Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

By: Dave and Paul
  • Summary

  • Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
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Episodes
  • We Talk Crocs, The Female Orgasm, and Woman's Fun DNA Test Ends in Murder Arrest!
    Dec 15 2024

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    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!
    • David hates something!
    • Paul's zen vibe!
    • Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!
    • McDonald's pop tastes different!
    • Crocs are ridiculous!
    • Jibbitz! They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!
    • It's called UNSCHOOLING!
    • Dave's fear of children!
    • Hernia fun!
    • Surgeon's offices suck!
    • Facebook reels!
    • Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!
    • The straight man is the problem!
    • Marry your gay best friend!
    • We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!
    • Music was crap, though!
    • Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!
    • CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic!
    • Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight!
    • 23 and Jail!
    • Say it ain't so, grandma!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Ninja slushie machine!
    • Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid!
    • Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs!
    • Gen Alpha Brainrot!
    • Unschooling! Make your kid a moron!
    • Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1!
    • Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2!
    • Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022!
    • The Thirst Trap Assassin!
    • United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"!
    • Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder!


    Music Credit!
    Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!
    Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/


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    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    43 mins
  • We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder!
    Dec 7 2024

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    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Black mold everywhere!
    • It's Brittany Murphy, David!
    • We ain't dead yet!
    • We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!
    • Oz was dark!
    • The book was darker!
    • Let's make life a musical!
    • Dave's uneven!
    • We missed you all! Sorry for being away!
    • Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time!
    • News is banned from our house now!
    • Please, universe! Let us go extinct!
    • Leonard!
    • We get to sing the Friday Night Song!
    • Bong Crisby!
    • We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild!
    • Teslas come with free cremations!
    • Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"!
    • Look at me! Look at me! Look at MEEEEEEEE!
    • The CEO murder was intense!
    • CEOs are jerks! Healthcare CEOs are monsters!
    • Are you worth more alive or dead?!
    • Children are scary!
    • Paul's TikTok withdrawal is coming a la Trainspotting!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
    • Posterior fusion surgery!
    • Cybertruck fire death 1!
    • Cybertruck fire death 2!
    • Tesla fire death!
    • Cybertruck tire rim breaks!
    • Cybertruck injures dog!
    • Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss!
    • United Healthcare used AI to deny coverage!
    • Insurance AI denials!


    Music Credit!
    Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!
    Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/


    Visit Our Patreon!

    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    46 mins
  • Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
    Sep 15 2024

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    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Paul's irritation!
    • Irritating tics!
    • Leonard!
    • Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
    • Little brother, Dave!
    • White person taco night!
    • Pico de Gallo!
    • Boring recipes!
    • Paul's delicious salad dressing!
    • "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
    • Bring that sass!
    • Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
    • Paul doesn't give a S**T!
    • Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
    • World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
    • Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
    • "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
    • Bad movie sequels!
    • Dumpy is screwing Looney!
    • Dave's algorithm is kittens!
    • Facebook addiction is real!
    • You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
    • Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
    • Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
    • Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
    • Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
    • Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
    • Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
    • Boar's Head Meat recall!
    • "English Teacher" on Wiki!
    • Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
    • Raygun AI Assisted routine!
    • Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
    • 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
    • Kidz Bop website!
    • Kidz Bop Videos!
    • "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
    • Wrapped Cybertrucks!
    • Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!


    Music Credit!
    Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/


    Visit Our Patreon!

    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    48 mins

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