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You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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- Ladeeda162
- 07-06-24
Comedy 🤝 murder
This was such a fun book club read! I found myself laughing at parts, sad at others, and overall engaged with the storyline.
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- Linda Silakowski
- 09-20-24
Dark Humor Well Done!
Fun dark humor novel! Brought me out of a reading slump! The main character, while terrible, made me root for her. Well done.
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- Daniela marines
- 04-10-24
Did not expect that!
I really enjoyed the story and twist. A dark humor I can enjoy. It was hard to put down the book!
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- Jylene Livengood
- 09-07-24
tasty bad
a scrumptious vicarious fantasy for anyone annoyed by loud talkers, thoughtless people, or basically anyone who has been fed up enough to want to shove someone out a window
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- Jennifer Marquis
- 04-10-24
Solid Meh
I was so hopeful because I LOVED the dead pan writing style. the story felt a bit rushed and jumpy.
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- Brian
- 09-05-24
Genuinely interesting to hear a story from the perspective of someone this damaged
The protagonist is an absolutely rotten husk of a person through and through, experiencing positivity so rarely it feels shocking when it happens. Every thought she has is laced with pure venom for everyone and everything around her and the writing carries this through so well it begins to get boring after 2/3 of the story. Thankfully this is when all the mystery threads start coming together so we have less judgy inner monologue than before so it’s not a big deal. Likewise the narrator does an EXCELLENT job of providing uncomfortable and awkward tones and volume to some characters, also to the point of near annoyance. It’s hard to fault a performance for being too good at being irritating but there were times I was seconds away from skipping ahead past certain characters every time they spoke.
Enjoyable premise and a fun mystery that twists well when it should with an utterly despicable protagonist.
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- O'Grady03
- 04-07-24
Could have been better
The story could have been better. Some parts were too long due to unneeded details.
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- Lindsay Larin
- 05-09-24
Witty Thriller
I adored the honest wit and dry humor of the main character, as she struggled to fit in with “normal people”.
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- Chas
- 05-21-24
Very interesting fast paced read. I really had fun reading this.
Good story, Great vocal performance, I really enjoyed the pacing, the dialog and the way the book ended. It did get a little rushed the last few chapters but it was overall a really satisfying story.
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- Rebecca Camacho
- 05-03-24
The picture
I love the serial killer personality. I really love the story telling. There could not been a better way to tell or to write this story.
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