• S2E5: At Least I'm Not a Leaky Cauldron
    Dec 20 2024

    Hey Bestie! It's starting to look a lot like Christmas and 2025 - crazy right?! Karlie + Steph can’t wrap their heads around it either.

    In this festive episode, Steph shares an eventful, and equal parts embarrassing and mysterious story about a recently eventful spin class. We also reminisce about our wild party days, which are mostly behind us now, because we're hashtag adults wink wink.

    While crazy nights might be a thing of the past, we're still embracing our goofy millennial vibes—just with fewer hot mess moments.

    Like we said - this one is a real doozy.

    So, pour yourself some cocoa (or bubbly) and join the festive fun!

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    30 mins
  • S2E4: It’s giving “girls’ night in, deep convos until 2 a.m.” vibes
    Dec 6 2024

    This episode is all about emotions—big ones, weird ones, and everything in between. We’re talking dogs terrified of rain, the rollercoaster of being and dealing with moody teens dealing with crazy hormones as woman, wondering out loud if we're empaths and then quickly deciding we're not but our bodies are, etc.

    Oh, and of course, we dive into generational trauma and breaking cycles, because why not get deep AF?

    What can we say? We’ve got a lot of feelings.

    Grab a glass of red wine for this one—it’s giving “girls’ night in, deep convos until 2 a.m.” vibes.

    Fair warning (or perhaps we should say mild trigger warning: we laugh (a lot) about things we probably shouldn’t, like peanut allergies (blame Louis CK), houseplants knocking people (ahem Steph) out, and an irrational fear of elevators.

    Whether this episode made you laugh, cry, smile, or all of the above, let us know! Don’t forget to leave us a 5-star rating and review wherever you listen to your podcasts!


    PS - Here’s the Louis Ck bit about peanuts :)

    https://youtu.be/XLGzFQg_1xc?feature=shared

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    44 mins
  • S2E3: The Holiday Episode That Happened by Accident
    Dec 1 2024

    Karlie and Steph are diving headfirst into all things holiday season! From hosting and decorating to cooking, cleaning, and debating whether holiday calories even count (spoiler: they don’t).

    So grab a cozy cup of cocoa, rock your favorite Christmas sweater, and settle in for an unexpectedly on theme, festive AF chat with your favorite besties.

    P.S. Sorry the abrupt ending . Whoopsies!

    P.S. (S?). Don’t forget to sprinkle some love by leaving us a 5-star rating and review on your go-to listening platform!


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    36 mins
  • S2E2: ChatGPT Had No Idea How to Describe This Conversation
    Nov 22 2024

    In this episode, we cover it all: the ridiculousness of little dogs with big personalities & no concept of personal space, Steph’s french colleague’s unexpected use of “y’all,” and the beauty of Kalamazoo, Michigan (which is a real place).

    We dive into the impossibility of learning a new language (Spanish is hard!), our disdain for solar panels, & Karlie’s long-awaited AC victory. Meatball is crowned Karlie’s spirit animal, while Steph reflects on the questionable practicality of her Spanish minor.

    A wild ride of tangents and laughs, this episode truly defies description.


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    35 mins
  • S2E1: Losing an eyeball and Discovering Tarzan
    Nov 16 2024

    We are BACK BESTIES!


    Though taking a break is always nice (and gives us time to save up on life + content ideas) we have to admit - it was too BIG of a break! We missed YOU! And each other <3


    In this week’s episode, Kar and Steph scold one another for lack of happy hour venting for the past few months, and take time to catch up on their summer vacations. These included lots of wedding celebrations and a cab ride with a strip club DJ turned mafia gangster, turned prison escapee, turned cab company owner. Say whaaaaaaat!


    The goofy duo also talks about all things aging (BOO) but also, do they care? And how costly being #healthygirls is these days.


    There’s so much that happened on S2 E1! And so much more to come.


    Grab your bubbly, get snuggly, and join our happy hour!

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    35 mins
  • E19: BJ Shots, Retirement Plans & Angry Puppies
    Jul 26 2024

    Part 2 of 2 here, bestie! Welcome back to your favorite happy hour. The dynamic duo continue their conversation - starting with blow job shots, dipping into their plans for retirement, and of course - their choice to run for presidency. Vote the Hey Bestie Pod for president! Listen in as Steph talks about how her dogs want to make murder claims during bath time and why Karlie refuses to turn left. Before we let you listen, bestie… What’s the funniest high school story you have that has to do with paranoid decisions because you had your party pants on?! Let us know how it compares to the ending of this episode!Enter

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    29 mins
  • E18: We’re adulting (kinda, sorta) so we deserve some bubbly
    Jul 19 2024

    Hey bestie! We just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge - and celebrate- the fact that we are adulting. We may occasionally forget what day it is, or drink way too much champagne (that will probably never go away ok), but know that we ARE definitely adulting. How, you ask? Well - pull up a seat, grab yourself a bloody Maria or a green tea shot, and join us at part one of our two part happy hour. We’ll tell you ALL about it hehe. Be sure to let us know in the comments - how are you adulting these days? How are you not? How are you celebrating and living your best life, either way?


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    22 mins
  • E17: Bales of Hay & Blades of Grass
    Jul 3 2024


    Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever been drunk?

    And what’s the boldest thing you’ve ever done for the sake of beauty?

    At this week’s happy hour, your favorite long distance besties giggle over a recent drunken visit to the vet (oops) and a late night DIY haircut.

    All we can really tell you beyond that is… thank god for our husbands. Truly. We’d both be lost without them.

    Grab yourself a gigantic margarita & pull up a chair bestie, ‘cus we’ve got some serious catching up to do!

    Ps - is your hair more like bales of hay or blades of grass? We NEED to know.

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    32 mins