• The Old Man Tango
    Jan 26 2025

    And we're back! It's a strange, fractious time to be a wrestling fan, but if you know ONE thing about us, it's that we've GOTTA have our fun. We start off celebrating Will Ospreay finally finding the friend he was desperate for in Kenny. Proud of you, bruv. Then, the Hurt People need to figure out who the hell they are, Mariah's indicting all of us for being complicit in Toni's derangement, and the former House of Black is sooo proud of their barking. Plus we discuss Goofus (MJF and Jeff Jarrett) and Gallant (Hangman and VPCD), and take a firm stand on cults (bad). God it's good to be home.


    0:00 Chit Chat Time

    3:58 Kenny/Ospreay

    24:13 Private Party/Hurt People

    33:46 Women’s Division

    44:53 Doghouse of Black

    48:06 Death Riders/Jericho

    1:08:44 Ricochet/Swerve

    1:15:48 MJF and Jeff Jarrett

    1:31:45 Hangman and VP Christopher Daniels

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Titty! At the Tokyo Dome
    Jan 12 2025

    Finally, your girls get to react to the greatest triumph of our time as podcasters—the Young Bucks took their shirts off, and it was GLORIOUS. Plus, Kenny’s BACK baybee, Will Ospreay is a friendship slut, the Hurt People are a tag team after all, and the old men of AEW are absolutely wildin’ out. Take off your shirt, and get on in here!


    We're off next week but our episode with Sir Sam at AEW Match Guide will be airing! Join us for an UNHINGED episode devoted to Arcade Anarchy on January 15th!


    6:09 the bucks (shirtless) at dynasty

    14:10 kenny’s home!

    21:45 ospreay is a friendship slut

    33:15 hurt people party privately

    40:41 Hertopia

    45:32 the men’s gauntlet

    58:22 the jampacked title scene

    1:08:56 MJefF

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • In: Daisy Dukes
    Jan 5 2025

    We might not be back to feeling normal yet after our big Young Bucks interview, but the episode format? It's back to normal, baybee. Did we process that much of what happened at World's End? Maybe not, but we're here to discuss it anyway, along with what trends we want wrestlers to consider "In" for 2025, and what we'd like them to usher "Out." We talk Continental Classic, we talk Kenny's big return, we talk Cope, and oh yeah, what everyone's been waiting for, we talk Jeff Jarrett! All this and more on this week's Tunnel Talk!


    (00:00) Young Bucks interview debrief

    (9:39) World’s End PPV overview

    (12:47) Continental Classic World’s End matches

    (13:25) Ospreay vs. Fletcher

    (16:24) Ricochet vs. Okada, Swerve

    (18:09) Ricochet and Swerve, Undisputed Kingdom, Jay White

    (22:32) Okada vs. Ospreay & Kenny’s return

    (27:46) Mox vs. OC vs. Hangman vs. Jay White & Cope return/RatedFTR

    (46:15) OC vs. Hangman in singles

    (59:58) Mercedes Mone and Kris Statlander

    (1:05:42) Acclaimed breakup

    (1:11:46) MJF and Adam Cole

    (1:18:44) Jeff Jarrett

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • The Gang Interviews the Young Bucks
    Dec 30 2024

    Record-breaking multi-time "Mommy's Little Ham" award winner Matthew Jackson and the Diet Coke Daredevil himself Nicholas Jackson join your hosts for a girls chat about Dynasty, fashion, bikinis, and getting touched for the very first time. None of that is a fever dream. It really happened.

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    52 mins
  • Just A Weird Elf Looking for Love
    Dec 22 2024

    It's the Winter Christmas Collision Crash Smash Bash for the Fallen time at AEW, and your girls are just trying to keep up! As Anne eerily predicted, Toni's gone full amnesia mode and we could not be happier about it. Ricochet has revealed his secret dork ass self and he's NEVER been more over with us. Plus Darby and Ospreay took us out of this WORLD, The Bucks turned up to delight us, and Adam Cole and MJF did passably fine for once! A very Merry Christmas to us all!

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    8:05 Toni

    13:51 Ricochet

    21:40 General Connie

    24:39 Darby/Ospreay

    36:04 Death Riders

    52:06 Women’s Division (And Alex Marvez)

    1:03:11 Kenny and the Young Bucks

    1:14:28 Jericho

    1:16:40 Adam Cole and MJF

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Locked Out of My Mind Palace
    Dec 15 2024

    Everyone's sober, prepared, and back in rhythm this week, and it's never felt so good! Your Connie girls talk about why this year's tournament simply isn't reaching the heights of last year — it's called emotional stability and it's disgusting. Luckily we've got Orange Cassidy and his proclivities to get us through these trying times, not to mention the time capsule that Will Ospreay's straightened floppy '90s boy hair put us into. Plus, we're attracted to Chris Jericho, we're NOT attracted to Matt Cardona, and we're SO worried about our son Kyle O'Reilly and the horrifying normalization process that's taken him over.


    (00:00) Chitchat Time

    (03:42) The Connie

    (5:44) Claudio, Will Ospreay (and his hair), Darby

    (23:30) Ricochet

    (26:27) Danny Garcia

    (30:19) Brody King

    (33:43) Mina and Mariah, Toni Storm

    (43:39) Mercedes Mone

    (45:47) Death Riders and Orange Cassidy

    (1:04:21) Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, MJF

    (1:15:47) Matt Cardona and Chris Jericho

    (1:28:30) Private Party

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • And That's How Wrestling Ends
    Dec 8 2024

    Let's put all our cards on the table: Allie was compromised by substances in this episode but we valiantly recorded anyway. Is it our most "coherent" podcast? It's not. Are any of our episodes that coherent, though? That's not for us to say. We talk CONNIE, we talk MJF's horrible hair, we talk OC's triumphant cameraman ruse, we talk Swerve and Max Caster! Plus Allie reveals that she's horny for Chris Jericho's sexy Shania Twain look. I'll be honest, we're gonna tweet this one with a notes app apology.


    (00:00) Chitchat and Confession Time

    (03:17) IT’S CONNIE SEASON

    (18:03) Mercedes Mone, Penelope Ford, and Anna Jay

    (21:34) Adam Cole, MJF, Kyle O’Reilly

    (33:57) Mariah and Mina

    (35:53) Death Riders

    (57:07) The Patriarchy and Hook

    (1:01:28) Swerve and Max Caster

    (1:14:39) Chris Jericho drive-by fashion review

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Hurt People Hurt People
    Dec 1 2024

    THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN and boy are we giggly. We do a quick rundown of Full Gear with SPECIAL attention paid to the Mox/OC match where those men hmm made art. Then it’s over to the most WONDERFUL time of the year—Connie Szn!!! Your hosts discuss the contestants, the matches, and most important, the promos. Plus: Mina walked into her thing with Mariah with eyes wide open, Swerve’s got those winter blues, and Kyle’s gone normiecore. Did you miss us? We missed YOU!


    0:00 Chit Chat TIme

    12:24 Full Gear Rundown

    49:43 Hangman/Jay White

    1:01:44 It’s Connie Season

    1:27:20 Women’s Tournament

    1:32:01 Mariah/Mina

    1:34:51 Swerve

    1:37:00 Adam Cole

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    1 hr and 44 mins