• Conquistador de Pantalones: Confessions of a Knife-Wielding Tattoo Pyromaniac

  • Sep 27 2024
  • Length: 37 mins
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Conquistador de Pantalones: Confessions of a Knife-Wielding Tattoo Pyromaniac

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  • Step into the flame-kissed world of Conquistador de Pantalones (aka 'Pants'), the chef who never met a fire he didn't like or a knife he couldn't twirl. In this scorching episode of 'You're Not Special,' we're turning up the heat with the industry's favorite tattooed troublemaker.

    Join us as Pants explains why chefs are the perfect blend of pyromania and precision, turning what most people's mothers warned them about (playing with knives and fire) into a legitimate career choice. From kitchen war stories to culinary confessions, this episode is hotter than a salamander on Saturday night.

    Featured burns include:

    • Why chefs are just professional psychopaths with better knife skills
    • The truth about kitchen tattoos: merit badges or warning signs?
    • How to turn pyromania into a paycheck
    • Why the best chefs are just grown-up kids who never stopped playing with fire

    Warning: This episode contains explicit language, questionable life choices, and enough fire-related puns to set off your smoke detector. Listener discretion (and a fire extinguisher) is advised.
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