On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!

Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks about the house she and Max are building, and all the decision pressure that comes with it.

They then dive into a very random sequence of questions from Kristina's partner Max. His questions are truly so basic but so hysterical and clever - ones we'd never think to discuss like: "do you and your partner share the same bath towel?" and "do you cut your toothpaste tube in half when it gets low?". They end on addressing the age-old rumor that the average human swallows 89* spiders in their lifetime and really pick apart why eating a spider while sleeping is gross.

*This may or may not be the correct number. Just go with it.

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On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated!

Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at Meet and Greets is what perfume she wears, but she really doesn't wear it often!! Stassi's new goal is to find one main signature scent and make it part of her personality so her kids can remember her by it the way she remembers her grandmother by her perfume. She'll keep everyone posted on the progress.

Finally, Stassi is also on the hunt for a Color Analysis professional to come "do her colors" so she can figure out what season she is. We'll do it live on the podcast and we'll figure it out once and for all!

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It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.

The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a "Disney adult" and Stassi's theme is Disney related. They discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Disney princess characters and deep dive into why. They end on honoring Dame Maggie Smith (RIP) and chatting all things Downton Abbey and Harry Potter in here honor.

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