Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

By: Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
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  • Summary

  • To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.
    Copyright Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
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Comedy & Humor Social Sciences
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Episodes
  • Just The Two Of Us

    Just The Two Of Us
    Jan 12 2025
    Mya decides it’s high time she quit smoking in order to improve her running. However, her alternative poses more of a problem for herself…and others.

    Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!!

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    17 mins
  • Our Weekly BS

    Our Weekly BS
    Jan 11 2025
    Need a distraction from life? Us too, please send ideas. While we wait, come hear us chat about everything and nothing...all at the same time!!

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    13 mins
  • RERUN OF AWKWARD PROPORTIONS! When Natalie Met Sylvia

    RERUN OF AWKWARD PROPORTIONS! When Natalie Met Sylvia
    Jan 9 2025
    Oh my goodness. Have you ever wanted to magically procure a shovel and dig yourself into a deep, dark hole after a social interaction gone absolutely sideways?

    This (like all of our BS) is the true story of a woman named Natalie who was really just trying to meet a new friend.

    The ending is stuff of family legend, something that neither she (nor you) could have ever seen coming.

    So tune in, tune out, and let us accompany you on all the painful adulting required of you today.

    Please rate, review, but, most importantly, SHARE.

    🌈 Lost your Earpods?
    Procrastinating at your computer?
    Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?
    Then you're in luck! 🍀
    All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.

    📚 Love the stories?
    👄 Have one to tell?
    ⏰ Only have three minutes?

    It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
    👀 Is it annoying?
    👮 Will the cops find me?

    You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics?
    Links to the latest story?
    And videos of all the things stressing us out?
    Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥

    So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...
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    23 mins

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