Episodes

  • JP is staring at me like I’ve said I’m really enjoying his old dear’s OnlyFans account

    JP is staring at me like I’ve said I’m really enjoying his old dear’s OnlyFans account
    Oct 18 2024
    JP says Chloe is writing a novel based on her college days. He’s like, “She’s hoping to do for DBS what Sally Rooney did for Trinity.”

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    7 mins
  • ‘A threesome?’ Sorcha goes. ‘Why would you think I’d be into having a threesome?’

    ‘A threesome?’ Sorcha goes. ‘Why would you think I’d be into having a threesome?’
    Oct 11 2024
    Sorcha asks if the beef is from a regenerative form and I end up having to look away. Seriously, you can’t bring her anywhere.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Things have changed since you were at school, Sorcha,’ the old man goes. ‘We recognise that traditional media is our enemy now’

    ‘Things have changed since you were at school, Sorcha,’ the old man goes. ‘We recognise that traditional media is our enemy now’
    Oct 4 2024
    Hennessy, the old man and Honor are sitting around the island, looking as thick as thieves. Which is exactly what they are.

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    7 mins
  • The competition gets under way. The entrants are each told to remove a sock and put it in the pint glass in front of them

    The competition gets under way. The entrants are each told to remove a sock and put it in the pint glass in front of them
    Sep 30 2024
    Driving through the gates of University College Dublin (UCD) brings back one or two memories. Not that I spent much time in the place when I did the Sports Man Dip course back in the day.

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    7 mins
  • ‘Your father is a moral eunuch, Ross. Those aren’t my words. That was a main finding of the Mahon tribunal’

    ‘Your father is a moral eunuch, Ross. Those aren’t my words. That was a main finding of the Mahon tribunal’
    Sep 20 2024
    So we’re in Morton’s of Ranelagh, doing the big shop, when we run into Rebecca Leahy, the old dear of Honor’s classmate Diva Leahy. Actually, she and Sorcha both reach for the last punnet of kumquats in the shop and I watch Sorcha’s body shape change to fight mode until Rebecca goes, “Sorcha! How are you? Oh my God, look at you! You must weigh nothing!”

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    6 mins
  • The porty invitations were returned with the words, ‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly? Are you focking kidding me?’

    The porty invitations were returned with the words, ‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly? Are you focking kidding me?’
    Sep 13 2024
    I‘ve always worried about Honor – from the time she emerged from her mother’s womb and gave a “fock you” look to the midwife who slapped her orse.

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    6 mins
  • A lot of things are storting to make sense, including the violin case Leo carries around with him like a Chicago gangster

    A lot of things are storting to make sense, including the violin case Leo carries around with him like a Chicago gangster
    Sep 6 2024
    Leo’s music teacher, Mrs Gordon, says that Leo has a genuine gift for music and I’m thinking that I need this like Ranelagh needs more launderettes with performance spaces.

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    7 mins
  • ‘Our daughter is nothing like Donald Trump, Sorcha – aport from the tan and the vengefulness’

    ‘Our daughter is nothing like Donald Trump, Sorcha – aport from the tan and the vengefulness’
    Aug 30 2024
    It’s, like, the first day back at school for Honor and she eats her muesli with the quiet, steely-eyed intensity of me doing my traditional 500 sit-ups on the first morning of the Six Nations Championship.

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    7 mins