
Trailer Park Elves
A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Mandy McCullough
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Christopher Harbour
About this listen
Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams.
A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.
Torn from his mundane life on Earth, Colton Winchester could be that man. With a heart of gold, boots of steel, and a great big wrench, Colton will soon become the ultimate . . . Trailer Park Manager.
Trailer Park Elves is a hilarious slice-of-life fusion of fantasy, household maintenance, and low-stakes adventure. If you liked Isekai Emperor, you’ll find more of the same goodness in this spiritual successor.
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My world flipped upside down when a chance visit to a magic shop run by a flirty catgirl unveiled a shocking truth: I’m a sorcerer, gifted with the rare ability to wield rune, a mysterious and powerful energy. Soon, I’m invited to a magical academy to master my abilities, where I'm surrounded by stunning classmates and endless opportunities.
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Coward mc some spice
- By Thomas Post on 04-04-25
By: Landon Scott, and others
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Dark City Girls
- An Urban Fantasy
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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For a hundred and fifty years, Ezekiel Zane knew nothing but war—endless war in the name of the Fates, the Fae, and anyone who would hire him. Yet the glory of leading the most elite team of magical mercenaries in existence cost him the only thing he ever loved. He’s done. Retired to a community of renegade fae, street-racing shifters, and fallen celestials, Zane’s quiet life on the beach comes with challenges no greater than finding a reason to get out of bed in the morning and knowing when to call it a night at the bar down the street.
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Gold
- By KEVIN P. on 11-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Enchanter: A Magical Academy Slice of Life Adventure
- Enchanter, Book 1
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The Krysfelt Academy for Girls is the most prestigious academy in the Magocracy, and it’s about to get its first male student… Like most guys, I never expected to see the inside of that fabled place. But when I’m assigned the Enchanter class—previously reserved for girls—an invitation to Krysfelt is part of the deal. To earn my place, I’ll have to win over the fiery headmistress and the monster girl students—catgirls, orcs, wolfgirls, dryads, goblins—you name it… And that’s not even mentioning the pretty (but slightly insane) tiefling girl who believes she and I are destined to bond…
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Excellent narration. Glaring issue in story
- By Mr. Lee on 03-22-25
By: Jack Bryce
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Five Golden Coins Vol. 1
- A Men's Fantasy Adventure
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ingrid Aust
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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I don’t know how I ended up in a dark, battle-locked realm, fighting monsters and struggling to survive, but I refused to give up and die. Snatched from death by the mysterious and untrustworthy Monarch, imprisoned ruler and god of the realm, I am ordered to liberate her. To do so, I must prevail against unspeakable horrors and slay the five betrayers to retrieve their golden coins—the keys to her prison.
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Souls-like the harem fantasy
- By Jared on 04-18-25
By: M.E. Thorne
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Capture, Evolve, Survive Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 29 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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Not the best
- By Disco on 04-24-25
By: Dante King
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Babes in Paradise
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Matt Van Hove, Jessie Van Hove
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Life has a funny way of throwing a wrench in the spokes. One day I was about to take my hot coworker out to lunch, and suddenly I was struck by lightning and transported to a different world. Crazy how that works. Once I got over my initial shock, I realized that this place was absolutely incredible. Furthermore, all of the adult men were killed in battle just over a year ago. Yes, I was the only guy in town. Destiny’s hero, right? Wrong. Turns out I wasn’t the hero they wanted and prayed for.
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Pretty good story. I enjoyed it
- By Joshua Lowe on 01-19-25
By: Micky Carre
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Feral Mage
- The Red Pine Kingdom Contract, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. That’s the old human saying anyway. For Bryce, it’s a little more literal. He’s a Feral Mage, someone who gains the abilities of monsters by devouring them. This magic has allowed him to excel as a mercenary, rising to the top rank of the guildhall.
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So many marvelous characters!
- By Amber Lentz on 04-24-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Red Elf Ranch
- An Isekai Fantasy Western Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Connor Mills is only trying to earn some summer money for school by working the Green River Drift cattle drive in Wyoming. The Fates have something else in mind for him. Thrust into a dark realm both familiar and eerily twisted, Connor finds himself at the center of a struggle between goblin tycoons, corrupt wolf-kin lawmen, and a town full of people who’ve had all the hope wrung out of them. Connor is only one man, but the strange energies of the Faerie world have made him much more than he was.
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Great Characters
- By C E Wright on 10-25-24
By: Michael Dalton
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To Valor's Bid
- Monster Girls in Space, Book 1
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 18 hrs and 37 mins
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Join Desmond as he learns to manipulate mana—a source of power that exists beyond the reach of most people in the universe—meets vastly different alien species, risks life and limb, all while trying to pass classes. If he’s lucky, he will find someone he can trust out here amongst the weird. If he's very lucky, maybe someone he can love.
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frustrating.
- By kevin on 12-08-24
By: M. Tress
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Warlock
- Warlock, Book 1
- By: Daniel Kensington
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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I expected aging out of the foster care system to be hard. I wasn't expecting it to include finding out I was a Warlock, destined to be hunted by the most powerful Witch Families so they could bind me to a coven of thirteen witches and spend the rest of my life "harvesting mana". Add to that a set of magical resonants that made me an even bigger target to some of those Witch Families, some of which would rather kill me than let a rival get me.
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Incredible first entry
- By reztech0ne on 12-30-24
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Steadfast Hand
- Steelforged Legacy, Book 1
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Sometimes in life, you feel like the world is out to get you. Nothing ever seems to work out the way you want it to, and everything just goes wrong all at the same time. But you have to bear up under the weight of life and just keep swinging. It can't stay bad forever, right? That is what Casey Sullivan believed when he spent his entire young life in an orphanage, fighting for scraps and doing his best to not get shanked by the youth gangs there. When he had the opportunity to make a difference, he seized it with both hands and did everything in his power to pass the police academy.
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Fantastic!!
- By Brian on 04-21-25
By: M. Tress
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Arcane Arctic
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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Ok...with criticism
- By Roy on 07-22-24
By: Peter North
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Shifter Girls Forever: The Complete Series Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I’d left my past behind for good. But when my older brother gets killed in a car accident, I’ve got to come back to take over his car-tuning business. But things are not like I remember. There’s something weird going on in Santo Domingo, something that seems connected to the city’s underground street racing scene. There’s the orange-haired mechanic at the tuning shop with the FOXGRRL license plate. There’s the strange black cat hanging around my house, and the dreams I’ve been having about a racer girl with cat ears and a tail.
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Actually a good story
- By Savinwraith on 03-01-24
By: Michael Dalton
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- firestorm
- 04-10-25
This is a trailer park.
If I could give 10 stars I would. This is about a perfect example of American trailer park life with a lovely and hefty dose of fantasy LITRPG. Girls a basically perfect lol, the voice actors did a fantastic job also 10/10 for them. Michael you’re doing a great job and i hope you keep writing for a long time. Also hoping you’ll expand more on some of your “concluded” novel series as all of them have potential for more books without feeling forced. You have done great and I wish I could support you more then I already do.
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- Lane newman
- 04-23-25
sweet home elfabama
so far this story has been great, potential excelent characters and good bit of comedy, I can't wait to hear from there rest if you want something comedic especially when it comes to white trash elves.
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- Immel13
- 04-11-25
Terrific Story and Performance
The first time I've enjoyed a story enough that I bought both the hardcopy and the audio. After reading the first 2 books in this series. I went back reread "Isekai Emperor". Then bought, "Red Elf Ranch " and "Dark City Girrls. This whole series has been wonderful, and exciting.
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- Davis
- 03-17-25
Fun romp in a trailer park
The story is great so far. LitRPG aspects of a trailer park manager class. Lots of fun trailer park girls all competing for someone to make their lives a little better.
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- Posiden300
- 03-02-25
Trail trash hotties
It exactly what you would expect from trailer park shenanigans. The spice is spicy and tasty. Has some background to the main line story. Very red neck and love it all.
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- M M
- 02-27-25
This is a Trailer Park
I can visualize this park in my head, the names of the women the cheap dollar store cloths ment to look expensive the broken hot tub. The world is well described and it feels like a trailer park all of the Drama and infighting, i laughed out loud several times,
The Voice actors Do a great job and the Audio includes sounds like door knocks and screams, water sounds and animals growls
a very good recoding and audio book it really helps with the experience.
waiting for the 2nd book 2 thumb aloft
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- Heath L. Doolin
- 03-19-25
Jerry Springer meets Lord of the Rings
Imagine the trashiest people you find in a trailer park now are beautiful fantasy creatures and you got to keep their magic infused trailer park running and you got this slice of life goofball story. It’s fun, light hearted stuff with a bit of world building at first and it looks like an overarching story in the next books.
I will say this, I will never look at Fried Chicken and Doughnuts the same way thanks to a certain crazy ass elf again..
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- max
- 03-30-25
very good
honestly it was really different compared to a lot of other harem lit but his stuff's always good and then the voice performances were great. The performance brought it alive. I would definitely try it
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-15-25
Great story with excellent narration
I enjoyed this new story . I think this will be an excellent series. I was not expecting this kind of story. Very good overall production
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- huntNfish1
- 03-26-25
Really liked this one.
The story has good characters smart enough mc and is pretty entertaining. I look forward to the next one.
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