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The Unicorn Delusion

How to Kill Your Inner Basic B*tch

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The Unicorn Delusion

By: G. L. Lambert
Narrated by: Patrick Stevens
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*All-New Audiobook Version - Contains new bonus chapters including "Dating Advice for Your 20s", "Relationship Strategy for Your 30s" & "How to Get Back Together After a Breakup" and much more!

This book is the ultimate crash course on how to destroy your basic ways and hit reset in all aspects of your life. This is a hard, unflinching, punch to the gut that will break you out of your old typical habits and show you step by step how to jump-start your life by becoming a confident, take-no-prisoners, warrior queen.

Are you basic? You don’t think so at first inspection but when you take a deeper look into your current life you have too many basic traits to count. Delusion has set in, and it’s time to do something about your lack of success, now, not later. No matter if you’re single, in a relationship, married, or divorced, it’s time to flip that switch and regain power over your life.

Written by G.L. Lambert, acclaimed author of Men Don’t Love Women Like You and Ho Tactics, this audiobook collects previously unreleased lessons too controversial for publication.

Chapters & topics discussed include:
How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch
Understanding the Opposite Sex
Self-Therapy: How to Reset & Reclaim Your Power
Dating After a Breakup
How to Save a Failing Relationship
How to Read and Expose Men
Dealing with Being Ghosted
And so much more!

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G.L. Continues to Empower Through Honest Criticism

This is a fantastic book, like the others he's written which he references throughout. If you're thinking of reading "The Unicorn Delusion", I recommend you start with "Men Don't Love Women Like You" or "Ho Tactics", as they start you off on a powerful paradigm shift solidified in the "The Unicorn Delusion". Regardless of your goals, all these books contain valuable insight into the minds of men and women, empowering women to stop catering to societal nonsense and start living your best life. Get ready for a slap in the face though - G.L. doesn't mess around and you'll need a thick skin and brutal self-honesty to glean the benefits of his works!

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loved it!

Every woman at any age should read this book. This book keeps it real from start to finish.

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Caution: leave your ego

I feel so very sorry for the women who dismissed this book because of the language. The reviewer who said this book was for "ghetto" women, is in the exact false superiority (& delusional) mindset this book addresses. I expected to be told some hard truths about myself based on the reviews (& I was) but this was also truly one of the most empowering, enlightening, and uplifting books I've ever read. I roll my eyes at the term "self-help" but this book is exactly that in every sense of the term, without the pandering. The author skips the niceties you're probably used to being pacified by in order to burst your delusional bubble once and for all, so you can go discover and live your truth and do so with genuine confidence. I for one am grateful. I think you will be too if you listen, not to find fault in the delivery, but to consider and apply the truths of the message.

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Let the weak girl go

I wish GL would narrate his book but Patrick is a good narrator. Real advice that we can apply to be better and grow.

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A needed gut check

The last 30 minutes is the best and hit home for me the most. The book can be a bit offensive, but it’s meant to be to check us. To break out of old habits and limiting behaviors and thoughts. Not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a change and ready to hear the truth, give it a listen.

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Exactly what I needed in my life!

I can’t believe how spot on this book was for me! Thank you for sharing. I will read again and again!

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I love it!

If you are looking for a great book that will change your mindset and help you on your journey. This is it!
I recommend it to you.

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Lots of good advice but don't listen to this man..

Lots of good advice, but don't listen to this man about $ex. The thing to keep in mind is G.L. Lambert is a man, so while he may have some good information and he may mean well he is always at least subconsciously going to be looking out for what is best for MEN. And what benefits MEN. Not what benefits you.

I would steer FAR clear of Lambert's advice when it comes to actual sex or "it doesn't matter how soon you sleep with a man." YES it does matter how soon you sleep with a man. You need him emotionally bonded to you and you need to weed out the players. That's going to take 3 months at a minimum. If you can't wait that long then you don't want to be the girl you marry. You want to be the girl you F. I know everybody has some story of some girl who slept with a guy on the first or third date and now they are happily married with kids, but that is NOT the standard situation. And if you want to stop having your heart broken, stop doing this dumb crap.

Also, you need a roster. You need to rotationally date... i.e. date (not sleep with) multiple men at once so you don't get overly attached to some loser who will just string you along and use you as long as he can get away with.

As for sex... seriously do not listen to Lambert's advice. You do not need to be sexually adventurous to get or keep a GOOD man. You want a man who treats you like a queen and worships you. You do NOT want a man who treats you like a whore. Many of the gross and degrading acts Lambert mentions is "whore stuff". Let him pay a prostitute if he wants that. Any man who LOVES you and CHERISHES you is not going to ask you to lick his a$$, That is NASTY. What is wrong with women and their self respect these days?

Ladies, you are not "enlightened and empowered" when you do all these disgusting and degrading things. And that is not how you "get the ring."

Remember this... NO queen ever licked any man's A$$ in the history of the world. You ask yourself why that is and act accordingly.

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The Univorn Delusion

OMG must get priceless I did the audio book then I had to get the physical book to take more notes

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that a large percentage of women has daddy issues.

I like how raw, real , intentional and willingness to help women of all genere

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