
You'd Look Better as a Ghost
A Novel
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Narrated by:
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Fiona Hardingham
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By:
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Joanna Wallace
About this listen
National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
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Critic reviews
“Dark, creepy, and wholly fascinating, Wallace's imagining of the mind of a successful serial killer will be appreciated by readers who don’t mind sleeping with one eye open.”—Booklist
“Deliciously eerie and darkly funny. . . an uncommonly assured debut from a promising new voice in crime fiction.”—Publishers Weekly
“The female serial killer as antihero is a growing subgenre (see Oyinkan Braithwaite’s My Sister, the Serial Killer, 2018), and Wallace’s sociopathic protagonist is a mordantly amusing addition. . . Dexter meets Killing Eve.”—Kirkus
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We all have things in our life that we should know by now, but don’t. Absences in our knowledge and skillset that are frankly shameful in an adult. Things that would be too embarrassing to ask anyone to explain – except our very best friend. Listen in as Mel and Sue tackle their ignorance head on, asking each other to explain something that they still don’t know - but absolutely, as adults, should - from how to parallel park to fully understanding bread (why has it got all those holes in it? What, honestly, is yeast?).
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Mel and Sue are Hysterical
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The Best Man's Ghostwriter
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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- Teszra Cody
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- A Huard
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Dark, witty and fun
This would be an incredible mini series! If you enjoy dark humor, this book is for you. A quick read that may have you questioning yourself as a person at certain times. Would love a sequel!
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- Daniela marines
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Did not expect that!
I really enjoyed the story and twist. A dark humor I can enjoy. It was hard to put down the book!
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- Jylene Livengood
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tasty bad
a scrumptious vicarious fantasy for anyone annoyed by loud talkers, thoughtless people, or basically anyone who has been fed up enough to want to shove someone out a window
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-10-24
The comedy
It was overall a really good book. The narrator did great as well!!! I really enjoyed it.
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- Jennifer Marquis
- 04-10-24
Solid Meh
I was so hopeful because I LOVED the dead pan writing style. the story felt a bit rushed and jumpy.
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- Brian
- 09-05-24
Genuinely interesting to hear a story from the perspective of someone this damaged
The protagonist is an absolutely rotten husk of a person through and through, experiencing positivity so rarely it feels shocking when it happens. Every thought she has is laced with pure venom for everyone and everything around her and the writing carries this through so well it begins to get boring after 2/3 of the story. Thankfully this is when all the mystery threads start coming together so we have less judgy inner monologue than before so it’s not a big deal. Likewise the narrator does an EXCELLENT job of providing uncomfortable and awkward tones and volume to some characters, also to the point of near annoyance. It’s hard to fault a performance for being too good at being irritating but there were times I was seconds away from skipping ahead past certain characters every time they spoke.
Enjoyable premise and a fun mystery that twists well when it should with an utterly despicable protagonist.
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- Ladeeda162
- 07-06-24
Comedy 🤝 murder
This was such a fun book club read! I found myself laughing at parts, sad at others, and overall engaged with the storyline.
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- Linda Silakowski
- 09-20-24
Dark Humor Well Done!
Fun dark humor novel! Brought me out of a reading slump! The main character, while terrible, made me root for her. Well done.
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- hfm2211
- 12-20-24
Enjoyable and also not enjoyable
I got wrapped up in this easily, felt like the ending twist was unexpected, and enjoyed the performance. But the story was also very hard to listen to at times. Aside from the fact that most characters in the story including the main character are horrible, the mom stuff in it felt particularly painful to me as a mom of two young children. That level of discomfort felt out of place for what thisbook seems to be. There are also a good number of plot holes but I think mostly they can be forgiven.
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