2024 was yet another year of highs and lows on the never-ending rollercoaster of life. But were our podcast-reviewed films all lows? Which characters made our stomachs drop? Which movie moment felt like a rush, and which felt like we were slowly approaching our doom? And will a Christmas movie finally contend for our coveted awards? Find out in the 2024 Schlocky Awards!

Time Stamps:

0:07:55 - Explanation, Film List, and Lifetime Achievement Award
0:16:00 - Worst Character
1:00:40 - Worst Moment or Line
1:40:10 - Worst Visual
1:56:50 - Best Moment
2:08:05 - The 10 Worst Films of the Year

When the holidays arrive, we all get in the mood to revisit the classics. So who wouldn't want to watch an adaptation of The Nutcracker? Well, what if this Nutcracker had an army of rats that bore a startling resemblance to the Third Reich? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss Nazi aethetics, cheerless moviemaking, and dolls making creepy advances. It's our review of The Nutcracker in 3-D!

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0:02:55 - Background

0:24:40 - Summary

0:39:40 - Notable Scenes

0:48:10 - The Good

0:53:40 - The Bad

1:16:35 - The Ugly

Pin-up lovers rejoice! We're watching an 80's comedy adaptation of a 40's British comic strip with all the subtelty of a tear-away dress. Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss British colonial Africa, repeated sight-gags, and why comedy is almost never "so bad it's good." It's our review of Jane and the Lost City!

Time Stamps:

0:02:50 - Background

0:16:55 - Summary

0:26:15 - Notable Scenes

0:33:40 - The Good

0:37:25 - The Bad

0:50:20 - The Ugly