Three Days and Two Knights
An Amusing Arthurian Adventure
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Sir Alanbart avoids action, recoils from romance, and shuns self-sacrifice; yet when he finds himself drawn into a harebrained attempt to rescue King Arthur, he becomes a victim of all three, and then poor Alanbart must fight hard to stay true to his cowardly and indolent nature.
Three Days and Two Knights is a genre crossover that blends fantasy adventure, comedy, and romance in a historical literary setting.
"Few tales tell of heroes and dragons, knights and giants, magic, miracles, love, a banshee and the undead...." So begins Aelfric the Entertainer, this tale's invasive, witty and often philosophical narrator. Set on the moors of Scotland in the waning months of Arthur's rule, Three Days and Two Knights tells how Sir Alanbart, an impoverished and spineless knight; Heather, an indomitable and irresistible serving maid; Scot, a pagan swordsman of questionable intelligence and sexuality, and Sir Gawain, the legendary romantic hero, form an unlikely alliance to free King Arthur from prison. The catch? They have just three days before the blue moon rises, at which time the red wizard Rabordath will use Arthur's blood to conjure a dragon that will end a kingdom and set all of Britain aflame.
Three Days and Two Knights features characters, settings, artifacts and events drawn from medieval myth and history, and will appeal to anyone who loves the middle ages, knights, monsters, magic, or King Arthur, especially those who grew up with The Hobbit, Percy Jackson, and Cressida Cowell's How to Train Your Dragon series.
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He is England's greatest knight, the man who saved the life of Alfred the Great and an entire kingdom from a Viking invasion. But when he is called back into service to combat a plague of monstrous beasts known as abominations, he meets a fate worse than death and is condemned to a life of anguish, solitude, and remorse. She is a fierce young warrior, raised among an elite order of knights. Driven by a dark secret from her past, she defies her controlling father and sets out on a dangerous quest.
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cool concept. typical execution.
- By Amazon Customer on 11-22-16
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The Wrath of the Orphans
- Book One of Elmoryn's The Kinless Trilogy
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
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What do you do when everything you've ever known is ripped away from you, leaving nothing but ashes and charred memories behind? You get angry. So very angry. Malwynn and his twin sister, Umaryn, live in a small town in Northern Varrland. In idyllic New Picknell nearly nothing happens, and when their day-to-day routine is interrupted by a skirmish between an invading patrol of the dead from The Amaranth Empire and a defending force from Varrland, their world begins to come undone.
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FURIOUS TICKLING ENSUED
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-27-17
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Fatemarked
- The Fatemarked Epic, Book 1
- By: David Estes
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
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They are the fatemarked. Misunderstood. Worshipped. Hated. Murdered at birth. Their time to step into the light has come. An ancient prophecy foretold their coming, the chosen few who will bring peace to a land embroiled in a century of mistrust and war. When kings start dying, that hope and belief swiftly turns to fear. Roan Loren is one of the fatemarked, but has hidden his mark of power his entire life, fearing the damage it might cause to those around him. A great evil is coming. He can't hide anymore.
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Written to fit an ideology, not the story it tells
- By znidarsic.blaz on 04-30-18
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Child of Vengeance
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Japan in the late 16th century was a land in turmoil. Lords of the great clans schemed against one another, served by aristocratic samurai bound to them by a rigid code of honor. Bennosuke is a high-born but lonely teenager living in his ancestral village. His mother died when he was a young boy, and his powerful warrior father Munisai has abandoned him for a life of service to his Lord, Shinmei. Bennosuke has been raised by his uncle Dorinbo, a Buddhist monk who urges the boy to forgo the violence of the samurai and embrace the contemplative life.
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Clever weaving of history and fiction.
- By JW Crummett on 02-25-16
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The Halls of Stormweather
- Forgotten Realms: Sembia, Book 1
- By: Philip Athans
- Narrated by: Jeremy Arthur
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The Halls of Stormweather, a novel in seven parts, is the first book in a series that explores the mean streets of a city where everything has its price and even the wealthiest families will do anything to survive! Ed Greenwood - the creator of the Forgotten Realms begins the tale with the capable but embattled patriarch of the Uskevren family. Clayton Emery - the heir to the family fortune is brought to life by the author of Star of Cursrah and the Netheril Trilogy.
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Great book!
- By Anonymous User on 11-04-24
By: Philip Athans
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Orion
- Orion Series, Book 1
- By: Ben Bova
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
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John O'Ryan is not a god...not exactly. He is an eternal warrior destined to combat the Dark Lord through all time for dominion of the Earth. Follow him, servant of a great race, as he battles his enemy down the halls of time, from the caves of our ancestors to the final confrontation under the hammer of nuclear annihilation.
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Cornucopia of Genre's
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-10-12
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Altar of Influence: The Orsarian War
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- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
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Sacrifice. The single act capable of bringing both death and life simultaneously. Thannuel Kerr is handsome, young, and brash, fumbling through childhood toward his inevitable inheritance: the next Lord of the Western Province. He struggles to accept his arranged marriage and to grow into the man he must become. The journey toward that end, however, is fraught with more peril than he could possibly imagine.
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A Compelling Read!
- By Voracious Reader on 10-17-16
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The Path of Anger
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- By: Antoine Rouaud
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
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Year 10 of the new republic, in the remote port city of Masalia: Dun-Cadal, once the greatest general of the empire, has been drinking his life away for years. Betrayed by his friends and grief stricken at the loss of his apprentice, he's done with politics, with adventure, and with people. But people aren't finished with him - not yet.
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Great Epic Fantasy!
- By Bob-o on 08-31-15
By: Antoine Rouaud
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The Dark Thorn
- By: Shawn Speakman
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
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Beneath the streets of Seattle, a long-forgotten war is about to be renewed...Richard McAllister, a spiritually destitute homeless man and Knight of the Yn Saith, protects one of seven portals linking his world to that of Annwn, where the fey Tuatha de Dannan of antiquity have been relegated by a long-running religious war. Unknown to Richard though, powerful forces are aligning against him and all he stands to keep safe.
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This book is, in a word...BAD!
- By Chuck on 02-05-14
By: Shawn Speakman
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The Doomfarers of Coramonde
- Coramonde Series, Book 1
- By: Brian Daley
- Narrated by: Cameron Beierle
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Just yesterday, Sergeant Gil MacDonald and his APC crew had been fending off an ambush in a Viet Nam jungle. In the middle of the firefight, some kind of magic spell had transported them to this Fantasy Land complete with flying dragons, wizards, crazy castles, and dispossessed princes. They would stay trapped here forever unless they could rescue the sorceress Gabrielle. Master magician Amon held her captive in his palace; and to reach her, Gil and his men would have to infiltrate Hell itself!
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Waited over twenty years for an audiobook version!
- By Naomi on 02-16-12
By: Brian Daley
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Sword Play
- Forgotten Realms: Netheril, Book 1
- By: Clayton Emery
- Narrated by: Malcom Hillgartner
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Thousands of years before the Age of Elminster, dragons rule the skies of Faern, and elves dominate the huge forests that cover the land. Only in the mighty, magical empire of Netheril are men a force to be reckoned with. Bored and haughty in his midair castle, the Netherese mage Candlemas bets fellow wizard Sysquemalyn that a certain barbarian who has caught his eye can survive the most savage tests his friend - and deadly rival - can devise. The only rule: The tests must offer the subject some slight chance to survive.
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2nd Edition Forgotten Realms Feel
- By Joanne T Percy on 01-17-21
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The Companions
- Forgotten Realms: The Sundering, Book 1
- By: R.A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
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This latest installment in New York Times best-selling author R.A. Salvatore's beloved fantasy saga, The Companions moves Salvatore's signature hero Drizzt into a new era of the Forgotten Realms. As Drizzt's fate hangs in the balance, he reflects on the lives of the trusted allies who stood by his side throughout his early life - the friends now known as the Companions of the Hall. Meanwhile, the first stirrings of the Sundering begin.
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BWAHAHA! R.A. Salvatore does it again!
- By Roger on 08-14-13
By: R.A. Salvatore
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Legend
- Drenai Series
- By: David Gemmell
- Narrated by: Sean Barrett
- Length: 13 hrs and 13 mins
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Druss, Captain of the Axe: the stories of his life were told everywhere. Instead of the wealth and fame he could have claimed, he had chosen a mountain lair, high in the lonely country bordering on the clouds. There the grizzled old warrior kept company with snow leopards and awaited his old enemy, death.
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Two Legends Come to Audible
- By Carol on 06-26-17
By: David Gemmell
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- norman
- 07-19-18
Arthurian Adventure
Three Days and Two Knights is a well written adventure that should appeal to anyone who enjoys the Arthurian legend or English folklore. It is centered around flawed, but endearing, characters that hold your interest and engage your sympathies. I particularly enjoyed the ramblings of the wizard Rabodath and the amusing, informative character, the narrator. Mark Topping does an excellent job with all the voices, be it damsel, wizard, troll, knight, and especially, narrator. His English accent was perfect for the story.
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- VNoble
- 02-05-18
SUPERB!!!!
I absolutely ENJOYED this book. Both author and narrator are very gifted in wielding a great story. A great mix of adventure, sense of duty and honor, forged friendships, and perfectly timed humor - this tale has it all. Not to risk giving much away, I do wish the discovered cloth could have been used on a certain unknightly Knight for a genuine miracle. I cannot wait to listen to other books by both author and narrator. WELL DONE!!
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- 03-21-18
Not a Monty Python Wannabe, the real deal
This could have gone so badly. We already have a brilliant comedic arthurian tale given to us by the great Monty Python troupe. Something that is very hard to beat if you want to be honest. Shoot, I wouldn't even want to have my work compared to it. (Which I kind of guess that I am doing anyway). What I'm trying to say is, that if you are going to do an arthurian comedy, then you'd better have the chops to pull it off, and Howard does. In spades, too.
Truthfully, the book does start a bit slowly. It also played out more like a tell, don't show (bad idea) kind of story, and if it had stayed that way I would have dropped it pretty quickly. The point being, once it starts, I mean really starts, the story and the humor just escalates to points of absurdity it is so good. I'd hate to see this made into a movie, because then I'd be forced to pick a favorite; something I don't have to do so long as this remains a book.
The narration by Topper is just .....the......tops! He plays each role perfectly, and has a way of delivering the lines that only adds to the laughs. He was an excellent choice to read this book for others to hear. Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. In fact, getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.
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- TVOR
- 02-10-18
AN EXCELLENT FUN BOOK
I liked the story, characters, vocal voices, and especially the “Footnote”! Well paced and entertaining, you will find something for all in this fantasy rendition of a side story to King Arthur’s court.
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- Lisa B.
- 01-22-18
Goblins, Knights, and Dragons, Oh My!
This was the most amazing book. I think anyone would like it. Even if you think the Arthurian works aren’t for you, it is more than that. It is so funny. I found myself rolling, especially when the author would throw in footnote and all kinds of puns to go along with the story. It would take a serious situation and throw in some humor to lighten the mood. It puts me in mind of some great stories I read back in college in all my literature classes, especially Don Quixote. I loved all the characters. I think children would love it. It does get pretty bloody and gorey. But that’s to be expected with a story set back in the days of knights and dragons. Battles were fought with swords and arrows. There wasn’t modern medicine or analgesics like today.
I recommend the audiobook if you like listening to stories. The narrator really brought it to life. I can’t imagine anyone doing a better job than him. I especially liked the crazy Druid, Cathbad (hope that correct spelling), voice. I could picture the whole story as a movie. Cathbad reminds me of Gargamel on the Smurfs for some reason. I would love to see this made into a movie. This author is so amazing! He should go down in history like all the other famous writers of literature, who knows, maybe he already has. I’m so glad I found him.
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- Joe Eckenrode
- 02-17-18
4.5 Stars- Great Story, Great Narrator
Once the foundation gets laid the action is pretty much nonstop. The language is witty, and the writing is perfectly suited to the narrator, who is excellent. There are some fresh takes on well known fantasy creatures, enough so that I hope for more stories set in the "Days and Knights" world. On that note the mix of fantasy with legend is done expertly. The only minor distractions are a very few "big" words, just enough to bare mentioning. In the Audio Book version some of the footnotes could have been woven into the tale, as it were a few break into the action and distract from the pace. Weighing parts of this review give 8 to the good, 2 to the distractions. Hence 4.5 overall.
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- Ginny Aybar-Flores
- 02-16-18
Absolutely Love it!
This humorous Arthurian tale will keep you laughing throughout it. I have never been so entertained in a long while. You have a beautiful Lady, two knights, the King, dragon, romance and many more characters along with philosophical dialogue to keep you so entertained! Plus, my favorite was the narrator's side comments. What a hoot! Whether you prefer to listen or read this novel you will enjoy it!
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- Zachary Jones
- 11-14-19
Fantastic!
A great listen, and a great addition to any library! A wonderful story that keeps you guessing and great narrator. One of the best things I have listened to in some time.
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- kwestrope
- 04-20-18
Highly entertaining tale
This is a fascinating story full of witty and wonderful characters. I particularly like the relationships between all the main characters. There are several long, very descriptive battle scenes. In all, it is a delightful tale, full of adventure, chivalry, humor, and a bit of romance. I enjoyed it very much and would definitely read more by this author and listen to others by this narrator.
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- AzMike
- 12-21-17
Despite a slow start laying down background
this turned out to be a wonderful and nail-biting adventure. The author weaves quite a tale to a story we only thought we knew. Makes me wonder what and where his story will go from here? The narration is spot on great. Definitely worth listening to.
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