
Two Time Loser
A Samantha True Mystery (The Samantha True Mysteries, Book 5)
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Jennifer Stoneking
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Kristi Rose
About this listen
A fake fiancée. An alive deceased husband. Samantha’s life just got more complicated.
When Stella MacInerney asks Samantha to be her maid of honor, she's surprised. The woman has enough stepdaughters from her three previous marriages to ask one of them. Why didn’t she? Then Leo asks Samantha to be his plus-one to the wedding, as his fake fiancée. What’s up with that? So when Stella is kidnapped the eve of her wedding it’s up to Samantha to get to the bottom of these mysteries. Samantha vows three things:
- Find Stella’s kidnappers and make them pay. She can’t wait to use her highest voltage stun gun on this bad guy.
- Discover why Leo needs a fake fiancée? Who knew he had a past with the wedding planner? And when asked, he clams up.
- Track down a key eyewitness in Stella’s disappearance who is a dead ringer for Carson. Could her dead husband really be alive?
When Stella’s ransomed for three million dollars, Samantha has 24 hours to find her alive. All while pretending to be engaged to Leo to keep the smiling devil of a wedding planner at bay, never mind Samantha's facing her own matrimonial past. Samantha doesn’t know how she’ll feel if the witness turns out to be Carson. But she might just have to use her highest voltage stun gun on him, too. Unless her fake fiancée does it first.
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter. This mystery offers witty banter, characters you'll want to be friends with, and is a perfect escape to the Pacific Northwest. Laughing out loud in public may cause curious glances from strangers.
©2022 Kristi Rose (P)2022 Kristi RoseListeners also enjoyed...
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-22-24
Samantha True is at it again!
I love every one of these books. OMG….. finally!!! You will know what I mean after finishing the book.
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- Lashasta
- 12-05-23
Allow the reader to judge
I like that readers get the opportunity to like or dislike a character based on information provided from the perspective of the main character. We are not told to dislike them based on their actions because there could be more to the story like with the coffee lady.
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- a.nease
- 11-15-23
Great listen
Good story! Fun to listen to . I hope this author keeps writing these mysteries. Keep reading
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-14-24
great series
I almost didn't get it because it was so short. I hope her next one is longer.
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