
We Have Lost the Coffee
We Have Lost Series, Book 3
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Gildart Jackson
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Paul Mathews
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London, 2045. Three months into the Coffee Wars, and Britain's caffeine supplies are at critical levels. Brits are drinking even more tea than usual, keeping a stiff upper lip and praying for an end to it all.
A secret government coffee stockpile could save the day...but then mysteriously disappears overnight.
One man is asked to unravel the missing-coffee mystery. His name is Pond. Howie Pond. And he's in desperate need of a triple espresso. Meanwhile, his journalist wife, Britt, is hunting royal fugitive Emma Windsor on the streets of the capital.
Can Howie save the British Republic from caffeine-starved chaos? Will the runaway royal be found? And just what will desperate coffee drinkers do for their next caffeine fix? Find out in Paul Mathews' latest comedy-thriller set in the Britain of the future.
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- E. L. Moontree
- 01-15-18
Very enjoyable and fun
I thoroughly enjoy this series. As I listen to the audiobook I have such fun visualizing a movie version. I hope there will be many more adventures coming.
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