Episodes

  • Episode 313 | We Cry Together

    Episode 313 | We Cry Together
    Oct 22 2024
    Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal were holding down the fort in the 6, and Julian was in the Carolinas trying to asses the damage done by his GOAT (15:40), Demaris was in New York at an event called 'Bottle Wars', causing the team to pass well-deserved judgement over her and what she does in her free time (21:00). Speaking of judgement, is Martha Stewart a bad person (25:40)? The iconic businesswoman has a documentary coming out October 30th, and in it she discusses what led to the dissolution of her marriage - including some secrets she kept for over 30 years. We discuss some other things we're currently watching, including Love Is Blind, and consider bringing Clay back as a correspondent (36:00). In other media news, the democrats put on an advertising masterclass (insert sarcasm) with their latest voting ad (39:58). The team is split on how they feel about it. Kendrick sat down with SZA for a chat for Harper's Bazaar, and we discuss some of the things both artists said that touched us personally (54:45). Julian is over the moon about a new Tyler project that's coming next week, we review his latest snippet, and give our usual predictions on what we expect and hope for with his forthcoming release (1:13:19). We have voicemails! The first is a guy whose lying a** ex won't leave his momma and church home alone (1:31:10), and the second (trigger warning: STI'S, Depression, self-harm) is from a guy who tried to fornicate his way through depression, and ended up catching an incurable STI (1:53:06). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 21 mins
  • Episode 312 | 3rd Leg Of Separation

    Episode 312 | 3rd Leg Of Separation
    Oct 18 2024
    Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral when Kayla explained why dressing up as Teyana Taylor was her most embarrassing moment (2:16). Meanwhile, Mal is having a hard time understanding why women allegedly don't take accountability for being wrong or apologize, which leads into a conversation about being self-aware, as Julian presents us with a study (and Mal presents Rory with examples) to show us just how unaware we are (16:15). Julia Fox said that dating Kanye West was the worst thing that ever happened to her, and Azealia Banks tore her a new one (34:35). Kanye's mental health becomes the topic, and we ask each other about the biggest mental health hurdle we've ever had to deal with from a significant other (41:52). Speaking of issues, a man named Gucci3rdLeg exists. We don't STD shame, but we encourage everyone to never provide fellatio to a Corpus spongiosum that has an open lesion, for their own health and safety (48:35). We have voicemails! The first one is from a man asking if his coworker is mentally off for buying her own flowers (1:05:16), and the second is a woman who's boo has some friends crossing boundaries (1:17:31). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/RORYMAL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Episode 311 | Are Journalists Bigger Than Artists?

    Episode 311 | Are Journalists Bigger Than Artists?
    Oct 15 2024
    Happy Tuesday Gang! The crew is back after. Long weekend of nothing. We start with some light banter, and then discuss an interesting theory Rory has about the last few releases from the Big 3 not being on DSP's, and how that will affect how artists release music moving forward (09:58). On another side of twitter, Russ got into a war with the journalists about who needs who more - the journalists or the artists. We discuss whether you can maintain journalistic integrity if your interview is sponsored by the artist (28:58). Speaking of journalism in hip-hop, Wayno is currently being criticized for his comments about Dreamville v. TDE after sharing info from private conversations had backstage at Dreamville Fest (57:22). He calls in to stand on business, as well as clear up misconceptions that people might have (1:12:41). GloRilla is given her flowers for her new album 'Glorious' (1:19:12) quickly, before Demaris and Mal get into a spirited discussion about which one of them is the bigger gaslighter (1:27:13). Comment and let us know who you think it is. We have voicemails! The first is from a woman who is married but still in love with her ex and wants advice on how to move forward (1:22:58), and the next is from a teacher is trying to figure out a way to make certain inappropriate slang stop being used in her classroom (1:46:30). We also discuss Bronny & his dad's first game together, Bow Wow's comments on Diddy missing from the black Hollywood scene, Ty Dolly $'s viral track leak, + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Episode 310 | Cole Is Free

    Episode 310 | Cole Is Free
    Oct 11 2024
    Happy Friday guys. Without much do, we get right into conversation that has taken over the culture - J. Cole's song 'Port Antonio' that addresses his feelings on the rap beef and his place in (and outside of) it. The conversation gets heated as the cast cant seem to reach an agreement on Cole's drop and the future of his career, as well as why he should or shouldn't ever speak about the beef again. Eventually we move on and discuss YSL Woody and Jussie Smollett both dying on the hill that houses their insane lies (1:01:48). Speaking of legendary liars, Jaguar Wright put Piers Morgan in a sticky situation with Beyoncé and Jay-Z's lawyers (1:07:25). We have voicemails! The first one is about a guy wanting advice on whether or not to lie on his resume (1:14:33), and the second wants advice on how to avoid being a fuckboy (1:23:09). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator

    Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator
    Oct 8 2024
    Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live chat that we had with our patreon members, and the advice we gave to one of our own (4:00). Mal actually left the house this weekend, so we get a movie review and his side of the story of how he spent a night out with Rory & friends (22:30). The internet is claiming that a famous NFL star is the culprit that tore Cardi’s family apart, we speculate and catch up on the latest drama with the famous couple (33:41). Mal insists that this level of wh*ring is exclusive to the new women, while Rory gets vulnerable and tells the truth about why his family ran to America (44:48). The internet is also in an uproar about an alleged shot to Jay-Z from Drake via an instagram story post; Rory & Mal butt heads on what exactly it could mean (58:55). Kendrick made his Grammy submissions (what do you think he’ll win?) (1:17:35) while Safaree got kicked out of Gag City (1:25:35). Would you be excited to see tyga as an opening act? Let us know in the comments. Mal refuses to ask his artist friends for tickets and that causes a discussion about appearing too cool (1:33:48). We have voicemails! The first is from the a guy who doesnt like the amount of makeup his gf wears (1:52:19), and the second is from a young woman asking us for help with getting her family to accept the idea(1:59:25). After voicemails, Mal shares with us his favorite part of having a twin sister, and we give a review on the Menendez brothers story as well as Aaron Hernandez’ (2:28:00). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 53 mins
  • Episode 308 | Entertainment Purposes Only...

    Episode 308 | Entertainment Purposes Only...
    Oct 4 2024
    We have a bit of a morbid rolling start. Julian saved a woman’s life which led to other near deleted experiences. We hard transition into Jaguar Wright’s appearance on Piers Morgan (10:15). We speculate over her claims about Jay-Z and his alleged involvement with the Diddy camp and beyond. Does Jaguar have credibility? And should she be allowed on these platforms? Into actual music, “Million Dollar Baby” man, Tommy Rich, claims he “isn’t hiphop” (21:14). We discuss him possibly being the next Post Malone. But at what cost? Beyonce has submitted ‘Cowboy Carter’ for the Grammy Country category. We go over her credibility and bring up Luke Combs recent comments about Beyonce (28:46). It’s officially spooky season and the hottest costume this year is the BBL Drizzy from Fashionova (43:55). Staying on viral news, Moo Deng is the official mascot off the podcast (sorry Baisley) (48:00). Then we send our condolences to everyone affected by Hurricane Helene. It’s time for voicemails (59:15). We cover three callers today. We discuss getting a girlfriend’s name tatted, friends beefing over the same girl, and do heavy girls still give the best gawk? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this and more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 307 | Your Favorite Verse Might Be AI

    Episode 307 | Your Favorite Verse Might Be AI
    Oct 1 2024
    Happy Tuesday! Demaris is back, healthy, and ready to get in the guys’ a** about the way they spoke on women behind her back. After posing a question to Mal and getting into a heavy back and forth (we do start yelling, so FF if needed), we do a palate cleanse - Beyonce’s latest Levis ad on a (respectful) loop (30:15). A bunch of new music has been released, and with new music comes new speculations. Do you think an artist can sneak an AI verse out without us noticing? Mal has some opinions on the Playboi Carti x Weeknd track, and whats next for artists renting out their likeness (37:16). J. Cole is rapping better than everyone… still… and we challenge Mal to name somebody better, as well give predictions for what will happen when The Fall Off drops (1:05:37). We also get you guys up to date to smaller projects and singles that we’re currently listening to (1:21:10). The Knicks had an interesting weekend, we ask the loyal fans on the team how theyre coping with the trade and season predictions (1:32:50). We have voicemails (1:49:43)! The first is from a man asking if he needs to be taken to homie court, which leads Rory to share a story on his experience in sharing women with homeboys. The second is from a man who is struggling with new parenthood and his relationship, and Rory and the gang give him some advice on how to not lose his family (2:05:40). Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 28 mins
  • Episode 306 | AND DID!!!

    Episode 306 | AND DID!!!
    Sep 27 2024
    It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a Roc chain after going to a show at S.O.B.’s (1:46). Meanwhile, the United Nations assembly is taking over NYC and Mayor Adams is seemingly on his way out following his indictment (11:54). Perhaps this is something Julian’s brother could fix. We revisit Diddy and a new theory that the thousands of bottles of baby oil were laced with dr*gs (24:17). We recount other evil geniuses throughout history. In relationship hip-hop news, Cardi B & Offset are off again. This time we get some wild news that nobody asked for and Mal has a very direct message to specific women. Then we go over the Billboard top 10 ‘Get Up Anthems’ of Chicago (53:33). Rory shares his theory on J Cole and Drake (59:43). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:22)! We give advice on if you should date a coworker and how to go about introducing your girl to the family. We close by talking about an interesting story from an NIL deal, the WNBA, and Rory bringing Amara to Julian’s party hosting this weekend. Thanks to our sponsors: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 58 mins