Episodes

  • #257 BONUS EPISODE - Rasputin Side Probe (Telepathic Mystic Sex Healer)
    Dec 25 2024

    For years we've discussed dropping the Side Probe from the archives where we met a penis in a jar and now the time has come... For the ears of all, here is that historic episode where we probe Rasputin. Oh my, there is a lot to get through here and we brought it all to you in a single extended episode. The rumours say that Rasputin was a man of paranormal abilities but was he really? We establish that the Tsar or Czar, Nicolas (the Second) Romanov, had a regal moustache before diving straight in to Rasputin’s origin story. What is it about Rasputin’s eyes? Was Nickelodeon around in the early 1900’s? Or had the miracle healing powers of Rugrats plasters not been invented yet? Did you know that Rasputin actually changed his name? You’ll never believe what to as it’s such a big departure from Rasputin but why did he do it? Unfortunately, eventually, Rasputin would one day discover that with great power comes great responsibility. Once he did, where did Rasputin’s dick supposedly end up? All that and more on this episode from the archives. Sorry about the sound quality...

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • #256 Christmas Goblins Ride You Like a Cowboy - Kallikantzaros
    Dec 24 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe our most mischievous but kind of pointless festive trouble-makers yet, the Christmas Goblins. Known in ancient antiquity such as ancient greek culture as Kallikantzaros, these things have been rodeo’ing strangers and weeing on flowerbeds in between trying to cause the end of the world. For millennia. But can we find any evidence of their existence? What if we told you that we can? Allegedly. Truthfully. If you were born on one of the twelve days of Christmas, you just might turn in to one of these creatures. Unless someone singed your toes as a baby… All that and more on this week’s episode (released two days earlier than usual - Happy Christmas probers).

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    Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

    Sources:

    Archaeology dot com: https://www.archaeology.wiki/blog/2016/04/01/the-goblins-kαλικάντζαροι-of-the-twelve-days-of-christmas/

    Argophilia: https://www.argophilia.com/news/kallikantzaroi-greek-christmas-goblins/232499/amp/

    Hannah Fielding: https://hannahfielding.net/goblins-of-greek-folklore/

    Boxing Day Wrecking Spree of 2020 via Edinburgh News: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/disgusting-boxing-day-vandals-went-on-vehicle-wrecking-spree-in-musselburgh-3079519

    The Five Bus Stop Spree of Moorthorpe via Wakefield Express: https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/five-bus-stops-on-single-road-mindlessly-vandalised-in-boxing-day-rampage-176184

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    43 mins
  • #255 Asfan & The Dark - the Nanesti Light
    Dec 19 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a red light in the sky above Nanesti, Romania, witnessed by many. But also not captured by any. Was this a military device or spy technology, or was this of extraterrestrial origin? It was accompanied by a power cut. Does that make it more or less likely to be of extraterrestrial origin? Do you believe in ASFAN? All that and more on this episode.

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    26 mins
  • #254 Kidnapped by Bigfoot - Abduction of Albert Ostman
    Dec 12 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged encounter with a family of Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Saggy’s we mean Sassy’s. Yes this is the Sassy Saga Part 3. Albert Ostman went for a holiday at the picturesque and isolated Toba Inlet in British Columbia in 1924. Albert didn’t bank on getting abducted by a tribe of Bigfoot during his holiday though! Albert was held captive for several days but it turns out that Bigfoot like snuff a little too much… Albert kept quiet about his encounter for 24 years before finally coming clean with his story when Albert was in his fifties. Was Albert believable? Alongside that, this case uncovers that Bigfoot wear utility belts… All that and more on this week’s probe.

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    Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

    Sources:

    New York Times reproduction of the 1924 Albert Ostman story: https://www.nytimes.com/1974/01/20/archives/stalking-the-sasquatch-its-hard-to-prove-that-something-even-a.html

    Sasquatch Alberta Albert Ostman summary: https://sasquatchalberta.com/classic-encounters/albert-ostmans-abduction/

    Green, John. (1978) Sasquatch: The Apes Among Us. British Columbia, Canada: Hancock House.

    British Columbia summary of Toba Inlet: https://britishcolumbia.com/plan-your-trip/regions-and-towns/vancouver-coast-mountains/toba-inlet/

    Squatch Stories YouTube summary: https://youtu.be/1J9eUQyIFMo?si=NDSf6TOZl9gAsLBE

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    43 mins
  • #253 Rockville Aliens Encounter of 1969 - Come Get Some
    Dec 5 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the famously little known Rockville alien sightings of May 1969. Not just one alien either. Not even just two. We are talking three aliens. Three damnit! Not only did Mike Luczkowich see these creatures and find tracks at a later date but there was a further witness who saw a UFO mere moments earlier. Legitimate evidence! Is this Maryland, Virginia’s most legitimate case ever? I mean sure, it probably isn’t but it could be. Are the cases of aliens wearing overalls too numerous to doubt at this point? More importantly, did Mike get some? Alongside that we ponder who the biggest Funko Popper is? All that and more on this week’s file.

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    Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

    Sources:

    Before It’s News: https://m.beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2014/05/alien-close-encounter-in-rockville-virginia-2468676.html

    Skylook (MUFON) Issue 93 page 7: https://dailydialectics.com/space/MUFON/MUFON%20UFO%20Journal%20-%201975%208.%20August%20-%20Skylook.pdf

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    39 mins
  • #252 Disappearing Space Slippers (Kev’s Annual Cycle 2024)
    Nov 28 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe three related yet unrelated disappearances. Including reappearance. But those reappearances were several hundred miles away, instantly. Yes. Three people in recent provable unproved history have disappeared and reappeared many, many miles away. Alongside that, as it’s Kev’s birthday, Mr Moonwalker once again gives Kev the choice, Mr Moonwalker, never, had. All that and more on this episode.

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    32 mins
  • #251 UFO Invasion of Farmington, New Mexico
    Nov 21 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged alien invasion in New Mexico. We are talking Independence Day levels of invasion here. Not one, none two, but more than five hundred UFO’s, allegedly. Were the military involved? Or can space science explain this one way? It’s not easy to science this one off when the crafts were moving independently of each other, witnessed by hundreds of people as they headed for a head-on collision and then changed direction. Yup. All that and more on this weeks episode.

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    30 mins
  • #250 Mr Fritz the Haunted Ventriloquist Doll from World War Two
    Nov 14 2024

    The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Mr Fritz, a potentially haunted, or possessed ventriloquist doll from the era of World War Two. Billy Booth was a US soldier sadly killed towards the end of the war, just before the Prisoner of War camp Billy was captured within was liberated. Billy, a former children’s entertainer, had brought a little light relief to the camp with his ventriloquist act and to keep his memory alive, Billy’s friends sent Billy’s doll Mr Fritz to Billy’s family after they were free. The doll was freaky as sh!t and ended up being passed from owner to owner before ending up in the hands of a magician who knew how to limit the dolls now otherworldly activity for you see, Mr Fritz, continued to move by himself. It’s been said that this tale holds the most legitimate evidence of paranormal activity ever discovered. Because we said it. All that and more on this week’s file.

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    Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

    Sources:

    Dan Blaine’s blog: http://www.danbaines.com/blog/the-disturbing-tale-of-mr-fritz-the-haunted-ventriloquist-dummy-of-stalag-iib/15/10/2019

    Dan Baines’ YouTube link: https://youtu.be/vNe3tCdKG9o

    Back up YouTube link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p3hXH1xBNQ

    Mirror Newspaper article: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/haunting-moment-second-world-war-20648629

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    50 mins