And 5 and 6 and 7 and 8: cue our biggest ep ever, and our most drama filled!

In a 5 themed SOS, Chef dishes on the 5 "Mother" sauces, and the "5" things we can actually taste.

Rose blows all of our minds by A) Taking charge of a Koan Koan Git segment, and B) Absolutely bringing the fire with a really cool modern Koan. A perfect Koan for Rose's first: super modern, something Chef never would have thought of, and a crazy cool different pathway to get to Koan meditation. Well done. Git it?

In the most fundmental, dramatic, intense ReviewEd ever, Chef and Rose both lay out their top 5 movies of all time. Don't @ us; to quote Podcast Legends WHM: "It's okay to like a movie." We're quite sure you won't agree with our pics, especially Chef's.

We go back for more of the Hawk Tuah girl. Try not to make a joke about going in again. Don't worry, it's just an update. Ugh. 2024.

For our main Oui Oui Chef get surprisingly interested and in and passionate aboute Rose's Oui Oui: the Becky Effect and Lesbian Tik Tock Drama. Ugh. Sedona. Rose takes us through the whole DRAMA, and we issue a couple Certified AfterschoolEd Shipments.

A quick Now Geo segment takes us to NYC, where Chef is going this week. YellowstonEd is an update on the black week in Stillwater County. It's been a brutal two years in County 32 here, and this was maybe the brutalist week of 'em all.

Chef's Tip Out: a chess tip. Rose gets us cool again with a song pic.