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Virginia Pettis
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Mel Murphy
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A young woman recounts her love/hate relationship with her attractive Canadian cousin.
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- Beta-unit969
- 05-11-17
Laugh out loud funny
Virginia does a tone-perfect reading of Mel's award-winning short story. Funny, snarky and sad, full of tit-bumps and family intrigue, you'll laugh out loud.
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