A song about making up words that end in "oop".

Some kids play sports with balls and hoops
but me, i like making words with oop.

Like, flicky flacky flopy floop
Or blicky blacky blocky bloop.

I don't know why I like words with oop.
They make my mind swiggle and swoop

Whether I'm alone or with my troop,
I'm on the hunt for words like zippity-zoop.

I stand up tall, trying not to droop,
While looking for some gobbledy-goop.

Armed with my gigantic ice cream scoop,
I'm prepared to find some giggledy-sloop.

Don't just slouch there in your stoop,
Grab some letters and add some oop.

Like, flicky flacky flopy floop
Or blicky blacky blocky bloop.

Don't just slouch there in your stoop,
Grab some letters and add some oop.

A kids song about wearing brand new shoes at a zoo.

I made a mistake. Yes, it's true.

I wore my favorite brand new shoes,

On a recent trip, to our local zoo.

It happened near the kangaroos,

Who didn't like my new shoe's hue

Because when I walked into their view,

They started screaming with hollers and hoo's.

The kangaroos grabbed sticks, made of bamboo.

and vaulted over. First one. Then two.

They grabbed my shoes and souvenir kazoo

And started making some kind of stew.

It looked a lot like my mom's fondue.

They served it up and began to chew.

The other guests encouraged me to subdue

but I started feeling like I had the flu

Hey, it was hard to know, just what to do.

When kangaroos put on a ruse.

So. I grabbed my jacket, said adieu,

and signed a paper that said I wouldn't sue.

Here's some advice from me to you;

If you're ever forced to your local zoo,

and find yourself in brand new shoes,

stay away, from kangaroos.

A kids song about playing boardgames.

Would you like to play a game?

Checkers, chess, its all the same.

I have the board right here right now

and some idea of the rules allowed.

We just need to find the parts

set 'um up and roll for starts.

Choose your side. Black or white?

Make a move and hope it's right.

Win or lose, it doesn't matter.

Games are more about the chatter.

Play it safe, or risk it all,

Every piece awaits your call.

Its your turn or maybe it’s mine

i’ve lost track of who’s next in line

theres nothing more i’d rather due tonight

then ladders, chutes and he game of life

A kids song about a Paper Airplane.

I made a wonderful plane yesterday,

I threw it hard and watched it fly away.

It did some loops, twists and barrel rolls

As it flew past the soup and salad bowls.

Out through the window, heading toward the trees,

It flew right past a swarm of buzzing bees.

A gust of wind from nearby passing cars

Sent that plane off to someplace high and far.

And while I liked to watch it as it soared,

I wished that I had thought it out some more.

Because instead of paper fresh and new,

My math homework was what I sadly threw.

The teacher didn’t laugh at all the fun,

Even though I showed her that tricks were done

But luckily, before my grade could fall,

The paper plane flew swiftly through the hall.

It sailed right through the door still open wide,

Landing in the teacher's hands; just in time.

A kids song about not using shampoo.

I'm too smart for the likes of you.

I know what have, what you have is shampoo

And I've already told you a hundred times

Im not washing my hair, because my hair smells just fine

No fancy shampoos named after flowers

will be on this head when this head takes a shower

I'll wear a swim cap if that's what it takes

to keep your shampoo off of my face

It doesn't matter how long it's been,

I'm not using shampoo, no never again.

These are my rights that I hold as a kid

Hair washing is something I have to forbid.

Sure, there are birds building a nest,

My hair was lonely, and in need of a guest.

And I know there are twigs and all sorts of sticks,

I’m keeping them handy for our camping trips.

I’ve made my decision, that all there is sot say

i’m not using shampoo, not tomorrow or today

A kids song about a racing refrigerator.

[Verse 1]
I've got a refrigerator that runs,
Yes, it's on, and its never not won.
It's a fridge like a racing car,
when it comes to running, it sets the bar

[Chorus]
Burr burr! Who’s chilly and fast?
It’s my fridge! And it never comes in last!
Zoom zoom! Just Watch it go, go.
Fastest fridge you'll ever know!

[Verse 2]
And even though it’s got tater-tots on top,
and Down below, it's got my soda-pop!
It’s still in the first place spot
because my fridge, it trains, ya, it trains a lot.

[Chorus]
Burr burr! Who’s chilly and fast?
It’s my fridge! And it never comes in last!
Zoom zoom! Just Watch it go, go.
Fastest fridge you'll ever know!

[Bridge]
Sometimes I get "Freezer Burn"?
because its never ever my turn
But maybe I should learn to be okay,
'Cause my fridge blows the competition away!

[Chorus]
Burr burr! Who’s chilly and fast?
It’s my fridge! And it never comes in last!
Zoom zoom! Just Watch it go, go.
Fastest fridge you'll ever know!

Mr. McJingles, he didn’t like bones.

He didn’t like birds or even fresh scones.

He didn’t take walks or play in the park.

He never kept watch or let out a bark.

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