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Narrated by:
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Maxx Pinkins
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By:
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Leigh M. Hall
About this listen
The year is 2008; the place, San Diego, California. Avril Farva wakes up every day to live a mundane existence that she hates. She never aspired to be much, but at 26, she feels there has to be more to life than what sits around her.
One day, an odd fellow enters her dull existence; he introduces himself as Theodore Larkin, but Avril is suspicious of his strange demeanor and dialect. At first, she brushes him off as a loon until he refuses to give up, so she gives in; after all, he is the most intriguing person to enter her life since high school ended. That’s when things start to get weird.
The two of them are hurdled from one realm to another with no warning or explanation as to what's happening. They witness past lives, some familiar and some not so familiar, disturbing situations, uncomfortable moments, and a multitude of crimes.
On their adventures, they come up with every possibility they can about what is happening to them. In the meantime, feelings start to grow, and this unlikely duo becomes rather fond of each other.
Listen to find out where the hell Avril and Theo are.
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