FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is furious that people believed aliens did cattle mutilations. Then Andrew is equally furious when identical twins are not revealed and the boys write a Randy Newman song about it. O’Neill thinks it is a million dollar idea. Then they talk about how to use 700 lb kids to protect classrooms. Then Andy introduces Ryan to the Alternate History subreddit and it makes him very sad. Then Aaron has an unbelievable theatrical experience. And Ryan explains his crashing of his old school’s graduation.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys debate which drugs count as party drugs. Andy has cocaine on his toenail but won’t come clean about it. The gang fondly recounts Ari Shaffir doodie stories. Andy finds out that Apple Podcasts had been transcribing portions of the show as “fun” previews to entice people but they look even more unhinged. Ryan is back from Skankfest with some news! Then he recounts his next door neighbors fighting relentlessly, a dog pisses all over O’Neill’s feet and a YouTube comment blows him away. Andy gets a new job painting lady dongs. Then Andy has sex ed from a nun and she won’t answer any of his questions. Then they both reminisce about setting fires as children.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is frantic to get all the facts about Diddy’s sex parties and he’s full of plenty of “I Told You So’s”. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a way to get away with nearly anything legally. Then O’Neill blows Andy’s mind when he tells him there’s buttfuckin’ at the rub and tug. Then there’s some pilot talk. Then they come up with a new business idea of hunting down short make celebrities and spanking them. Then they come up with a fool proof way to cheat on someone that falls apart completely under the tiniest scrutiny. Then it’s time to vote on the Toy Hall of Fame. Then the boys remember the late great Eric Hites.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to buy O’Neill some fake Christmas skis. Then he gets shamed for wanting to go short skiing. There’s some ball eating parrot talk. Then they talk about having a clear room for priests so they’re not up to no good. Aaron’s confessional priest had Cheeto’s breath. O’Neill refuses communion because of ocd then he humble brags about how much ass he could kick in Hell. Then Andy gets political about American blow jobs while O’Neill talks about trying to make VooDoo the new mainstream religion. Andrew gets tricked by a Hare Krishna and then by a ninjutsu master. Then RFK beheads a whale and O’Neill loses his mind about it.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets run off the road and tries cat meat for breakfast. Big Earl dances in a cage with pee pee stains on his undies. Andrew remembers the time he drank 18 Hornsby’ s Hard Apple Ciders and later having to go to campus alcohol counseling. Ryan wants to build and Android body guard. Then they talk about banging in the Peace Corps and how to make the most of it. Then fans leave Amazon reviews mentioning Slop Quest and they are 100% pure gold.

FREE EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan barely survive the Southern California heatwave until O’Neill decides to go jogging in 110 degree heat. Then Andy finds out about a new juicy class action lawsuit of dorks versus Only Fans chat services. Ryan decides on what books to read based on the number of pages they are. There’s some chimp talk then medieval dudes wear backwards hats. Then we try to use parody laws to get away with any illegal. Then Aaron gets into a brutal softball situation with some bad hombres. Finally, we get an amazing Gathering of The Juggalos report from deep on the scene.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The show opens with Ryan chastising Andy for being distracted, then shows him a spider bite that hasn’t healed and may be giving him powers. Then Ryan contemplates performing self surgery to open his spider wound and see what’s inside. Then Ryan has an idea to help people that Andy find extremely questionable. The boys then break down Bill Gates’ insane insistence that he be allowed to keep hanging out with Epstein. Andy finds a family that gets poisoned by AI. Then Andy takes the lion’s share of an emotional damages court finding over O’Neill’s death then he stumps Ryan with a Shakespeare quote. There’s some race car belt talk that leads to belt business ideas. Ryan tries to do a dental cleaning on Andy with no gloves. Then they talk about how to keep tricking their wives into finding them attractive. And finally, Big Earl misses the Big Game.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with the Secret Service taking a dump in Ryan’s apartment. Then he freaks out about having to help a president or vice president take a dump outside as a secret service agent. The O’Neill rewatches the Police Academy kids’ cartoon and they talk about other rated R movie properties that got turned into children’s shows.

Then they go through the staggering amount of Police Academy productions that came out in a row. O’Neill’s buddy ends up on Porter County Cops a localized version of “Cops”. Then Andy finds a hilarious medical device on Amazon that is so horribly translated that they can help but read all the instructions. Then they talk about idiotic bank robbing strategies.

Andy’s friend can’t drive stick and has a panic attack on the highway driving a muscle car. Then our good pal Tracy finds a “Psychic Defense” class and the gang goes crazy!