Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY!

Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bout Jessica Biel's back, Jackie corners MJ into playing "Date Everything!". MJ's havin' an 80's summer and started watchin' cheers as promised! He also started Ultigaytum aka "Queer Ultimatum". Jackie's moved onto "Vanderpump Rules" and the juxtaposition of their 20's at that time v the Pumps 20's at that time. Gen Z hates skinny jeans and after what Suki Waterhouse went through they may have a point. Stevie Wonder had to come out and be like 'im blind for real, guys' because TikTok is destroying reasoning further and ain't no daaaaamn way. "Love Island" people are returning to the real world and learning about the insanity of the summer so far, including Labubu. Then MJ's here to let us suckle upon his teet of pop culture with the BLINDZ we all craved last episode! "Practical Magic 2" is currently being made, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos just wanted to let us all know they're still fuckin' and she thinks he's GROSS for wanting morning sex. Then Jackie cried 'cause we don't got no Superman, but she said it's a great movie! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!

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This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends with two drifters off to see the world. A shocking truth is revealed about the "Real Housewives SLC" cast, Jackie introduces Natalie to the adult dating sim "Date Everything", and Jackie calls for more fae lego. Candace Cameron Bure claims sons 45 minute sermon saved her marriage, and Jackie learned that you can't change your AMC Stubs photo for a year after uploading one complete with a vampiric stare, plus in more AMC news they are adding ads in between the trailers now before films!?! Then a physically painful list of 'Famous People Who Suffered Horrifying Consequences From Black Market Cosmetic Procedures', no MJ means no BLINDZ til 'Second Helpings', and finally Jackie's Snackies starts at 57:22.854 and ends at 1:04:38.501!!!

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep into 'The Ultimatum: Queer Love', while MJ's chunkin' his way through 'Sinners' (on MAX) between naps, spoiler heavy chat about 'The Rehearsal', 'I'm Glad My Mom Died' is becoming a show but thankfully Jennette McCurdy is producer AND showrunner with Jennifer Aniston playing the mom, the Paul Reubens doc will give tears and rage, AND SO MUCH MOOOOORE!!!!

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