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Wait until those ancient wiseguys find out about our new invention - butter!

Gerrit down ya, oldies...

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Little email special for you all to kick off the week - if you'd like your message to nestle among our many dispatches, AbroadInJapanPodcast@gmail.com!

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Grab the statue and run, Chris! Pete and Mr Broad have returned from their respective holidays and they're recounting tales of awful men and stairwell ripostes!

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If you bash your heads on medium sized doorways, do send us a message - abroadinjapanpodcast@gmail.com! We're seeking to identify AIJ's LARGEST LISTENER.

And the Abroad In Japan Podcast will return Thursday 3rd of October! We'll see you then.

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