A special double length holiday episode where we look at what started as two but became three things and we just totally derailed.

Karate.

Christmas.

The Aurora Colorado Theater Shooting of 2013.

Eric Roberts.

We dive into the warped fucked up world of Ken Del Vecchio and things will never be the same.

This holiday season is destined to be an unforgettable one, but for not the reasons one expects. So let's have a moment of joy with the fun silliness that is this film.

Demons from hell. Chess playing baboons. Jacked up saber tooth tigers. Questionable troglodytes. Rocky III. And a bird foot.

All this and more awaits you in this supposedly G rated film that would most easily be PG or PG-13 today.

We continue G rated month my moving away from the stench that was Doogle and going with a film that is way too deep for a kid's film.

I do not think we will ever recover from this one.

Once in a while, Asylum puts out a film so craptastic that it cannot be ignored. This is one of them.

This film does not have the juice.