The Broskiedoodles

By: The Broskiedoodles
  • Summary

  • We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles

    Kiko Cervantes 2020
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Episodes
  • #269 - Piracy / Counterfeit Fashion / Food Appropriation / Funniest Cuisines / Tortilla vs. Paella
    Jan 11 2025

    Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted kind, thank you very much), and we debate whether piracy is the worst thing to happen to art—or secretly its best marketing tool. With all the sarcasm and wit you love, this episode will leave you questioning if that knockoff was really a knockoff move.

    This week, we unpack the joys of pirated CDs (because nothing screams childhood like a rock album ending with a Vallenato track), rant about overpriced soccer streaming in Spain, and question if pirating games is truly a crime—or just a moral grey area. Then, we sink our teeth into the spicy topic of culinary "piracy." Hawaiian pizza? Totally Canadian. Sushi rolls? Americanized to death. But hey, it's all delicious, right? We even spill the tea on global cuisines—some hits, some misses, and a lot of hummus. Oh, and the tingling sensation between your you-know-whats? Yeah, we covered that too. Don’t miss this wild ride of sarcasm, spice, and unsolicited opinions!

    We dive into a spicy top 15 list of world cuisines. From the Mediterranean glory of Greek salads (perfect for thong season) to debating Italian pasta vs. Japanese ramen supremacy, we’re spilling the tea (or sake). You'll hear about Portuguese treats, the fishy legacy of Macau, and a shoutout to the unsung heroes of Taco Bell-inspired nostalgia. Plus, we get political (kind of) with Taiwan’s microchips and the curious culinary politics of Macau and Hong Kong. Oh, and we solve the mystery of what exactly Australian cuisine is. Spoiler: It's not kangaroo.

    Join us for laughs, sarcasm, and a bit of culinary chaos—this is one menu you don’t want to miss!

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    57 mins
  • #268 - Airport Chaos / Airplane Casinos & Strippers / Candles & Colognes / Memes Gone Viral
    Jan 3 2025

    Welcome to Broskiedoodles—your favorite podcast to laugh, cry, and question humanity. In this episode, we tackle the world of airport security, drug smuggling shows, and the mind-boggling miracle of human flight. From Madrid’s architectural wonder of an airport to the absurdity of smuggling booger sugar in a teddy bear, we’ve got sarcasm flying high.

    But wait—what if airplanes were more like Vegas? We brainstormed genius (and mildly illegal) ideas for transforming your next flight into the ultimate party in the sky. Think airplane casinos, Hooters wings at 50,000 feet, and stewardesses hosting Family Feud. It's innovative, wild, and maybe just slightly impractical.

    We tackle the really pressing issues: why planes should ditch seats for poofs and casinos (RIP Nana in turbulence), speed dating in the sky, and the very serious candle vs. incense debate. Are candles a scam? Is a $30 "Munich Christmas Market" scent worth it, or just a Nazi plot? Plus, a deep dive into cologne culture and why smelling like "First-Time Virginity" might be the future of Yankee Candle. It's comedy, chaos, and maybe a whiff of pine.

    We sniff out the mysteries of scent (literally), dream up the candle no one asked for ("First-Time Musk," anyone?), and dive into the spicy chaos of internet fame.

    Meanwhile, crypto scams, viral memes, and unsolicited life advice make their way into our rant-fueled exploration of why the internet remains undefeated. If you've ever wondered why a random Southern accent or a poorly sung viral tune gets more fame than your well-thought-out content, you’re in for a ride.

    Don't forget to share, comment, and tell your friends about us—or don’t,...

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    59 mins
  • #267 - Savage Food / American Vacation Gone Wild / "Severance" Rants / Long TV Shows vs Real Endings
    Dec 16 2024

    Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast! This week, it’s all about my latest American Adventure. From baseball stadiums emptier than my fridge on payday to deep dish pizzas in Orlando that left me questioning my digestive system—this trip had it all. My partner experienced the U.S. for the first time and now officially understands the savage portions, endless malls, and SUV nation. Plus, Airbnbs that feel like movie sets and amusement parks that left me feeling 85 years old.

    Ever feel like TV shows these days are just really long movies with no ending? Yeah, us too. In this episode, we dive into Severance—a brilliant concept wrapped in a strange corporate dystopia—but does it really know where it’s going? We ask the big questions: Would you split your brain into two lives? Are we being tricked into watching shows that stretch the story longer than gum on a summer sidewalk? Plus, we rant (lovingly) about how shows like Westworld and The Walking Dead start strong and then... well, let’s just say they need to learn when to quit. Spoiler alert: Quentin Tarantino’s hot takes are the cherry on top.

    We asked the real questions: Are we watching brilliance or just being strung along for endless seasons of nonsense? From creepy corporate waffle parties to pixelated cult leaders, we explore all the weird, eerie goodness. Plus, we roast the endless filler episodes of How I Met Your Mother (seriously, 10 seasons?), question if modern TV can just END already, and give some love to Apple TV's growing lineup—shoutout to Ted Lasso and Shrinking. Oh, and for the Western fans, Kevin Costner’s Horizon saga gets a nod because at least it’ll have an ending. Somewhere between existential horror and Marisa Tomei being fuego at 60, we tell you: Enjoy life, take a breather, and don’t get severed from your own happiness.

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    1 hr and 1 min

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