
Unplayable Lies
The Only Golf Book You'll Ever Need
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J. P. Guimont
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Dan Jenkins
About this listen
Dan Jenkins virtually invented the golf novel with Dead Solid Perfect, his rollicking account of the life and times of touring pro Kenny Lee Puckett. For the first time ever, Dan Jenkins’ best Golf Digest pieces have been collected together with over 20 all-new essays for the next generation of golfers. Often biting, usually cranky, always hilarious and surprising, this is Dan Jenkins at his best.
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- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Popular novelist Dan Jenkins is well known in the golf world for his column in Golf Digest. A modern classic among 20th-century sports novels, Dead Solid Perfect is Jenkins' hilarious send-up of professional golfers and the often ludicrous reality of life on the tour.
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Surprisingly Bad
- By Amazon Customer on 08-24-21
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Gambler
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Anybody can get lucky. Nobody controls the odds like Billy Walters. Widely regarded as “the Michael Jordan of sports betting,” Walters is a living legend in Las Vegas and among sports bettors worldwide. With an unmatched winning streak of thirty-six consecutive years, Walters has become fabulously wealthy by placing hundreds of millions of dollars a year in gross wagers, including one Super Bowl bet of $3.5 million alone. Competitors desperate to crack his betting techniques have tried hacking his phones, cloning his beepers, rifling through his trash, and bribing his employees.
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Good but
- By Amazon Customer on 08-30-23
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His Ownself
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- Narrated by: Henry Strozier
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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The colorful, sentimental, funny, affectionate, cantankerous memoir by the most colorful, funniest, most cantankerous-- and probably the most revered-- sportswriter of the last fifty years. Dan Jenkins is accepted as one of the greatest (if not the greatest) golf writer of all time, wrote beloved bestselling novels and abused more corporate expense accounts than anyone who ever lived. It's a touching, laugh-out-loud tribute to the romanticism of old-time sportswriting-- and the glory days of sports.
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Loved this book!
- By Flannery Abrahamson on 05-23-19
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The Money-Whipped Steer-Job Three-Jack Give-Up Artist
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- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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Legendary golf writer Dan Jenkins’s latest has been praised as “catnip for golf lovers” by Publishers Weekly. He delights with this hilarious sporting spoof of the PGA tour. Golf pro Bobby Joe Grooves is on a mission to qualify for the Ryder Cup team, but first he has to contend with his rival Knut Thorssun: “Knut the Nuke.”
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A bit crude, but worth it
- By James L Castellano on 05-09-22
By: Dan Jenkins
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The Franchise Babe
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- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Iconic humorist Dan Jenkins bring his matchless sense of hilarity to this riotous send-up of professional golf. Forty-something sportswriter Jack Brannon is bored to tears with the men's tour. So he decides to check out Ginger Clayton, the hot, new franchise babe on the ladies' links. Things get interesting in a hurry, as it becomes clear somebody wants the gorgeous superstar disqualified for good.
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Dan Jenkins is extraordinary
- By The Dark Lord on 07-18-24
By: Dan Jenkins
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Feherty
- The Remarkably Funny and Tragic Journey of Golf's David Feherty
- By: John Feinstein
- Narrated by: John Feinstein
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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John Feinstein, who has spent four decades finding intriguing sports characters and narratives and turning them into classic books, chronicles the life and career of David Feherty. Feinstein tells hilarious true tales about Feherty’s time in the limelight and interactions with stars such as Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Payne Stewart, and Seve Ballesteros. Feherty is fall-down-funny, self-deprecating, and a lifelong underdog who has thrived as a commentator and television interview host, and most recently as a touring standup comic.
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Feherty is like no other - Feinstein is disappointing
- By Jesse Stine on 03-03-24
By: John Feinstein
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Dead Solid Perfect
- By: Dan Jenkins
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- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Popular novelist Dan Jenkins is well known in the golf world for his column in Golf Digest. A modern classic among 20th-century sports novels, Dead Solid Perfect is Jenkins' hilarious send-up of professional golfers and the often ludicrous reality of life on the tour.
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Surprisingly Bad
- By Amazon Customer on 08-24-21
By: Dan Jenkins
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Gambler
- Secrets from a Life at Risk
- By: Billy Walters
- Narrated by: Billy Walters
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Anybody can get lucky. Nobody controls the odds like Billy Walters. Widely regarded as “the Michael Jordan of sports betting,” Walters is a living legend in Las Vegas and among sports bettors worldwide. With an unmatched winning streak of thirty-six consecutive years, Walters has become fabulously wealthy by placing hundreds of millions of dollars a year in gross wagers, including one Super Bowl bet of $3.5 million alone. Competitors desperate to crack his betting techniques have tried hacking his phones, cloning his beepers, rifling through his trash, and bribing his employees.
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Good but
- By Amazon Customer on 08-30-23
By: Billy Walters
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His Ownself
- A Semi-Memoir
- By: Dan Jenkins
- Narrated by: Henry Strozier
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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The colorful, sentimental, funny, affectionate, cantankerous memoir by the most colorful, funniest, most cantankerous-- and probably the most revered-- sportswriter of the last fifty years. Dan Jenkins is accepted as one of the greatest (if not the greatest) golf writer of all time, wrote beloved bestselling novels and abused more corporate expense accounts than anyone who ever lived. It's a touching, laugh-out-loud tribute to the romanticism of old-time sportswriting-- and the glory days of sports.
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Loved this book!
- By Flannery Abrahamson on 05-23-19
By: Dan Jenkins
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The Money-Whipped Steer-Job Three-Jack Give-Up Artist
- By: Dan Jenkins
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Legendary golf writer Dan Jenkins’s latest has been praised as “catnip for golf lovers” by Publishers Weekly. He delights with this hilarious sporting spoof of the PGA tour. Golf pro Bobby Joe Grooves is on a mission to qualify for the Ryder Cup team, but first he has to contend with his rival Knut Thorssun: “Knut the Nuke.”
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A bit crude, but worth it
- By James L Castellano on 05-09-22
By: Dan Jenkins
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The Franchise Babe
- By: Dan Jenkins
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Iconic humorist Dan Jenkins bring his matchless sense of hilarity to this riotous send-up of professional golf. Forty-something sportswriter Jack Brannon is bored to tears with the men's tour. So he decides to check out Ginger Clayton, the hot, new franchise babe on the ladies' links. Things get interesting in a hurry, as it becomes clear somebody wants the gorgeous superstar disqualified for good.
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Dan Jenkins is extraordinary
- By The Dark Lord on 07-18-24
By: Dan Jenkins
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Feherty
- The Remarkably Funny and Tragic Journey of Golf's David Feherty
- By: John Feinstein
- Narrated by: John Feinstein
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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John Feinstein, who has spent four decades finding intriguing sports characters and narratives and turning them into classic books, chronicles the life and career of David Feherty. Feinstein tells hilarious true tales about Feherty’s time in the limelight and interactions with stars such as Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Payne Stewart, and Seve Ballesteros. Feherty is fall-down-funny, self-deprecating, and a lifelong underdog who has thrived as a commentator and television interview host, and most recently as a touring standup comic.
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Feherty is like no other - Feinstein is disappointing
- By Jesse Stine on 03-03-24
By: John Feinstein
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Make Your Next Shot Your Best Shot
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- Narrated by: Dr. Bob Rotella
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
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Acclaimed sports psychologist and best-selling author Bob Rotella has advised everyone from professional golfers to business executives on how to flourish under pressure and overcome challenges. As a sports psychologist, Bob Rotella’s work is to make average athletes exceptional. By focusing on incremental progress, Rotella demonstrates how you can achieve more than you ever imagined.
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Nothing New Here! Boring!
- By Ramp on 02-20-22
By: Dr. Bob Rotella, and others
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The Grand Slam
- Bobby Jones, America, and the Story of Golf
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In the wake of the stock-market crash and the dawn of the Great Depression, a ray of light emerged from the world of sports. In the summer of 1930, Bobby Jones, a 28-year-old amateur golfer, mounted a campaign against the record books. In four months, this natural, self-taught player conquered the British Amateur Championship, the British Open, the United States Open, and finally the United States Amateur Championship.
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A grand man.
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Who's Your Caddy?
- Looping for the Great, Near Great, and Reprobates of Golf
- By: Rick Reilly
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Rick Reilly has been a senior sports writer for Sports Illustrated for the past 17 years, and has been named "Sports Writer of The Year" seven times. Now, he pokes his nose into the world of golf. How does he do it? By caddying ("looping") for top players, celebrities, and some really bad run-of-the-mill golfers, Reilly gains insight into the minds of golfers, their winning or less-than-winning ways, and what they actually mutter when they're in the middle of play.
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Absolutely Friggin' Hilarious!!!
- By Patrick on 08-05-05
By: Rick Reilly
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Liar's Poker
- Rising Through the Wreckage on Wall Street
- By: Michael Lewis
- Narrated by: Michael Lewis
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1986, before Michael Lewis became the best-selling author of The Big Short, Moneyball, and Flash Boys, he landed a job at Salomon Brothers, one of Wall Street’s premier investment firms. During the next three years, Lewis rose from callow trainee to New York- and London-based bond salesman, raking in millions for the firm and cashing in on a modern-day gold rush. Liar’s Poker is the culmination of those heady, frenzied years - a behind-the-scenes look at a unique and turbulent time in American business.
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Finally!
- By Anonymous User on 02-08-22
By: Michael Lewis
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The Secret of Golf
- The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
- By: Joe Posnanski
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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Spanning from that first match through the Duel in the Sun at Turnberry in 1977 to Watson's near-miraculous victory at Turnberry as he approached 60, and informed by interviews with both players over many years, The Secret of Golf is Joe Posnanski's intimate account of the most remarkable rivalry and (eventual) friendship in modern golf.
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like walking the course with a storyteller
- By Andy on 09-10-15
By: Joe Posnanski
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GOLF: The Art of the Mental Game
- 100 Classic Golf Tips
- By: Dr. Joseph Parent
- Narrated by: Dr. Joseph Parent
- Length: 2 hrs and 3 mins
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Dr. Joe Parent has drawn on a career coaching the masters to write a hundred easy to understand yet powerful tips for improving any golfer’s score, from the essentials of the mental game to helpful hints to keep your composure. As with his other books, you will find yourself returning time and again to hear what Masters and PGA Champion Vijay Singh call “lessons that make the mental game seem so simple".
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awesome, I have listened to it over 10 times.
- By GODuke75 on 06-04-12
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Tiger, Meet My Sister...
- And Other Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said
- By: Rick Reilly
- Narrated by: Barry Abrams
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In this hilariously funny essay collection, former ESPN columnist Rick Reilly compiles the best of his sports columns - essays that include his expert opinion on athlete tattoos, NFL cheerleaders, and even running with the bulls in Pamplona.
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Barry Abrams is ... not good
- By Neill M. Caldwell on 07-24-24
By: Rick Reilly
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What's So Funny?
- My Hilarious Life
- By: Tim Conway, Jane Scovell, Carol Burnett - foreword
- Narrated by: Tim Conway, Carol Burnett, Dick Hill, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Six-time Emmy Award-winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There's nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain - and in his first-ever memoir, What's So Funny?, that's exactly what he does.
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Not narrated by Tim
- By Bob Murdock on 05-05-14
By: Tim Conway, and others
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Phil
- The Rip-Roaring (and Unauthorized!) Biography of Golf's Most Colorful Superstar
- By: Alan Shipnuck
- Narrated by: Alan Shipnuck
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Phil Mickelson is one of the most compelling figures in sports. For more than three decades he has been among the best golfers in the world, and his unmatched longevity was exemplified at the 2021 PGA Championship, when Mickelson, on the cusp of turning fifty-one, became the oldest player in history to win a major championship. In this raw, uncensored, and unauthorized biography, Alan Shipnuck captures a singular life defined by thrilling victories, crushing defeats, and countless controversies.
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Not what I’d hoped for.
- By Chad Smed on 07-04-22
By: Alan Shipnuck
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Commander in Cheat
- How Golf Explains Trump
- By: Rick Reilly
- Narrated by: Rick Reilly
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf - on and off the green - and what it reveals about his character. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game.
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Like catnip for actual golfers
- By David on 04-13-19
By: Rick Reilly
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Good Talk, Dad
- The Birds and the Bees...and Other Conversations We Forgot to Have
- By: Bill Geist, Willie Geist
- Narrated by: Bill Geist, Willie Geist
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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In Good Talk, Dad, this talented father-son team shares stories of their funny and heartwarming relationship. Told in a unique back-and-forth banter style, this extended conversation riffs on everything from music and sports to summer camp, driving lessons, and family life. Imagine Big Russ & Me meets Sh*t My Dad Says. After Bill went public with his struggle with Parkinsons disease, the Geists decided to collaborate on this book so their children and grandchildren would have a record of their unique bond.
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Laugh out loud funny!
- By KM on 09-17-24
By: Bill Geist, and others
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The Downhill Lie
- A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years - and memories of shanked 7-irons - faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So gradually he ventured back to the dreaded driving range, this time as the father of a five-year-old son -and also as a grandfather.
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Not a Bogie but a Birdie !
- By G. Cernicky on 10-08-08
By: Carl Hiaasen
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- Mark
- 07-11-15
Having trouble falling a sleep
Some humor sparsely sprinkled among hour of statistical information (with a personal twist). Not worth the read. I might point out that the best part of the book was the preview or "sample" I believe they called.
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- Keith Benson
- 09-04-22
The author is very self indulgent
I was actually looking forward to this, but it was nothing but self-indulgent stories with an attempt to be witty. The first 100 one-liners were kind of cute but it just got boring after that.
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- Craig Black
- 01-26-16
Bummed
Not sure if it was the text or the narrator, but the author Congress across as extremely chilli of himself. Not really a book, more of a collection of stuff from his other books. Not good.
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