Can You Don't?

By: Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
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  • Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
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  • Can You Don't? | Doodle. Cougar. Whippets. Balls of Fire.

    Can You Don't? | Doodle. Cougar. Whippets. Balls of Fire.
    Jan 1 2025

    Is there anything worse than making a clever joke, someone doesn't get it, then you have to spend the next few minutes explaining why the joke was funny but now no one cares and everyone is sad? Let's talk about that, how many people are actually millionaires in the USA, the worst place to get caught while calling out sick from work, finding out that cougar meat taste pretty damn good, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Free Coffee. Robbery. Optometrist. Fart Walk.

    Can You Don't? | Free Coffee. Robbery. Optometrist. Fart Walk.
    Dec 25 2024

    You know when you're out in public and you can easily tell someone is going to be a problem? Well, Joe had an experience in a Verizon store he would like to share with you. Let's talk about that, having to chew your food for five minutes every single bite, why the heck are 'Lords a Leaping' so dang expensive, a thrilling dining experience so long as your disgruntled ex isn't the crane operator, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/0_WxcB2y-dc


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Musical. Splash Pads. Dashes. Pizza Pilot.

    Can You Don't? | Musical. Splash Pads. Dashes. Pizza Pilot.
    Dec 18 2024

    Are you a fan of musicals? What if you had to basically live inside one for the rest of your life? Let's talk about that, the nicest airline pilot of all the time, trying to fight a polar bear in order to save your wife but still get in trouble for not doing the dishes, how much jerking off is too much jerking off, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/iEUS7CeWnDI


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 27 mins

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laughing equivalent to "ugly crying" at work

every time a new episode is released i make myself wait to listen until i go to work. i work nights for a remodel crew and we work in Wal-Mart's so i end up listening through my ear buds and laughing so hard I'm crying, with the occasional drool- poor customers walking by likely think I'm having a seizure lol! keep up the awesome, you two!
your favorite music journalist,
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super funny

Keep up the funny Joe and Bryan. Looking forward to more. As a former dummy, solid 3/5.

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Joe and Bwyan are hilarious

I can’t tell you how many times I listen and relisten to this show. Joe and Bwyan are so funny!! Love the show so much!

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Poor replacement for IWD

Personal drama of the Bad Magic team aside, CYD just isn't funny. BF and I would teeter back and forth between TS, STD, and IWD, the latter being his favorite while STD was and still is mine (Anabelle all the way!!). While we were sad when Dan left IWD to concentrate on his other podcasts (and we still listen to all things Bad Magic), we were excited when a new podcast was born. However, CYD are just two guys, neither relevant or comical in their stories and unfortunately just plain stupid. Dumb things you can learn from, but stupid rarely gets any better. BF and I will re-listen to old IWD (and new TS, STD) episodes, but will leave CYD far behind. Good luck to CYD, but this isn't Barney n Fred, that's for sure.

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terrible reproduction of "is we dumb"

Listened to the first 5 episodes, of what should have replaced "is we dumb". Turns out Dan, who left the old show, had all the talent. This new show sucks.

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You certainly are dumb

How about you just don't. Joe, gargle my balls. It's clear who the talent was. Bryan needs to get as far away from that self sabotaging dipsh!t as possible.

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