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This week we cover:

Ku Klux Kandle - Body Shop waxes lyrical with explanation after snowflakes complain of Snowed In candle's "racist" look:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13951497/Bath-Body-Works-apologizes-candles-compared-Ku-Klux-Klan-hood-social-media-Not-KKKandle.html

Hurricanine - dog survives being tied to a post and abandoned in path of Hurricane Milton:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwylzxkd5e7o

Recalcitrant robot roams room ranting racist and rude remarks:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/10/crazy-tech-world-hacked-robot-vacuum-goes-around/

... whilst Roboshark fools visitors at Chinese aquarium:

https://nypost.com/2024/10/14/lifestyle/aquariums-star-whale-shark-shocks-visitors-because-it-turned-out-to-be-a-robot/

Coon Stunt - woman calls cops after hand-fed raccoons fetch more than a hundred friends for follow-up feast:

https://nypost.com/2024/10/08/us-news/washington-woman-calls-cops-after-yard-taken-over-by-more-than-100-raccoons/

X restored in South American country after Musk caves in to Brazil's nuts from tyrannical x-treme left:

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/elon-musks-x-reinstated-in-brazil-after-it-agrees-to-pay-fines-ban-accounts/

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