Episodes

  • MACKY RAT 132 - L.A. IS BURNING!
    Jan 11 2025

    In this episode of the "Mackey Rat Podcast," the hosts delve into the recent wildfires in Los Angeles, specifically the Palisades and Eaton fires. The main host, Mr. X, pledges to drive into the Palisades fire and kill himself if the episode doesn't receive at least 20 views, setting a darkly humorous tone for the discussion. They humorously suggest that the only people who will hear the truth about the fires is a comedy podcast that no one listens to.


    They discuss conspiracy theories and rumors surrounding the fires, including a controversial short from The Daily Show suggesting climate change as the cause, which the hosts refute. Mr. X and the cohost, Caleb, debate whether diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives or reduced firefighting budgets contributed to the fires, ultimately attributing the severity of the fires to a buildup of underbrush following unusually heavy rains the previous year.

    The conversation also touches on Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's absence in Africa during the fires and her alleged reduction of the firefighting budget, which they later clarify was not the case. They criticize the mainstream media's coverage and highlight the impact of the fires on residents, including a story about someone they knew whose house burned down.


    Sylvester Stallone also makes an appearance, upset that his idea for Rocky 7 was rejected. He wanted Rocky to come out of retirement at nearly 90 years old and fight an influencer, and also to wear a turtle skin suit.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • MACKY RAT 131 - FUN FACTS
    Jan 4 2025

    On this episode of our LOVELY Comedy Podcast!


    We start off 2025 with a bang with a very funny episode!


    Kaleb has a calendar that tells facts. Wow...We have our Asia News segment with their new terrifying crime stopping ball! With the creator on the show as a guest! After talking about our favorite comedian - Gabrielle Iglesias. Luigi Mangione comes up in our conversation again for some reason. And shout out to the show The Doctors.


    Nate gifted my son a haunted watch that now terrorizes me at night.


    Some people still watch porn on their T.V. Shout out to them!


    Normal Osborne is now BLACK! What could that mean for Spiderman? We'll let you know what WE'D like to see!


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • MACKY RAT 130 - NEW YEARS 2025!!
    Dec 28 2024

    EPISODE 130 OF OUR AMAZING COMEDY PODCAST! A WHOLE YEAR COMPLETE!


    It's been another entire year together. Here's a summary of the ep via A.I.!


    The "Mackie Rat Podcast" New Year's special is a chaotic, off-the-rails mess. Hosts Mr. X and Caleb attempt a show with guests, but it devolves into absurd tangents. A recurring "prank" from guest Roy sets the tone for the disarray. They struggle with Discord, misremember New Year's lyrics ("Auld Lang Syne"), and debate a "69-second" countdown. They launch into bizarre takes on Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake and "69 God," including graphic sexual commentary. A running gag involves the missing "Sleepy Brown Z" guest, later revealed to be an acquaintance. They poke fun at celebrity lookalikes and over-stereotype a fictional Indian wrestler, then transition into "analyzing" Indian street food. They touch on Jay-Z's legal troubles, also making suggestive jokes about it. They suggest creating a black version of The Onion called "The SONian." There is a discussion about the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, chili dogs, and the fact that they can't remember anything they have seen recently. They give a quick overview of some past highlights.


    Mr. X and Caleb talk about making New Year's resolutions, ending with Mr. X planning to beat Vanessa. They also discuss New Year's celebrations around the world, focusing on the Spanish tradition of eating 12 grapes at midnight, the Finnish tradition of melting metal and their absurdly genuine nature, and the possum drop in North Carolina which they both find hilarious. They talk about possums like they are dangerous monsters.


    Finally, they give a half-assed countdown, acknowledging the disorganized nature of the show, and wish listeners a happy new year, P13's coming in 2025, and also talk about having a great year. The episode is defined by its absurd humor, inside jokes, and the hosts' acceptance of chaos. It's a conversational experience meant for listeners who enjoy a free-wheeling and often offensive show. They also make jokes about selling P13 in a DVD case because they don't have the rights to it.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • MACKY RAT 129 - CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA
    Dec 21 2024

    Mr. X and Kaleb, celebrate their third annual Christmas extravaganza, expressing their love for Christmas and sharing their unique, humorous takes on the holiday season. They discuss the challenges with non-copyrighted Christmas music and emphasize their commitment to using copyrighted music, highlighting the importance of standing up for one's beliefs.


    They also touch on personal changes, such as the departure of a previous co-host, Nate, and plan a one-year "Nate's been gone" extravaganza.

    Mr. X humorously uses famous Christmas songs to express his feelings about his wife, Vanessa, and they both share their cynical views on typical holiday celebrations, preferring to spend their time differently.


    The conversation takes a turn towards the religious aspect of Christmas, with Mr. X proposing a new theological idea involving the magical assistance of animals during Jesus' birth.


    They humorously discuss the story of Jesus turning water into wine at a wedding feast, and Mr. X shares his belief that the animals in the stable helped tend to Jesus when he was born, in a Disney-like fashion.


    They also talk about the commercialization of Christmas, the challenges of gift-giving, and the unique traditions they observe. They reflect on societal issues, such as homelessness and the behavior of people during the holidays.


    Throughout the episode, they maintain a light-hearted and humorous tone, engaging in witty banter and sharing personal anecdotes. They also encourage listeners to follow them on Twitter and Blue Sky.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • MACKY RAT 128 - FRIDAY THE 13TH
    Dec 14 2024

    Another FUN episode of our comedy podcast!


    This week we don't talk about Indian Instagram - even though we claim we will.


    This episode is dedicated to Luigi Maggiano! Is he a hero? Is he a villain? Or is he just an everyman?


    From his heinous crime to his love for McDonalds we give you everything you need to know about Maggiano. Most importantly our thoughts!


    It's also FRIDAY the 13th. We talk about it a little. We talk about a holiday party and Chinese people.


    Mr.X reminisces on his child's birth.


    All in all - it's a pretty SOLID EP!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • MACKY RAT 127 - ANNA DE ARMS
    Dec 7 2024

    Another quality episode of our COMEDY PODCAST!


    We start the show with some brainstorming on how we can become more popular. We also talk about Mark Cuban. We shout out the Stupid History Minute.


    Mr.X is highly depressed, we are alone, we have nothing left to believe in ... Hailey WELCH has BETRAYED US!


    She released a 'meme coin'. It's dumb. And maybe illegal.


    Dave BLUNTS is our 2024 artist of the year because of his set at JuiceWorld. Imagine if his oxygen tank caught fire and exploded.


    Pizza is DEAD! Sort of ... but the Oath Keepers can save it!


    People do not care about an assassination of the CEO of United Health. It is kind of cool. But, ultimately, it brings us no joy - as we are a joyless duo. The assassin will NOT be found.


    Mr.X closes with a heartfelt decry to the fans.


    Shout out to SuperSiSi, CinematicLeap and JuggaloBastard.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • MACKY RAT 126 - OUR THIRD ANNUAL THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA
    Nov 30 2024

    It's our third annual THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA! Not as extravagant as previous years, but still pretty good!


    We talk all things Thanksgiving - we'll, not really. We mostly talk our personal lives and how boring Thanksgiving is.


    Our guest ditched us, thanksgiving was not celebrated in Kaleb's home...but he made home made mac n' cheese. Mr.X went to Capital Grill - again.


    At the end we talk about how Luffy was in the Macy's Day Parade.


    All in all - yeah, it's pretty funny. ENJOY!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • MACKY RAT 125 - ANOTHER MR.X EP
    Nov 23 2024

    Another great episode of our lovely comedy podcast, that's great.


    This week is kind of all over the place. We talk about Matt Gaetz. We talk about how doctors do what they do to get rich. Celebrity sons.


    Mr.X got super drunk and enjoyed a car fire.


    The Aaron Hernandez CONSPIRACY and the Jay Leno CONSPIRACY.


    It's good!





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    1 hr and 4 mins