What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most?

Today's narcissistic ramblings include:

Raspberries and Freezer Filming

"Imagine if you're just trying to do your shop after a long day... and you've got someone in the way, putting a camera in the freezer so they can walk away from it, walk back to it, and open the door to pull out the raspberries."

"Here's me in a public space, trying to record a video of me picking up raspberries. God, it sickens me."

Frozen Pizza and Shoppers' Frustration

"You're rushing to pick up frozen pizza out of the freezer... tired, knackered, and someone is blocking the way with a camera filming raspberries."

Whinge Fest and Filming Criticism

"This has just turned into another whinge fest, hasn't it? Just me ranting about people filming themselves pushing a trolley around Aldi or Lidl."

"The only thing more embarrassing than consistently filming your weekly shop is someone whinging about it."

Shopping Trends and Procrastination

"Seeing someone's Aldi shop as inspiration? No, it's just another form of procrastination."
"You don't need to see the shop. The first time it happened, maybe. But now? No, you don’t."

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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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Today's narcissistic ramblings include:

"You only hear from the winners."
"I just need to be told what I’m doing is the right thing."
"Even if someone handed me the blueprint, I’m not sure I could do it."
"Stop beating yourself up over beating yourself up about not doing the thing."

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

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The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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We had a cracking episode lined up about your Body image that was cut short by more technical miseries.|

We'll return to give it a second bash, a new camera in tow - if the Irish cankle will allow it...

Ben still managed to poop out some half-decent narcissistic ramblings:

On Perseverance and Realistic Expectations:

"You don't hear about the other 99% who didn't make it. You only hear from the 1% at the top."

"You've got to keep turning up and doing this because if you don't, then what? Nothing."

"Transformation pictures aren't for you—they're' for everyone else. Do you take them and keep them private? Or do you slap them all over social media to show off?"

On Parenting and Body Image:

"Kids aren't stupid—they notice when their mom steps on the scale and lets the number dictate her mood. That behaviour plants seeds for unhealthy relationships with food and body image."

"The myth that women will get bulky from lifting weights must die.

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

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The exploitation of children.
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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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Narcissistic ramblings:

"Restriction is necessary, but it doesn't need to be extreme."
Some form of restriction must exist, but it doesn't mean juice cleansing, counting sins, or going low-carb. Just do what's realistic and sustainable.

"Tomorrow is where dreams go to die."
You can't keep putting things off. Even when it's hard, you've got to wade through the excuses and get it done today.

"Networking meetings are unbearable."
These meetings are cliquey and boring. It's just people huddled in corners talking to their friends. Why can't we turn them into speed-dating sessions? Shake hands, talk to new people, and actually network.

"No one's watching, so I could just keep trying."
At this stage, it doesn't matter how it looks. The important thing is to keep trying and figuring it out as you go.

"Stop winging it and take responsibility."
If you want results, you must stop making excuses and step up. Whether it's networking, dieting, or fitness, do it properly.

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

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The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S. Survival Guide – Rotten Attitude Edition 🏋️🤢🥗

Not feeling the "most wonderful time of the year" vibes?

You're not alone.

In this episode, we break down a no-BS approach to surviving the holiday season with the slightly wet/lame C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S. acronym:

C = Create or Crap on the Fun of It.
Find a safe space to crap all over Christmas if it's not your thing. Don't let the holiday nonsense force its "most wonderful time of the year" propaganda down your throat.

H = Have a Laugh. Or Not.
You don't have to fake joy just to fit in. Practise as much Holiday JOMO (Joy of Missing Out) as possible.

R = Reset with Realistic Expectations
Don't promise yourself a complete life overhaul on January 1st.

I = Intentional Time with Others and Yourself.
You'll be obligated to spend time with people you don't want to. Prioritise making time for yourself!

S = Saying No to Additional Shit You Don't Need
Ride the wave of mindfulness—stay present and accept the natural ebbs and flows of cravings, urges, and emotions without letting them overwhelm you.

T = Track Your Mornings and Evenings.
The best morning routine starts with a solid evening routine.

M = Make Peace with the Overconsumption.
Did you eat and drink it all? Good. As Jocko says: "Good." Move on.

A = Accept That It Might Take Until Next Christmas to See Real Change
30 days is just the beginning. Let go of the idea that everything needs to go according to plan.

S = Start Fresh Before the New Year
Don't let a date on the calendar dictate when you start over.

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

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I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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Possible reasons as to why you're rather plump:

You aren't dressing your food... 🤡
You ignore your glucose spikes. 🤡
You bring too many snacks into your panic room. 🤡

We talk about all things diabetes and why 6 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms just aren't cutting it for Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart.

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Jared Leto Sucks.
Forrest Whitaker plays a weepy, nice guy like no other.

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.

The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:

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The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
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Howdy,

I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

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Is starvation a mode stopping you from losing fat?

Are Artificial sweeteners slowly killing everyone?

Is Breakfast the most important meal of the day?

Are you all a bunch of gullible cu*ts?

The Starvation Minnesota experiment:

A full review of this hideous film on the 'podcast who can't be named
Hocus Pocus

Low calorie Sweeteners and body weight and composition

With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'

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I'm Ben, the only 'health' coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.

I'm asking You to give the middle finger to Your Unrestrictive diet and Half-arsed exercise routine in JUST 30 Days...

Have you tried to improve Your health in the past...?

Are you sick of yo-yo-ing from one restrictive diet and hideous exercise plan to the next, begging for it to end so you can slip back into old habits - only to start the same rotten cycle again?

You can count your own reps...

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