Episodes

  • He Parked the Nuke
    Apr 3 2025

    On this jam packed episode of Goalless… The guys ponder if OnlyFans can fix Barcelona’s financial issues, Liverpool get Merseyside Derby revenge, Arsenal loses Gabriel for the season, Aston Villa’s magical run, and a curious case of recurring injuries for Neymar. Plus, another round of club or country and so much more. Tap in!

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    46 mins
  • Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser)
    Mar 27 2025

    On this episode of Goalless… Trent Alexander Arnold is (reportedly) heading to Real Madrid, the guys react to a disastrous weekend for US Soccer, and look at some of the best moments in FA Cup upset history. Plus, Eli Lesser joins to talk promotion and relegation coming to America, his LA Galaxy origins, and the best away trips in MLS.

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    46 mins
  • God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson)
    Mar 20 2025

    On this episode of Goalless… Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The Carabao Cup final saw Newcastle lift their first trophy in 56 years, the race for top 5 is heating up, and could there be 11 English teams playing in Europe next season? Plus, the magisterial Ray Hudson joins us to talk about some of his best ever goal calls, his love of Newcastle, and working with Witty.

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    52 mins
  • Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe)
    Mar 14 2025

    On this episode of Goalless… the Champions League quarterfinals are set. Alvarez’s double kick, Liverpool’s exit, Lamine Yamal’s brilliance, and does Manchester United’s newly proposed 2.6 billion dollar stadium look like an infected nipple? Plus, Rebecca Lowe joins to talk Crystal Palace’s FA Cup run, her time on Ted Lasso, walking to school with Peter Crouch, and more!

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    54 mins
  • The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)
    Mar 7 2025

    On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us to talk about how FIFA made him a wolves fan, World Cup 94, the world’s best kits, Detroit City FC and finally, The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show.

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    51 mins
  • Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro)
    Feb 27 2025

    On this episode of GoalLess… a busy weekend in the Premier League, Manchester United’s cost cutting measures, a quick look ahead to next week’s Champions League, and the guys relive some hilarious drunken sports moments. Plus, comedian and actor Arturo Castro joins to talk about Guatemala, Bayern Munich, Messi, and watching PSG Barcelona in between takes of Narcos.

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    53 mins
  • The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris)
    Feb 21 2025

    On this episode of Goalless… A round up of the Champions League knockout stage, predictions for the round of 16, Villa 2 Liverpool 2, and Rafael Toloi literally and figuratively sees red. Plus, Kieran Morris joins us to tell us the story of the Honduran Maradona and his history of pranking Sky Sports.

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    48 mins
  • Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby)
    Feb 14 2025

    On this episode of GoalLess… Man City vs Real Madrid, an amazing atmosphere at Celtic Park, and a Merseyside Derby for the ages. Plus Rhys Darby joins us to talk about his mom as a manager, Next Goal Wins, and we discover a new way to do the news.

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    50 mins