Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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  • Summary

  • A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!
    © 2021 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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Episodes
  • Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”

    Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”
    Jan 22 2025
    Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Arachnophobia.Dir. Frank Marshall Writers Don Jakoby, Al Williams, Wesley StrickWAYS YOU CAN HELP THOSE AFFECTED BY THE LOS ANGELES WILDFIRES - Please feel free to share any and all of these links:Our Friends' GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-travis-and-linda-after-eaton-fireOngoing list of Mutual Aid: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlviewDisplaced Black Families GoFundMe donation links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pK5omSsD4KGhjEHCVgcVw-rd4FZP9haoijEx1mSAm5c/editGeneral GoFundMe donation list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Jk3r5t549EoDv-aLhHXx15-If9FgDew7pDMU9WRWA0/edit?usp=sharing LA Fire Mutual Aid Resources: https://www.fireaid.info/ LA Fire Forum for Survivors: https://lafires.iolovesyou.com/ Pro Bono Therapy for Los Angeles Wildfires: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uAMVz8TQMzShQeuEA6kmOP0jyRN7qe1Iiqb6JOLTPqg/edit?usp=sharing Buy Nothing Group for LA Fire Survivors: https://m.facebook.com/groups/9137510746327928/?ref=share&mibextid=wwXIfr IN PERSON Volunteer and Donation Opps: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eaSXTYlLY_spJ-_w43ac55qu6X4YtgApgRGfads3cM4/edit?usp=sharing Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeKKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”

    Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”
    Jan 15 2025
    Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help!Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown”Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on melons… FINALLY. Also, and most importantly, may we introduce to you our new best bro, Jerry Tooneytown. Most most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Dark Song.Dir. Liam GavinWriter Liam GavinWAYS YOU CAN HELP - Please feel free to share any and all of these links:Our Friends' GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-travis-and-linda-after-eaton-fireOngoing list of Mutual Aid: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlviewDisplaced Black Families GoFundMe donation links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pK5omSsD4KGhjEHCVgcVw-rd4FZP9haoijEx1mSAm5c/editGeneral GoFundMe donation list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Jk3r5t549EoDv-aLhHXx15-If9FgDew7pDMU9WRWA0/edit?usp=sharing LA Fire Mutual Aid Resources: https://www.fireaid.info/LA Fire Forum for Survivors: https://lafires.iolovesyou.com/Pro Bono Therapy for Los Angeles Wildfires: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uAMVz8TQMzShQeuEA6kmOP0jyRN7qe1Iiqb6JOLTPqg/edit?usp=sharingBuy Nothing Group for LA Fire Survivors: https://m.facebook.com/groups/9137510746327928/?ref=share&mibextid=wwXIfrIN PERSON Volunteer and Donation Opps: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eaSXTYlLY_spJ-_w43ac55qu6X4YtgApgRGfads3cM4/edit?usp=sharing KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcastRock with the girls on TikTok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”

    Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”
    Jan 8 2025

    Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Trap.

    Dir. M. Night Shyamalan

    Writer M. Night Shyamalan


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 hrs and 25 mins

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