Just what you need, another podcast about Halloween!

Enjoy this year's trend of what to wear, how to decorate, candy to share, what to drink and how to talk like Boris Karloff.

And a memorable learning moment of how Jeffery Epstein is like Halloween decorations. (you'll be telling this joke to someone today)

Enjoy the rhythm of the fun and the food of a weekly visit to your local farmer's market. Rhythm? Yes, we're dropping some beets on the experience…and the people. And don't forget the vegetables, they'll turnip in this episode. I don't mean to be fresh, but are you buying this?

Join me for a few minutes on a drive down memory lane for a fun, fill out this form, hurry up and wait rant about my two hours at the DMV, which felt like a lifetime.

What do we hate more than time at the DMV? Not much…maybe just the jokes in this episode?

The plague of any park goer, or city street walker. The fun happy people with clipboards in bright t-shirts, asking your for just a minute of your time. Most are very nice, but you know the few…and I'm being charitable here, let's rant about those vexing volunteers.

You have dealt with lawn mowing noise all Summer, but now, there's even a potential bigger problem for the lawnless. Enjoy a non-tested grass stained theory, filled with facts, data and dad jokes

We talk a lot about what kind of music we like…but where is it? A trip down music memory lane, from the days of 45's to tape to those tunes being in your pocket. Trust me, this is not a vinyl episode about something 2 out of 3 of us listen to every day.

Enjoy the first know recorded music, the Last Chord.

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Well maybe it's not you, but maybe it's your brain. (sorry, still YOU!) You SAD about the change in seasons? SAD: Seasonal Affective Disorder. Enjoy a few minutes on just what the doctor orders to cheer you up! And an over abundance of bad dad jokes to make you sad again.

How high? Well per the current fashion trend, probably not high enough…if you're a boomer anyway. High socks are in, but who knew? Let's rant about the style change and the colors plus share a few dad jokes that stink as bad as your workout socks after a long hot run