Happy 65th Ellen and Ernie!

In an anticipated response to their drone attacks, Israeli forces attack Yemen ports and airports.

The QM2 has another NoroVirus outbreak. Stop lying about your health condition when you board!

Air Canada denies boarding to an acclaimed cellist with his cello because of a stupid rule!

Delta let another passenger sneak onto a plane and then lets the person get free!

Royal Caribbean is skipping San Juan and Manzanillo!

Disney is doing good things this holiday season!

Please accept the fact that charging for gratuities will never go away!

Holiday cruises are always more challenging for the staff and crew!

San Juan Pier 3 remains closed by order of the US Coast Guard!

St. Thomas joins the "Money Grab," raising three port fees!

Windstar will homeport from London in 2026. Guru likes that idea!

Fred Olsen spends millions refurbishing the Balmoral!

The U.S. State Department warns against earthquake-ravaged Vananatu!

Holy Hemmoroids saying they shot down the US fighter plane!

Mailbag alert: A listener review of Virgin Voyages!

The Guru will try the Brightline train from Maimi to Orlando!

MSC adjusts the unlimited beverage package. After 15 drinks, you pay full price if you can still walk!

Carnival Boss Weinstein tells Wall Street that the 2025 inventory is almost gone!

CLIA picks a new CEO named Bud!

Carnival boss says the $42.oo tax in Mexico is not a done deal!

Carnival Corp reports string full year and 4th quarter results!

Archer Aviation is ready to start building electric air taxis!

Lim Kok Thay continues to grow his new cruise line after bankrupting three other lines!

Crown Princess tender runs aground, and guests are forced to walk in the water!

A Carnival guest is not happy because they do not offer gift wrapping!

Is Carnival Corporation better managed than Royal Caribbean? Wall Street Journal thinks it is!

FAA investigation declares Southwest Airlines safe!

The new Saudi cruise ship Aroya is a shoppers' paradise. Do people cruise to shop?

IDF forces attack the Holy Hemmoroids! Thanks-Ben!

The Guru thinks the Frontier Airlines Annual Pass has too many rules and restrictions!

Two NCL Mega-Mothers are in line for enhancements to create Roex!

Somali pirates are asking for 10 million dollars to release captured Chinese fishermen!

Wash Your Hands! Sapphire Princess delayed departure for special cleaning after NoroVirus cases!

Reading an actual book at sea is a relaxing experience!

Will the new FTC transparency rules survive the new administration?

The U.S. should never follow anything Europe does!

If enacted, how much will the new DOT punishment fines for airlines cost the consumer?

The new Princess Dine Line will be great for seniors who will not embrace technology!

The Presidents of every major cruise line want a meeting with Mexican officials to discuss the overreaching $42.00 tax!