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The Manhattan Svenssons, Book 5
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My butt pads are sliding under my shape wear, I had to starve to fit in this dress, and the last place on earth I want to be is on a date with Walker Svensson.
Entitled playboy. More money than sense. Abs you could grate cheese on.
Damn, I would stab someone for some brie.
This is truly the date from hell.
Walker is full of himself, somehow has bribed all the wait staff, and he showed up to the date with a giant chocolate cake shaped like a raccoon.
Don’t get me wrong, I like cake as much as the next girl, but seriously?!?
This is a nice restaurant. Grrrr!
Too bad I can’t throw my drink in his face and walk out.
For one, I think the padding in my bra would fall out if I stood up.
More importantly, I desperately need Walker to fall in love with me.
Yeah, I can’t believe it either, yet here we are, friends.
Am I a gold digger? Nope.
Just desperate, broke, and about to lose my home.
...One I share with more roommates than a grown woman should have, along with a pack of ferrets that my client refuses to pick up.
The article I plan to write about the whole debacle will launch my writing career. I’ll finally be able to pay off my debts!
But I have only 10 days to do it.
Cue the panic.
Now I have to spend time with a man I despise.
At least Walker’s hot. Not that I’m ogling his chest when he’s not looking.
Or maybe I am. A little bit.
Sue me, I shouldn’t drink on an empty stomach.
And when he catches me checking him out?
Let’s just say it’s not the worst date ever.
This is a stand-alone, full-length, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy. Hot guys with adorable little sisters, a dumpster-diving nonna, and a book bestie you can panic-drink with. Lots of steam, and all the laughter!
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Frayed
- Willow Springs Series, Book 1
- By: Laura Pavlov
- Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Lee Samuels
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Adelaide Edington, and my life was mapped out for me before I even entered the world: who I'd date, where I’d attend college, what I'd be when I grew up. But there comes a time in everyone's life when they face a fork in the road. Should I go left, or should I go right? It didn't matter as long as I didn't remain stagnant any longer. Jett Stone opened me up to a whole new world, reminding me that it was okay to find my own way. I could have roots in Willow Springs and still spread my wings and fly. What I didn't expect was to fall in love with the broody football player.
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YAY!!
- By Anonymous on 10-05-22
By: Laura Pavlov
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Heart of the Steal
- By: Roan Parrish, Avon Gale
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Kirt Graves
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Responsible, disciplined William Fox channeled his love for art and his faith in the rules into being an FBI Art Crimes agent. Right and wrong, justice and injustice - the differences are clear, and Will has spent his career drawing a line between them. Maybe his convictions have cost him relationships, but he’s not willing to compromise what he knows is right. Until the night he meets Amory Vaughn. As the head of his family’s philanthropic foundation, Vaughn knows very well that being rich and powerful can get him almost anything he wants.
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The beginning made me stop.
- By Goose on 12-02-18
By: Roan Parrish, and others
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The Tycoon
- By: Molly O'Keefe
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Heather Firth
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Five years ago, Clayton Rorick loved me. Or so I thought. Turned out he only wanted to get his hands on my daddy’s company. Heartbroken, I ran away with nothing but the clothes on my back. Like a twisted Cinderella. When my father dies, leaving my sisters in a desperate situation, it’s up to me to help them. I'll have to beg the man who broke my heart to save us.
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AN ENEMIES-LOVERS TALE LEADING TO SECOND-CHANCES
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 01-11-20
By: Molly O'Keefe
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The Solid Grounds Coffee Company
- By: Carla Laureano
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Analyn Sanchez can handle the long hours and arrogant clients that come with her job as a crisis management associate at Denver’s largest publicity firm. But when she’s asked to cover up a client’s misdeeds with serious moral and legal ramifications, she can no longer sacrifice her conscience for her career...and the cost is no less than her job. Ever since a devastating climbing accident in South America eight months ago, and a bad decision that dried up his sponsorships, professional rock climber Bryan Shaw has found himself at similar loose ends.
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5+ stars: Best for last! (with a religious caveat)
- By Vibliophile on 02-05-23
By: Carla Laureano
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Straight up Irish
- By: Magan Vernon
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Klett, Richard Sawyer
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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A fake wedding between a billionaire and an executive assistant in need of financial help sounds like the perfect fix, but what happens when feelings get involved?
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Fantastic story!
- By BradTL3 on 03-17-21
By: Magan Vernon
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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Then You Happened
- By: Sandi Lynn
- Narrated by: Emma Woodbine, Brian Pallino
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sierra's father died, he left her in charge of the family business. At the age of 28, Sierra Adams became CEO of Adams Advertising & Design, one of the top 10 advertising agencies in the world. Her work was her life. She lived and breathed it every day, leaving little time for play. Having once been in a relationship that completely destroyed her, Sierra vowed to use men for one thing only: SEX. No strings, no problems, and most importantly, no heartache.
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I love Sandi Lynn's Books!!!
- By Frances Sarabia on 03-04-15
By: Sandi Lynn
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Just Jenny
- By: Sandra Owens
- Narrated by: Felicity Hart, Edward Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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In Just Jenny, Jenny Nance has a plan - save enough money to tour the world. The desire to traipse the globe is a dream she once shared with her twin sister. Jenny made a deathbed promise to her sister that she would go to all the places they had fantasized visiting together. Nothing will entice her to break her vow to Natalie, not even the sexy new Blue Ridge Valley police chief.... No matter how attracted she is to him.
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0 stars for Felicity Hart. 5 for Edward Thomas..
- By Trish R. on 08-06-19
By: Sandra Owens
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After the Kiss
- Sex, Love, & Stiletto Series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Julie Greene loves flings. Loves steamy first dates, sizzling first kisses, and every now and then, that first sexy romp between the sheets. Comfy pants, sleepy Sundays, movie nights on the couch? Shudder. But when Julie gets assigned the hardest story of her career - a first-person account of that magical shift between dating and "I do" (she'll need a man brave enough to give a total commitment-phobe a chance at more.
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After The Kiss
- By Pennie Morgan on 07-04-19
By: Lauren Layne
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#1 Crush
- By: T Gephart
- Narrated by: Grace Grant
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Tia Monroe was smart, sassy, and successful. Sure, she could get a little crazy at times - life around Tia was never boring - but that was part of her appeal. And while she didn't see herself as classically beautiful, she had no shortage of options in the boyfriend department. She just hadn't found one who held her interest. Until she laid eyes on Eric Larsson, and then it was lust at first sight. He packed the perfect mix of smoldering sexy and unapologetic cool into his blond-haired, blue-eyed, ridiculously hot six-foot-four frame.
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
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Sweet Gone South
- Love Gone South, Book 1
- By: Alicia Hunter Pace
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Chocolatier Lanie Heaven has good friends, a booming business, and the adoration of the citizens of Merritt, Alabama. But she also has a secret. After the devastating breakup with her longtime college boyfriend, she lost a baby and the hope of ever having a child - the thing she desires above all else.
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Sweet but Disappointing
- By Rusty on 10-29-17
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Rebel
- Wolfes of Manhattan, Book 1
- By: Helen Hardt
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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When Rock Wolfe was fourteen, he tried to kill his father. Twenty years later, someone else finished the job. Now Rock is returning to New York for the reading of the billionaire's will. No way did Derek Wolfe leave anything to his oldest son, but according to Rock's brother, his presence is required. Estate attorney Lacey Ward isn't looking forward to the reading. None of Derek Wolfe's children will be happy, least of all his oldest. When Rock enters the conference room, Lacey is stunned.
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Cliffhanger
- By D2niteowl on 06-13-21
By: Helen Hardt
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Co-Ed
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Four guys. Constant moaning. And a revolving door across the college suite I somehow ended up in because my first name is Shawn. They don't discriminate. Girls. Guys. Grandmas. Plants (okay maybe not plants). All walks of life stroll in stressed to the brim and leave so satisfied I'm wondering what sort of talents lie behind that door. My roommate calls them the pleasure ponies. But the rest of the college campus? They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. - a paid-for-relationship service that makes big promises.
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Co-Ed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 04-20-19
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Once upon a Billionaire
- Blue Collar Billionaires, Book 1
- By: Jessica Lemmon
- Narrated by: Jennifer Blom, Tom Heft
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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I never finish a project late. Ever. So, when sassy, stilettoed Vivian Vandemark swaggers in with a roll of red tape to shut down my construction site, you can imagine my reaction. Although, it involves a sledgehammer and perfectly good drywall, so maybe you can’t. She doesn’t look or act like any government employee I’ve met, and I’m determined to uncover her secrets. When I lean in, I lean in hard. But so does Vivian. Now that we’re incinerating the bedsheets, we’re in way over our heads. What started out as physical infatuation quickly morphs into more.
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seriously ridiculous
- By Kindle Customer on 02-13-21
By: Jessica Lemmon
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- Rose
- 02-11-23
Hijinks and hilarity ensue with a dessert thief, ferrets and more!
I really liked this story. It was entertaining and enjoyable. The characters were interesting and likable for the most part. I did want to smack some of the characters upside the head on more than one occasion. Greg was a major jerk. I really wanted Belle and the ladies to come up with another option rather than deal with Greg. Walker was great with his sisters. Ana was sweet with them as well. The ferrets were great. Nonna was hilarious. There was a lot of this story that I adored. I liked how the story ended. I recommend reading this book.
I also listened to the audiobook of this story. The narrators did a fantastic job of bringing the story to life. Listening to the audiobook was more enjoyable for me than reading the book myself which is not the way it usually works for me! I definitely recommend listening to the audiobook as well.
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- enjoys a great read
- 08-24-23
So hilarious
The Svenson Brothers are so messed up that you can’t help but cheer them on but the real characters that run the show are the girls! Great comedy rom-com .
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