it into a giant Pokéball, to capture all of your enemies.
Trust me, it's a great...PLAN!
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- Adam Sillivan
- 11-13-24
Best Urban Fantasy
A very well told story, with laughs that don't quit, tempered by moments of poignant emotion. You'll enjoy every moment.
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- J. Payne Jr.
- 09-24-23
Great stuff!
Great story so far! Really enjoying the characters and of course, Luke Daniels knocks it out of the park on the narration!
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- Anonymous User
- 10-11-23
ok, ummmmm
yea. this book is good and the reader is awsom... BUT. im just about to stop listening. the guy keeps fliping out and leaving his companion s to fight on their own. How many times many times is he going to keep doing it. itz getting long in the tooth and I still have 10 hours to go. I may not finish this because John is a grown idiot with power. he's still, like a child. like I said. very, VERY LONG IN THE TOOTH
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-26-24
Good Book Trying Too Hard To Be Funny
This is a decent story, but the MC is unable to focus and is constantly trying to make funny quips. The only issue is that they aren't very funny and become something that you just work to filter out as you listen to the story. His fighting style is to just survive until somehow he surprisingly wins.
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- Mary Maginsky
- 11-21-24
A vampire story, but add ADHD.
This series is incredible. I kept laughing as I listen. John is just a normal guy in need of better time management. A vampire story like no other I've read/ listened to.
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- Judy Gibson
- 10-11-24
it's a good series
I don't normally like these kind of stories but this series is an entertaining surprise
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- Joel seibert
- 10-26-24
My new favorite vampire
What a great series excellent storytelling manages to be hilarious extremely dark and gruesome while our favorite neighborhood vampire struggles with his constant hunger and morales . I drive truck for a living and listening to this the hrs fly by !
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