Y'all. It's Navy SEAL Times this Christmas with THE NAVY SEAL'S CHRISTMAS BRIDE by Cora Seton! We've lovingly renamed it THE NAVY SEAL'S GENDER ESSENTIALIST CAMPAIGN OF HARRASSMENT TO GET A CHRISTMAS BRIDE. Get ready for gender essentialism to the max, competing for HONOR, and acrobatic schmexy times that BLEW OUR MINDS. We call this book

Bonus Content: we thought we had seen it all, salmon ladders, Sabrina's delusional thoughts about her physical capabilities, American Ninja Warrior courses, men needing to be coddled at home, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

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Happy Christmas week, HBs! We're bringing you two holiday novellas this week. Today is HAVE YOURSELF A BILLIONAIRE FOR CHRISTMAS by Tracey Livesay!

Bonus Content: Taylor Swift's private jet, "Come here, you stupid ducky" AKA translating nursery rhyme lyrics, pathetic blanket vulvas, and so much more!

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HBs!!!! We're back for [art 2 of THE GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn, the 7th book in the Orc Sworn series. When we left off, Rathgar had just gotten Geva to be very vulnerable in front of all of his kin and then he called her easy and cheap. I still don’t think I’ve recovered. Reconciliation seems like a really big ask, but Finley Fenn has convinced us of more in the past!

Lady Loves:

Mel: sleeping in separate rooms on occasion! Sometimes even the daintiest of ladies snore and their partner might benefit from a good night of sleep. There's no shame in it!

Sabrina: Adding a protein shake to coffee as the creamer to make sure you're packing in some macronutrients.

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HBs!!!! We're back! Yeah, we're back at Orc (Splash) Mountain! Mel and Sabrina are recapping THE GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn, the 7th book in her Orc Sworn series. Geva Okoro is a damn good governess working for terrible people. And then she's forced to help an orc pirate steal all their stuff! Instead of trying to flee and hide as a Black woman in a very white region, this orc offers to hire her for a fake relationship! Y'all. This is the book in which Finley Fenn took come play to the next level for Melody. Scent is VERY IMPORTANT to orcs! Part 2 is tomorrow!

Bonus Content: Sabrina is back in this orc hole, realizing some childhood memories were actually dreams, Orc Sworn Next Gen requests, orcs can smell ANYthing (unless they don't), the pals explain their clan identification, yes we are Orc Sworn anthropologists, and so much more!

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of GET A LIFE, CHLOE BROWN by Talia Hibbert!

Bonus content: first kiss PSA, CPTSD reactions, and so much more!

Lady Loves

Sabrina: Pattern Keeper! It's an android app and it will change your crafting game.

Mel: it's hot pot season! Having friends over for a night of good food in the cold weather is wonderful!

We’ll be back next week with our recap of The GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn!

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Hey HBs! Mel and Sabrina are here to recap GET A LIFE, CHLOE BROWN by Talia Hibbert! It's one of their favorite contemporary romance series, so get ready for a lot of cackling and swooning!

Bonus Content: is Sabrina a MapQuest person now? (down with the "fancy sky computers!"), having someone up your email game just by being incredibly clever charming, great fibromyalgia rep, being too much and not enough, and so much more!

Content Warning: discussions of chronic illness and pain, discussions of domestic abuse.

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The pals are here to finish up Hot Frosty! Is there a murder? Yes. Is there still an HEA? Allegedly!!

Bonus Content: eggs in nog, and so much more!

Lady Love

The whole group: do the dumb, or low priority thing when you need to!!!

Content warning for discussions of possible child predation, racial dynamics, police brutality, and immigration.

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Hey HBs! Nic is here to chat with Mel and Sabrina about the new Netflix sensation Hot Frosty! In this heartwarming film, a very chiseled baby snowman eludes the police while teaching a local widow how to love again.

Bonus Content: V saying "alright, big boy" to her swimming instructor, Nic is our Christmas movie consultant, this movie was made in the spiritual breakroom of all other Christmas movies, that's a baby snowman, defund the police, and so much more!

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