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Christopher Vournazos
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By:
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Jonathan Lowe
About this listen
Question: when do sewer rats in suburbia acquire intelligence and cunning? Answer: when they begin calling each other names. For Duff and Tuff, newly arrived on Conner's lawn after being ejected from a drain culvert during a flood, their I.Q. soon begins to rise while Conner's falls. Conner, you see, is obsessed with TV. Now the plan is to keep this bachelor from going through with his vow to change his life (and their situation) by pretending to be his supposedly deceased ex wife. Inspired by "Who Moved My Cheese?", this short fable has but one lesson: imagination is linked to reading, not watching television.
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- Jonathan
- 09-27-12
Great narrator for 1st adult fable on TV addiction
Vournazos was surprisingly good, keeping the listener engaged with appropriate dramatic effect. I predict a solid career for him in the future.
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- Geoff
- 02-06-19
Quirky, funny, and very clever
This one could've been a Vonnegut or Brautigan story. Very cleverly done and well-written. "Is it too much to ask to be happy, or is it too little?" Highly recommended.
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- Jonathan Lowe
- 10-07-22
Great narrator!
Not sure how I found him, but if there is another publisher interested in him, look him up! Haven't heard from him in years. Also check out the other title he narrates. He should be narrating professionally! I've told publishers about Christopher. You should too. The inspiration for this novella was Ray Bradbury, who answered every letter I wrote him as a teen.
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